GazChap wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Get a moat.
Or a stoat.
But never gloat
Would you need a boat to cross the stoat moat?
DavPaz wrote:
Would you need a boat to cross the stoat moat?
Totes
Zardoz wrote:
Get a moat.
Then you end up with a garden full of Gazzas.
Mimi wrote:
Zardoz wrote:
Get a moat.
Then you end up with a garden full of Gazzas.
Well, he does own the fog on the Tyne
Mr Chonks wrote:
I used to like dogs. As a postman I can now tell you I would not be sad if dog ownership was banned, they were all rounded up and fired into the sun.
Because they wont sign for parcels?
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".
Round up all the cats and dogs in the world and release them on to all the world's land mine fields.
It's what Diana would have wanted.
It's what Diana would have wanted.
Why? Horses exist and I'm betting it would be dead impressive watching them explode.
Like that Lloyds bank advert crossed with a fireworks display.
Pundabaya wrote:
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".
Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.
Tbf the owners often don’t help.
Being serious for a moment, most cats and a lot of dogs are too light to set off an anti-personnel mine. Horses though... You know it makes sense.
Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Cras wrote:
Cats are great and you're shit
Cats are cunts that should stay out of my fucking garden.
There's your problem. They would if you had a cat.
Tell that to my 6... the neighbour's cats are always in my garden.
Mr Chonks wrote:
Pundabaya wrote:
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".
Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.
Tbf the owners often don’t help.
I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.
Satsuma wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
Pundabaya wrote:
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".
Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.
Tbf the owners often don’t help.
I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.
I’d laugh if your dog tried that. Before launching it into orbit
I’m talking about staffies and other bull terriers, Rottweilers, Alsatians, German Shepherds. They’re all fucking mental, really aggressive and loads of people leave them roaming around the front gardens and streets and they even let them jump out at me when they answer the door.
Fuck dogs
I've got a bit more wary of dogs since having to intervene when I saw someone being attacked, always sizing up the demeanor of any I see. So many dog owners are completely fucking useless knobheads.
No control whatsoever, "he's just being friendly" when the thing comes bounding up to my daughter on her bike, barking and terrifying her. She's really anxious to go anywhere that there might be dogs off their leads.
I love dogs but I'm fucking sick of them as well.
No control whatsoever, "he's just being friendly" when the thing comes bounding up to my daughter on her bike, barking and terrifying her. She's really anxious to go anywhere that there might be dogs off their leads.
I love dogs but I'm fucking sick of them as well.
Mr Chonks wrote:
Satsuma wrote:
Mr Chonks wrote:
Pundabaya wrote:
I didn't know Myp was racist against dogs... I thought he was "woke".
Racism (or prejudice, I think you mean really) is treating others differently based on preconceived opinions or ideas. I hate dogs because of my recent experience with them.
Tbf the owners often don’t help.
I wouldn’t help if my dog was savaging your ankles.
Fuck dogs
Excellent name for a band.
Or your sex tape.
Oooh dog rants, I remember I had one of these back in the day.
/searches
Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.
Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510
/searches
Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.
Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510
Hearthly wrote:
Oooh dog rants, I remember I had one of these back in the day.
/searches
Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.
Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510
/searches
Oh yes here it is, although I wouldn't phrase things this way these days, and TBH my thoughts have mellowed over the years. The biggest problem of course is arsehole owners, but unfortunately that doesn't stop their dogs being arsehole dogs.
Jnr is still terrified of dogs though, she literally trembles in fear if one comes anywhere near her and tries to hide behind me and Mrs Hearthly or do anything to put distance between her and the dog. (To the extent that she would jump into the road if we didn't predict this action and stop her.) If she sees it's on a lead then it's manageable, but a dog not on a lead is immediately right up to DEFCON 1 on her fear scale.
https://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/ ... 10#p393510
The best thing about that post was Dave getting raped in the ear by a dog. Twice.
Was it though
But was it
YES. Can’t you EAR me?
Are all the threads derailing this week?
So. Grumpy Cat's lost all nine then. As POTUS would say, 'So sad.'
Niki Lauda - former F1 driver and by all accounts, a nice guy.
Malc wrote:
Niki Lauda - former F1 driver and by all accounts, a nice guy.
one of those few people you could legitimately call a legend. That comeback after that horrendous crash at the Nurburgring in ‘76 was astonishing. He’ll be sorely missed from the F1 paddock for his very dry wit and hold no bar opinions
Yeah hats off to the guy. He was definitely one of my heroes growing up and I seem to remember my dad having a ton of respect for him also.
