No! Santa is clearly lactose intolerant and prefers port.
Still, kudos to my neice for her knowledge of the scientific method and suggesting surrounding it all with flour to ensure boot prints.
That’s one sexy looking carrot.
The plate as a whole looks like the head of a drunk snowman.
Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn to attract reindeer, laid out a mince pie and glass of milk for Father Christmas, and gingerbread men and a glass of blackcurrant juice for the elves. No idea why he chose those in particular but he was very insistent that the elves would like the squash.
Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn to attract reindeer, laid out a mince pie and glass of milk for Father Christmas, and gingerbread men and a glass of blackcurrant juice for the elves. No idea why he chose those in particular but he was very insistent that the elves would like the squash.
TheVision wrote:
I've just realised that there's been no Beex secret Santa this year... Unless there was one and you didn't tell me about it?
Giphy "no homers club":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3ohfFG6F2KggfZHZ1S/giphy-loop.mp4
Giphy "no homers club":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3ohfFG6F2KggfZHZ1S/giphy-loop.mp4
Yeah, sorry. I only realised on my way back from the quiz. I was going to do a quick one, but then forgot again by the time I got home.
It was so secret only I took part.
Mr Chonks wrote:
It was so secret only I took part.
Did you get to Southampton?
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
It was so secret only I took part.
Did you get to Southampton?
Nope!
Mimi wrote:
Darwin has scattered some oats on the lawn.
MaliA has also enjoyed spreading oats outside during the winter months.
Fucking children
Helluva status update.
Merry Christmas one and all.
Merry Christmas one and all.
Have a lovely Christmas, folks.
xxx
xxx
Have a good one folks!
7:30 start! It gets better 
Merry Christmas to one and all
Merry Christmas to one and all
Merry Christmas all! We were up before Sam this morning.
Merry Christmas!
Impressive shirt, Kern.
Impressive shirt, Kern.
Grim... wrote:
Fucking children
Your recent posts have included 'Racism is good', 'Fuck America' and now 'Fucking children'. Are you trying to screw with search engine algorithms now?
Er, I mean Merry Christmas!
I’ve missed suncreaming part of my shoulder.
Merry Christmas all! Books, whiskey and fancy electric toothbrush.
Made my dad a classy photobook of his winter archery frostbite shoots. As mum and dad are moving down to Cheltenham this coming year he's having to give up the Huddersfield archery club, so it makes a nice memento. Super happy it went down so well.
Hope you're all having a lovely Christmas out there. xxx
Made my dad a classy photobook of his winter archery frostbite shoots. As mum and dad are moving down to Cheltenham this coming year he's having to give up the Huddersfield archery club, so it makes a nice memento. Super happy it went down so well.
Hope you're all having a lovely Christmas out there. xxx
Hooray, the chicken we bought for Christmas lunch is off. Nice one Morrison’s.
Box ticked
We too beached!
A Christmassy Kern
My neices are feeding their robobunny and it is doing robopoo.
Merry Thingummy.
Merry Christmas folks, hope you’ve had a good one x
We did, and now I'm on 14 hours standby. On Boxing Day. Not amused, but I've only got one call and hopefully our clients can't be bothered to log any more today.
The pantomime was a fucking riot. Laughed like drain.
Giphy "oh no you didn't":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/6ipRBxHwd3LKE/giphy-loop.mp4
https://media1.giphy.com/media/6ipRBxHwd3LKE/giphy-loop.mp4
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