Maybe he's a Killer.
I do not adam(ski) and believe it.
He's always coming up (kiss from a) roses.
so more than 1 song then 
So few songs... not enough puns
The two of them look so happy. With the baby on the way, they're obviously looking forward to a future love paradise.
Spotted at YakYak: "Honest Daily Express URLs"
Code:
http://www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/82771/asylum-seekers-benefits-european-superstate-welfare-blah-usual-britain-going-to-the-dogs-shite
Rodafowa wrote:
The two of them look so happy. With the baby on the way, they're obviously looking forward to a future love paradise.
Ok 2 songs. He's no Mick Hucknall though.
Thank fuck.
Thank fuck.
kalmar wrote:
The funniest bit being, this URL actually works! Zardoz wrote:
Ok 2 songs. He's no Mick Hucknall though.
Thank fuck.
Thank fuck.
I can't hear the name Mick Hucknall without thinking of his scrotum pressed against a pane of glass.
Thanks, Charlie Brooker!
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
kalmar wrote:
The funniest bit being, this URL actually works!Yeah. For a moment I thought it was the person running their website messing about, but it turns out that you can just stick whatever you like on the end of the article path
Rodafowa wrote:
I can't hear the name Mick Hucknall without thinking of his scrotum pressed against a pane of glass.
Thanks, Charlie Brooker!
Same here. STOP BEING ME. Thanks, Charlie Brooker!
just had an xbl update. anything good do we know?
Bobbyaro wrote:
just had an xbl update. anything good do we know?
It's a fix for a HDMI audio output bug that's appeared in the NXE. :yawn:
It was quite a large (slow at least) download.
It was quite a large (slow at least) download.
It's prevented my eggbox from accesing live, is what it's bloody done.
Mr Chris wrote:
It's prevented my eggbox from accesing live, is what it's bloody done.
update successful
a heart-stopping 3-red-ring thingy later, it's working.
Cunting thing.
Cunting thing.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7868401.stm
Regarding the Carol Thatcher in racist remark shocker, I found this amusing for the sheer nonsensical boldness of her defence:
Regarding the Carol Thatcher in racist remark shocker, I found this amusing for the sheer nonsensical boldness of her defence:
Quote:
Her spokesman told The Times she made the remark in a conversation with the show's presenter Adrian Chiles back stage and it was "meant as a joke".
"Carol never intended any racist comment," he said.
"She made a light aside about this tennis player and his similarity to the golliwog on the jam pot when she was growing up.
"There's no way, obviously, that she would condone any racist comment - we would refute that entirely. It would not be in her nature to do anything like that.
"It is disgusting that we've had a leak of private conversations in the green room - the BBC has more leaks than Thames Water."
"Carol never intended any racist comment," he said.
"She made a light aside about this tennis player and his similarity to the golliwog on the jam pot when she was growing up.
"There's no way, obviously, that she would condone any racist comment - we would refute that entirely. It would not be in her nature to do anything like that.
"It is disgusting that we've had a leak of private conversations in the green room - the BBC has more leaks than Thames Water."
Hmmmm, interesting. I make faux-racist remarks like that around my close friends sometimes, but probably not clever to do it while working on a television programme.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
myp wrote:
Hmmmm, interesting. I make faux-racist remarks like that around my close friends sometimes, but probably not clever to do it while working on a television programme.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
From Popbitch boards:
Quote:
The departure of the good golly prime minister's daughter from the One Show comes as something of a relief to the beleaguered production team. On OBs, they had to put up with Carol's frequent requests to nip off from her filming duties in order to retrieve a hat, a bag, a script, or tissues from her car.
Oddly, all of these items made the same clinking noise as a fistful of miniatures.
Oddly, all of these items made the same clinking noise as a fistful of miniatures.
chinnyhill10 wrote:
Oddly, all of these items made the same clinking noise as a fistful of miniatures.
A tabletop wargamer? They are well rid.
I didn't realise there was a MaliA doll.
All the systems at work have gone down, again. That's the joy of our high-tech 21st Century paperless office.
devilman wrote:
I didn't realise there was a MaliA doll.
Hello US Secret Service agents! Don't be shy, feel free to enter the 8-bit game challenge.
devilman wrote:
I didn't realise there was a MaliA doll.
Well spotted sir. I'd seen that article but not looked closely enough.
myp wrote:
Hmmmm, interesting. I make faux-racist remarks like that around my close friends sometimes, but probably not clever to do it while working on a television programme.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
If she's telling the truth and isn't a dirty racist, of course.
Who was she talking about? Benjani?
Andy Murray.
kalmar wrote:
Andy Murray.
He's part black though, so she's a dirty racist. [Sub please check]
She must be on about Jo-Wilfred Tsonga.
myp wrote:
She must be on about Jo-Wilfred Tsonga.
I'm not sure if that's a very clever joke.
It was andy murray.
New game
Guess who this torso belongs to:
Guess who this torso belongs to:
Where did you get that photo of me from, Mimi?
Bill Cosby
Craster wrote:
Where did you get that photo of me from, Mimi?
My special stash of Craster's webcam shots.
No, go on make a real guess at who it is.
Is it Robbie Keane?
That is not a real guess. Make a real guess.
All I can see is a little red cross. Is it one of the XMen?
Ok, real guess: Stephen Hawking.
Mr Chris wrote:
All I can see is a little red cross. Is it one of the X-Men?
Can you not see the picture?
here is a link.
Myp, you are a loser.
OK, here's a clue - his training partner was a water bird.
Keith Harris?
Mimi wrote:
OK, here's a clue - his training partner was a water bird.
Can I guess the water bird?
Coot.
Moorhen.
Mandonna?
You all fail.
I was going to say Rod Hull and Emu, but an Emu isn't technically a water bird.
Oooh! Oooh!
Was it a duck?
Right. So, got that. Now to figure out whose bod that is.
Was it a duck?
Right. So, got that. Now to figure out whose bod that is.
Andy Crane? Phillip Schofield?