myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?
richardgaywood wrote:
myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?Breakfast.
Happy to help.
As an aside I spotted ikea selling some nice pint-sized glass tankards the other day. They looked quite handy, but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.
ComicalGnomes wrote:
but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.
They're very good for water.
And places to put flowers.
i don't have facebook, just the dutch equivalent, hyves ..
Kern wrote:
ComicalGnomes wrote:
but I resisted given that I'm not a regular beer-swiller.
They're very good for water.
Buy one and start swilling beer, clearly.
Beer is not in the food budget 
I think if I was a mild alcoholic/smoker like a lot of people seem to be, then yes, the cost of living would seem prohibitively high. I could wax for ages about how poor people who smoke are twats, but I won't. They're twats though.
I think if I was a mild alcoholic/smoker like a lot of people seem to be, then yes, the cost of living would seem prohibitively high. I could wax for ages about how poor people who smoke are twats, but I won't. They're twats though.
Mr Dave wrote:
Ange wrote:
I love Facebook and looking at random people's profiles.
Look at mine, I'm lovely. There's pictures of me being not very old at all, and pictures of doughnuts, and pictures of me rutting, and pictures of an inflatable sex sheep.
Urban Dictionary wrote:
Rutting
Having sexual intercourse
"We was rutting all night"
Having sexual intercourse
"We was rutting all night"
Not that kind of rutting. A more Deeresque type. With antlers and all.
Bizaarely, Baden-Powell dedicates a whole chapter of 'Rovering to Success' to the rutting season. Apparently it's just a stage young men pass through.
[EDITED to remove Freudian slip]
[EDITED to remove Freudian slip]
I mention I have pictures of me rutting, and all of a sudden the friend requests came flooding in. Coincidence? I think not.
I did a search for rutting, and came across a rather disturbing, possibly NSFW, story
Not that type of rutting, either.
I did a search for rutting, and came across a rather disturbing, possibly NSFW, story
Not that type of rutting, either.
Quote:
If Hathaway is convicted, he could serve up to two years in prison, because of a previous conviction in 2005 for shooting dead a horse called Bambrick. So that he could have sex with it.
Excellent use of punctuation there.
Note to self, use facebook more often.
Joans wrote:
Note to self, use facebook more often.
You can add me!! You can be my friend ^.^
Katania Jane Caslin Seymour
ME! hehe. Only one on there so easy peasey!
I don't like having friends, especially friends I don't know.
HIYA!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
I am.
My mum is 
I'm not.
I'm not.
We have a group (there's a topic somewhere about it somewhere) started by a certain GazChap, dunno if you've heard of him?
(I actually thought that was how you might have wound up here).
Just nose about on his profile and you should find those of us that want to be found.
(I actually thought that was how you might have wound up here).
Just nose about on his profile and you should find those of us that want to be found.
I am on facebook, but I use it mostly to pointedly ignore people I can barely stand. Two BETEOs are on my list, which baffling includes myoptika although I'm not sure why. Must remember to delete him soon. Sheepeh is the other one, but I actually speak to him to a reasonable extent which justifies his presence on my esteemed list of awesome.
ComicalGnomes wrote:
I don't like having friends, especially friends I don't know.
I was talking to Joans really, but whatever floats the proverbial boat Mr.Angry face, 'tis fine
Joans wrote:
We have a group (there's a topic somewhere about it somewhere) started by a certain GazChap, dunno if you've heard of him?
She's obviously not been stalking me that much. Phew.
Could this be the topic that breaks the "no deletion" policy? Let's hope so...
I didn't mean you m'dear, I meant people in general. I hate people in general, the fuckers.
Oooooh *goes off and logs onto le Facebook*
I'm the one with the scary long name and huge norks.
I'm the one with the scary long name and huge norks.
ComicalGnomes wrote:
I am on facebook, but I use it mostly to pointedly ignore people I can barely stand. Two BETEOs are on my list, which baffling includes myoptika although I'm not sure why. Must remember to delete him soon. Sheepeh is the other one, but I actually speak to him to a reasonable extent which justifies his presence on my esteemed list of awesome.
I don't love you anymore.
Shin wrote:
I'm the one with the scary long name and huge norks.
Expect a lot of friend requests.
I've seen some of the messages she receives, I honestly doubt whether you guys could come up with anything even remotely as deranged as they were.
GazChap wrote:
I've seen some of the messages she receives, I honestly doubt whether you guys could come up with anything even remotely as deranged as they were.
That sounds like a challenge.
Did someone mention num nums?
I believe this has just been mergelated. Either that or I've been drinking.
ComicalGnomes wrote:
I didn't mean you m'dear, I meant people in general. I hate people in general, the fuckers.
I don't feel quite so sad and 'shunned' now
Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good one's! Takes a while,. but it's worth it. I'm naturally friendly
in a syrupy-sickly-way Both of the above.
He really does hate everyone, the little scamp.
Shin wrote:
Awww, people are okay, just gotta weed out the good ones!
I believe CG plans on doing that, but with a scythe.
Facebook wrote:
Katania Jane Caslin Seymour has 379 friends.
You're obviously a little less strict than Mr Gnomes.
Shin wrote:
HIYA!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
I am. You may add me if you find me.
Which isn't tricky.
I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...
*Laughs*
I likes people
I likes people
I am also on acebook.
Which was a typo that I can't be bothered to correct.
Still, always happy to add girls with large breasts to my list of esteemed friends.
Which was a typo that I can't be bothered to correct.
Still, always happy to add girls with large breasts to my list of esteemed friends.
Dudley wrote:
Shin wrote:
HIYA!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
I am. You may add me if you find me.
Which isn't tricky.
I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...
Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.
No offence Duds
Ooooh I'm on the groupage! Must change profile picture as I look entirely to sweet to be real there...
MASS ADD-AGE!! *Rawr*
MASS ADD-AGE!! *Rawr*
I am on facebook, called Dave, and in the beteo group. And generaly will add someone who seeks to add me. With the exception of the woman who's just tried, who has 400 male friends and 0 female friends. I cannot help but feel there's something a bit dodgy there.
Wait, there's girls with big breasts on facebook?
Why did nobody tell me this?
Why did nobody tell me this?
Joans wrote:
Dudley wrote:
Shin wrote:
HIYA!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
Just wanted to know who is actually on face/fuckbook??
Ooooh looks, my own topic-holey moley!
I am. You may add me if you find me.
Which isn't tricky.
I should perhaps comes up with a sterner test.... swimming the Thames maybe...
Wouldn't it be pathetic to go through this thread and only end up adding Dudley as a friend.
No offence Duds
*Dissolves into tears*
There are loads of big breasted ladies on facebook *grins in a knowing way*
I accepted add-age from Malcom! Yayeth!
I accepted add-age from Malcom! Yayeth!
I've just gone through all the people in the group that were not my friend and requested adding. If I've done this before to you and declined, then sorry for the spam.
Malcolm Macdonald from Plymouth...
Malc
Malcolm Macdonald from Plymouth...
Malc
I forgot I had a Facebook; I started it so I could gawk at you lovely lot. People have been having conversations on my 'wall'.
Nice timing there Malc.
richardgaywood wrote:
myoptika wrote:
A pint glass is still a pint glass, no matter what's in it. You don't call it a 'beer glass' when you've got beer in it (unless you're weird).
Then what do you call those supersized wine glasses that hold entire bottles?I've heard them called Bucket-on-a-stick
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