https://www.twitter.com/alyssalavacca/s ... 0865122304
I just want this to be over
THIS IS LITERALLY AN EPISODE OF VEEP https://t.co/TkNdIRCxo9 pic.twitter.com/n5BpNwsuiZ
— Alyssa hallucinated a pandemic? (@alyssalavacca) November 5, 2020
I just want this to be over
Mr Chonks wrote:
https://www.twitter.com/alyssalavacca/status/1324200420865122304
I just want this to be over
I just want this to be over
That's probably where 45 got the idea from.
Biden's now ahead in Pennsylvania. We've reached the "Windows dialogue box stuck at 98%" part.
Every time I see it on a map, I realise how I always forget how large that state actually is.
Every time I see it on a map, I realise how I always forget how large that state actually is.
BBC, guardian, ap and CNN all call that Joe Biden has won!
Yes!!Giphy "yes":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/jErnybNlfE1lm/giphy-loop.mp4
https://media1.giphy.com/media/jErnybNlfE1lm/giphy-loop.mp4
Giphy "finally!":
https://media4.giphy.com/media/tctTjuqHP2Wk0/giphy-loop.mp4
Now let's hope Trump doesn't do anything too stupid between now and January.
https://media4.giphy.com/media/tctTjuqHP2Wk0/giphy-loop.mp4
Now let's hope Trump doesn't do anything too stupid between now and January.
For the first time in about four and half years there's something positive happening. This feels so good.
Put some fizz in the fridge. Think it's deserved.
Kern wrote:
Now let's hope Trump doesn't do anything too stupid between now and January.
I’m sure he’ll go gracefully.
Giphy "not!":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/1sIV2B9i1UpjO/giphy-loop.mp4
This is worth watching
https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/sta ... 3005181952
https://twitter.com/AmarAmarasingam/sta ... 3005181952
Yes Van Jones. pic.twitter.com/WLF1sFOITL
— Amarnath Amarasingam (@AmarAmarasingam) November 7, 2020
While it’s a relief it’s ended up not as close as it first appeared, it’s disconcerting that 70m people still voted for Trump despite what’s happened over the last four years.
I just hope the nation can now heal and undo all the damage done.
I just hope the nation can now heal and undo all the damage done.
Mr Chonks wrote:
While it’s a relief it’s ended up not as close as it first appeared, it’s disconcerting that 70m people still voted for Trump despite what’s happened over the last four years.
I just hope the nation can now heal and undo all the damage done.
I just hope the nation can now heal and undo all the damage done.
I think some people voted for Trump but quite a lot just voted Republican in spite of him. The opposition to anything that smacks of any kind of socialism seems to run pretty deep over there.
Particularly in Cuban immigrant communities in Florida. The Republicans loved created ads equating Biden with Morales and Castro.
Kern wrote:
The Republicans loved created ads equating Biden with Morales and Castro.
But Biden only plays Minimal Techno, never Deep House!
It's a big leap from universal healthcare to communism, but try telling the average American that
Zardoz wrote:
Kern wrote:
The Republicans loved created ads equating Biden with Morales and Castro.
But Biden only plays Minimal Techno, never Deep House!
Facebook is full of Trump and Biden supports slagging each other off. Some Trump supporters are convinced that by hook or crook, Trump will remain as president for the next four years. And they're dragging up all kinds of slurs about Biden that could just as easily be levelled against Trump. Behaviour on both sides is not creditable to either.
I also don't know whether or not to be surprised by how many Brits have taken sides in these posts.
If the election was a bumpy ride, the aftermath may be a lot worse.
I also don't know whether or not to be surprised by how many Brits have taken sides in these posts.
If the election was a bumpy ride, the aftermath may be a lot worse.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Dimrill wrote:
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Incredible
That was a perfect little detail to the day.
Fantastic.
I've heard they thought they were booking the Four Seasons hotel, and by the time they spotted the mistake, it was too late to change
I've heard they thought they were booking the Four Seasons hotel, and by the time they spotted the mistake, it was too late to change
DavPaz wrote:
I've heard they thought they were booking the Four Seasons hotel, and by the time they spotted the mistake, it was too late to change
Thanks Captain Obvious
Mr Chonks wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
I've heard they thought they were booking the Four Seasons hotel, and by the time they spotted the mistake, it was too late to change
Thanks Captain Obvious
Any time, Champ!
Should have booked Jones BBQ and Foot Massage
Somebody had ONE JOB on a really critical day ........ 
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
*Seventies British workplace sitcom jingle*
"Ah! Giuliani! Just the man. In advance of my no doubt completely inevitable win and to send the scurrilous rumours of a Biden victory packing, I've decided that we must hold a big press conference in Philadelphia. This conference will take place at Four Seasons, Philadelphia, part of a large upscale hotel chain with regal furnishings befitting my proclamations. Incidentally at the same time you will be able to pop next door and pick up my audit books from my very secret Audit Book Depository, books that must quickly be burnt unwitnessed by the IRS lest they reveal my glaring financial irregularities."
"Yes sir, irregularities sir."
