Ghoulish as it may be, please do join us as we choose the celebrities that we think will begin pushing up some daisies in 2020.
1! Ye mayest choose ten elder statesmen or women who seem mosteth likely to YOUR brain to die in the year 2020.
2! You may choose to select two yougsters AT MOST on yowse list. If any of said younglings do peg it in the next twelve months then ye shall receive FIVE WHOLESOME POINTS per death. The inclusion of these are optional, but if taken please preface their name with WILDCARD on the list. Eth.
3! The competition has "celebrity" in the title for an reason! If challenged on an choice ye must PROVE THEIR WORTH!
4! Ye wildcards musteth not exceed 50 years in age! Conversely, yow's elder statemen/wo must not be youngester than 50.
5! Ye may not perpetrate the kills yeself. Let nature, malady or lifestyle make the end-of-life option.
6! Ye choices may not be changedeth once madeded.
7! Ye hast until MONDAY 13TH of January to post ye list or ye can reet fuck off like.
8! If an candidate dies BEFORE ye's list is posted, the death shall not count towards ye's score.
9! No funny stuff.
1: Murray Walker
2: Angela Lansbury
3: Mel Brooks
4: Nicholas Parsons
5: Prunella Scales
6: Carl Reiner
7: Terry Jones
8: David Attenborough
9: Al Pacino
10: Bernard Cribbins. (bollocks to Myp)
1. Prince Phillip
2. Mel Brooks
3. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI
4. David Attenborough
5. King Jaun Carlos of Spain
6. Sophia Loren
7. Cliff Richard
8. Lord Heseltine
9. Nicholas Parsons
10. Ant from Ant and Dec (wildcard)