CUS wrote:
Pink Floyd are short. The Stones, are short.
Don't forget Mr Grumbly, with a white Ferrari.
Craig—why don't you try bunging them on a one-day Buy It Now auction on eBay, with a suitably tempting price (say, 50 or 60 quid)? Better than nothing, and if you sent them special delivery tomorrow evening, they'd get to the buyer in time for the gig.