"On an unrelated note I've also decided to lay in some celebratory victory shrubbery to mark the White House lawn in a tasteful floral arrangement of my big face smiling. I'd like you to go down to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping firm in Philadelphia and place an order. Incidentally at the same time you will be able to pop next door and pick up my adult books from the very discrete Adult Book Depository, books that must be bought on the hush hush unwitnessed by any press lest they reveal my glaring sexual irregularities."
"Yes sir, big face irregularities sir."
"Now I know that you're a craven lap-dog buffoon of low intelligence Giuliani, but I imagine that organising your underlings to manage these two simple and quite distinct tasks will be within even your feeble capabilities."
"Yes sir, absolutely sir!"
*Cut to etc.*
"GIULIANI!!!!!!!"
*Seventies British workplace sitcom Jingle*
"Ah! Giuliani! Just the man. In advance of my no doubt completely inevitable win and to send the scurrilous rumours of a Biden victory packing, I've decided that we must hold a big press conference in Philadelphia. This conference will take place at Four Seasons, Philadelphia, part of a large upscale hotel chain with regal furnishings befitting my proclamations. Incidentally at the same time you will be able to pop next door and pick up my audit books from my very secret Audit Book Depository, books that must quickly be burnt unwitnessed by the IRS lest they reveal my glaring financial irregularities."
"Yes sir, irregularities sir."
"On an unrelated note I've also decided to lay in some celebratory victory shrubbery to mark the White House lawn in a tasteful floral arrangement of my big face smiling. I'd like you to go down to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping firm in Philadelphia and place an order. Incidentally at the same time you will be able to pop next door and pick up my adult books from the very discrete Adult Book Depository, books that must be bought on the hush hush unwitnessed by any press lest they reveal my glaring sexual irregularities."
"Yes sir, big face irregularities sir."
"Now I know that you're a craven lap-dog buffoon of low intelligence Giuliani, but I imagine that organising your underlings to manage these two simple and quite distinct tasks will be within even your feeble capabilities."
"Yes sir, absolutely sir!"
*Cut to etc.*
"GIULIANI!!!!!!!"
*Seventies British workplace sitcom Jingle*
I was watching this stream I found from the "Stop The Steal" Facebook group. It was just after Biden had been called and their analysis was running the Corbyn defence of a "hostile media". There was loads of other bollocks in there, too, but they also seemed quite bemused by the location.
Warhead wrote:
Somebody had ONE JOB on a really critical day ........
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
He wasn’t there, he was too busy golfing.
Mr Chonks wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Somebody had ONE JOB on a really critical day ........
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
He wasn’t there, he was too busy golfing.
Ahhhh, that's Rudy. I thought they'd just screwed up the way they were to face and Don's comb over had got wayward in the breeze.
https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1325121866256670723
Can't stop laughing
💔Not sure it’s over just yet... But if the worst is to be believed, I have adjusted my hat accordingly.#MAGA2024 pic.twitter.com/Y1fGVLriWm
— Laurence Fox (@LozzaFox) November 7, 2020
Can't stop laughing
How is his new “apolitical” party going?
I would absolutely love if Trump ran again in 2024 as he would most likely have to be independent. Would massively split the Republican vote
Nah, Trump will be irrelevant in 2024 with a shockingly small amount of people willing to admit they supported him.
There'll be a new right leaning totem pole to dance around.
There'll be a new right leaning totem pole to dance around.
I often imagine how different the world would be if Gore had won in 2000.
DavPaz wrote:
I often imagine how different the world would be if Gore had won in 2000.
You mean you can BE Goro?
Oh... Wait.. Sorry, my mistake.
Carry on.
MaliA wrote:
https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1325121866256670723
Can't stop laughing
Can't stop laughing
Jesus. How stupid do you have to be to not realise?
DavPaz wrote:
I often imagine how different the world would be if Gore had won in 2000.
Video games would be banned
Warhead wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Somebody had ONE JOB on a really critical day ........
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
But it's not all bad: fantastic free publicity for FSTL. I hope they pick up lots of new customers.
Even funnier, 45 went ahead and did the news conference there anyway.
He wasn’t there, he was too busy golfing.
Ahhhh, that's Rudy. I thought they'd just screwed up the way they were to face and Don's comb over had got wayward in the breeze.
A thought just occurred to me. Maybe the booking was made deliberately as a small act of rebellion by a White House staffer who's had to put up with all that crap for four years.
when fox news stops backing Trump, you know the end is nigh,
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... 1604993968
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... 1604993968
Hilariously, if by some miracle they do flip PA back to Trump - Biden has still won at this point with Nevada.
Loving the weapons grade trolling of the GOP in Biden's selection of Anthony Blinken as his likely new US sec of state. A Blinken...
That's an epic payoff for the parents. Hopefully they hadn't gone all-in on Pres.
Trump campaign cuts ties with attorney Sidney Powell after bizarre election claims.
Wait! What? Just because they're a different flavour of bizarre from The Don's???
Or maybe he doesn't want to be out-bizarred.
Wait! What? Just because they're a different flavour of bizarre from The Don's???
Or maybe he doesn't want to be out-bizarred.
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