A true hero and another one gone
R.I.P
A true hero and another one gone
R.I.P
That's sad. She gave an excellent account of herself at the weekend, minesweeping whisky the morning after. Hardcore.
Reyes!
devilman wrote:
That's a shame but not entirely surprising given his health issues.
He was a very pleasant chap when I met him.
Known for his subtle and understated dress sense.
William Simons
I never realised there were so many episodes of Heartbeat made - 372 across 18 series.
I never realised there were so many episodes of Heartbeat made - 372 across 18 series.
devilman wrote:
William Simons
I never realised there were so many episodes of Heartbeat made - 372 across 18 series.
I never realised there were so many episodes of Heartbeat made - 372 across 18 series.
Ah, that's because there were only about eight plots.
RIP Torn
That was autocorrected, but seems appropriate. I first saw him when he played the foul mouthed Artie on The Larry Sanders Show.
That was autocorrected, but seems appropriate. I first saw him when he played the foul mouthed Artie on The Larry Sanders Show.
Freddie Jones. He was excellent as Myp in Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed.
He was excellent as Myp in Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed. He was great in The Ghosts of Motley Hall. One of my favourite kids programmes.
Aw, Freddie Jones will always be crazy browed Thufir Hawat to me. "Those sounds... could be easily immitated!" He was great in anything Lynch threw at him, but I'll also always love him for his role in Krull as a Gandalf figure. He brought a real humanity to that role, and the scene with the giant spider frozen by the sands of the hourglass was just mesmerising to me as a kid. Loved that film.
Last Night I dreamdedpt that Prince Phillip carked it. So I reckon this week. I can bend spoons too.
Hobo With A Shotgun is a fucking fantastic B movie, and I will argue this with anyone who disagrees with me because they are WRONG.
I think the first film I saw him in was The Hitcher. (On VHS, when I definitely wasn't 18). Serious screen presence.
Nice guy in real life too by all accounts.
He was defined somewhat by his performance in Blade Runner which is kind of fair enough in some regards I suppose, but he did a lot of other great films too.
Yeah, it looks like the wrong blond psycho died today.
Hearthly wrote:
:(
Hobo With A Shotgun is a fucking fantastic B movie, and I will argue this with anyone who disagrees with me because they are WRONG.
I think the first film I saw him in was The Hitcher. (On VHS, when I definitely wasn't 18). Serious screen presence.
Nice guy in real life too by all accounts.
He was defined somewhat by his performance in Blade Runner which is kind of fair enough in some regards I suppose, but he did a lot of other great films too.
Hobo With A Shotgun is a fucking fantastic B movie, and I will argue this with anyone who disagrees with me because they are WRONG.
I think the first film I saw him in was The Hitcher. (On VHS, when I definitely wasn't 18). Serious screen presence.
Nice guy in real life too by all accounts.
He was defined somewhat by his performance in Blade Runner which is kind of fair enough in some regards I suppose, but he did a lot of other great films too.
If I think of Rutger Hauer I'll always think of The Hitcher before Blade Runner.
markg wrote:
Hearthly wrote:
:(
Hobo With A Shotgun is a fucking fantastic B movie, and I will argue this with anyone who disagrees with me because they are WRONG.
I think the first film I saw him in was The Hitcher. (On VHS, when I definitely wasn't 18). Serious screen presence.
Nice guy in real life too by all accounts.
He was defined somewhat by his performance in Blade Runner which is kind of fair enough in some regards I suppose, but he did a lot of other great films too.
Hobo With A Shotgun is a fucking fantastic B movie, and I will argue this with anyone who disagrees with me because they are WRONG.
I think the first film I saw him in was The Hitcher. (On VHS, when I definitely wasn't 18). Serious screen presence.
Nice guy in real life too by all accounts.
He was defined somewhat by his performance in Blade Runner which is kind of fair enough in some regards I suppose, but he did a lot of other great films too.
If I think of Rutger Hauer I'll always think of The Hitcher before Blade Runner.
I always thought The Hitcher probably did a hell of a lot more than Blade Runner with regard to his typecasting problem in Hollywood. But then, Hollywood has always done this to actors who play very convincing psychopaths.
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