Joans wrote:
I know this sounds wrong, but can you set up some sort of Shin webcam.
One of the older type of webcam with no microphone?
Remember to smear Vaseline on the lens for a soft focus effect. Or mud.
I thought it was rubbish, the extra features didn't even include a Shinterview.
devilman wrote:
Joans wrote:
I know this sounds wrong, but can you set up some sort of Shin webcam.
One of the older type of webcam with no microphone?
Ta-da!
I think a few people here will be going on Shin(dler)'s list if they're not careful.
Wow, page 7 and we are still on about me...noone else got anything interesting to talk about?
Shin wrote:
Wow, page 7 and we are still on about me...noone else got anything interesting to talk about?
No one here, least of all me, really gives enough of a shit to discuss the results of Factortame cases and the UK.
Shin wrote:
Wow, page 7 and we are still on about me...noone else got anything interesting to talk about?
We don't get out much
devilman wrote:
Shin wrote:
Wow, page 7 and we are still on about me...noone else got anything interesting to talk about?
We don't get out much
I've not left the house in 3 days, except to go to the tip on Sunday.
Shin wrote:
Wow, page 7 and we are still on about me...noone else got anything interesting to talk about?
For a lot of people here that video has turned you into a real, live, swearing, welsh-sounding person. As opposed to some sort of posting machine that Gaz had knocked up in his spare time.
For me it is a basterdised child of hate
People think I'm welsh
I swear like a navvy at a bloody frog
I look as rough as a bears arse on that as I hadn't done my face or hair
I am grumpy today-I'm going to see if I can get a job whilst being grumpy. Actually....I'm supposed to be round Ree's in 15mins...uh....yeah
People think I'm welsh
I swear like a navvy at a bloody frog
I look as rough as a bears arse on that as I hadn't done my face or hair
I am grumpy today-I'm going to see if I can get a job whilst being grumpy. Actually....I'm supposed to be round Ree's in 15mins...uh....yeah
Shin wrote:
I am grumpy today-I'm going to see if I can get a job whilst being grumpy. Actually....I'm supposed to be round Ree's in 15mins...uh....yeah
You sound like you have a promising career ahead of you with HM Customs. One of my oldest friends is a Customs officer at Heathrow, and he's one of the grumpiest bastards I've ever met.
I'm frustrated is all, I really want to do certain things-but haven't a snowflake in hell's chance of doing them *exhales* grrr!
I'm gonna go punch some MYP up town-later
I'm gonna go punch some MYP up town-later
Joans wrote:
that Gaz had knocked up into his spare time.
Can you imagine the offspring?
After you've abused a few more apostrophes.
GazChap wrote:
Joans wrote:
that Gaz had knocked up into his spare time.
Can you imagine the offspring?
It would have self esteem issues if it come out to play but in the end it would think it has to gotta get away.
Shin wrote:
I'm gonna go punch some emo's up town-later
What have your mates done to you to deserve that?
myp wrote:
Shin wrote:
I'm gonna go punch some emo's up town-later
What have your mates done to you to deserve that?
MaliA wrote:
GazChap wrote:
Joans wrote:
that Gaz had knocked up into his spare time.
Can you imagine the offspring?
It would have self esteem issues if it come out to play but in the end it would think it has to gotta get away.
Theres a punning thread there. DON'T PICK IT UP.
I think a punning thread would be pretty fly
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 812875.stm
Quote:
"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.
Rustlers Chicken Burgers are fowl. I don't know why I bothered.
nynfortoo wrote:
Rustlers Chicken Burgers are fowl. I don't know why I bothered.
Did you expect a microwavable burger to be nice?
So cold.
Dimrill wrote:
So cold.
There was ice on the inside of my car it was so cold today... said -6 on the car thermometer.
Kovacs Caprios wrote:
nynfortoo wrote:
Rustlers Chicken Burgers are fowl. I don't know why I bothered.
Did you expect a microwavable burger to be nice?
I hoped. I'm still starving, too.
nynfortoo wrote:
Rustlers Chicken Burgers are fowl. I don't know why I bothered.
I'd be annoyed if they were beef.
Rustlers burgers are one of my guilty pleasures. I actually quite like them when I can't be arsed to cook. They obviously don't compare to real burgers, though.
Dimrill wrote:
So cold.
This is the sort of weather where I get nervous about burst pipes. I go run the taps and start the car at 4am and stuff.
I remember when I was 7 or 8 being took out by my gran to Birmingham one day. She took me to a cafe for lunch and I asked for a hamburger. I got a bun with a piece of ham in it. Why are hamburgers made of beef?
They originated in Hamburg.
I thought I was making a joke there but I just checked and it's actually kind of true.
I wonder what a Berliner tastes like.
Um - a sausage?
Edit - no, shit, wait - it's a doughnut, isn't it? One of those, anyway.
Edit - no, shit, wait - it's a doughnut, isn't it? One of those, anyway.
Gelsenkirchener?
A lump of coal.
Ich bin ein Belminer.
kalmar wrote:
Ich bin ein Belminer.
In fairness, points for trying, though. it's not like we get mr Brown doing press conferences in german, like Kevin keegan used to do.
Craster wrote:
Edit - no, shit, wait - it's a doughnut, isn't it? One of those, anyway.
- Waitrose sell them for about 60 and they have chocolate on the top and in the middle.Trick is to put them through the machine as a standard doughnut. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah (etc).
Craster wrote:
Um - a sausage?
Edit - no, shit, wait - it's a doughnut, isn't it? One of those, anyway.
Edit - no, shit, wait - it's a doughnut, isn't it? One of those, anyway.
Yes, a donut. "Ich bin ein Berliner" is "I am a donut". "Ich bin Berliner" is "I am a Berliner". 70% how you look, 20% how you sound...
Thank you Mr Izzard.
Sadly 'Berliner' is actually a brand of doughnut, and not the word for dougnut itself*.
* might be true.
* might be true.
ComicalGerald wrote:
Sadly 'Berliner' is actually a brand of doughnut, and not the word for dougnut itself*.
* might be true.
* might be true.
It's sort of a Hoover equivalent though.
It's more like 'bearclaw' or 'boston creme' - varieties, rather than brands.
It sucks?
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
ComicalGerald wrote:
It sucks?
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
You need a Dyson, then.
Mr Chris wrote:
ComicalGerald wrote:
It sucks?
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
You need a Dyson, then.
Fuck me, I'm still reeling as to how clean the carpets are.
MaliA wrote:
Mr Chris wrote:
ComicalGerald wrote:
It sucks?
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
edit: fucking craster breaking my flow.
You need a Dyson, then.
Fuck me, I'm still reeling as to how clean the carpets are.
I need a new one, though. It's definitely lost suction.
Or is there a filter in there somewhere I need to clean?
Hateful wikipedophiles spoil all the fun.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ich_bin_ein_Berliner
Kovacs Caprios wrote:
Dimrill wrote:
So cold.
There was ice on the inside of my car it was so cold today... said -6 on the car thermometer.
I had -7.5 in mine this morning.
Also: Dimrill, are you ever at an optimum temperature?