Satsuma wrote:
1) Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (Xbox) - 7/10
2) The Division 2 (Xbox) - 8/10
3) Horizon: Zero Dawn (PS4) - 6/10
4) Horizon: Zero Dawn (DLC - The Frozen Wilds) (PS4) - 7/10
5) Ghost Recon: Breakpoint (DLC - The Terminator) (PS4) - 3/10
6) The Surge 2 (PS4) - 6/10
7) BioShock 2 (DLC - Minervas Den) (PS4) - 6/10
8 ) Bioshock Infinite (DLC - buried at Sea Episode 1) (PS4) - 3/10
9) Bioshock Infinite (DLC - buried at Sea Episode 2) (PS4) - 7/10
10) Sea Salt (Xbox) - 8/10
11) Astral Chain (Switch) - 5/10
12) Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening (Switch) - 7/10 6/10
13) Code Vein (PS4) - 5/10
Anime-Soulslike in which I really liked the combat but really despised the story and cutscenes. I was not in the mood for that slow talking, pregnant pausing, Japanese bullshit and in the end I was just skipping the cut scenes especially because the characters were meh and the dialogue was just horrible. But the combat is great which giant weapons that make Dark Souls biggest instruments look like toothpicks. The fighting is fun and I really enjoyed knocking about with my AI pal kicking the shit out of folks. Until... the Orstein & Smough copy fight. It would have gone so much better if we both started pounding one boss together but the AI does what the fuck it wants and it almost always fights the boss you aren’t fighting, which is no fucking good. In the end I had to call in the online troops to help because the AI wouldn’t do what I wanted him to do. And even then it was a sodding mess because the bosses are so fucking cheap. One of them has a move that creates fire beneath you even if you’re the other side of the map and aren’t fighting him. You’ll be fighting one boss and whooosh with the fire up the arse. Just unfair nonsense. Anyway, cheesed that boss and everything until the final boss where I called in help again because I’d ran out of patience and just wanted it to end.
So anime-souls was pretty good apart from the anime bit of it which ruined it. So there you go 4/10. No hang on, the tit slider was great. 5/10
14) Call of Duty: MW Warzone (PS4)
I’ve beat this a couple of times now too so it’s done.