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Hello! I have had a lot of spare time recently. I used some of it to do this.

https://textadventures.co.uk/games/play ... bpanplk-sa

There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

Apologies to everyone mentioned.
Typing in the box makes the keyboard go psycho on mobile chrome
You'll need to complain to TextAdventures about that.
How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud
DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

edit NVM, I got gud


Go on... enlighten me.
Is the max score 0? Because my text adventure chops must be clinically dead, as I can't work out anything.
Score 1 so far! Get me!
DavPaz wrote:
How do I give Craster his haggis??

For people who are still struggling, it's
Code:
give haggis to craster

The inability to merge "give" and "use" and things like that was a bit annoying.
Loving this, proper funny. It's like being there!
I completed it! I scored 2! Will try again later for the 100%...
Only got 2 myself. Hopefully I can get the GazChap maximum at some point.
Quote:
> speak to Craster
He saies nothing.

Such poor typing
I like cock.
I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.
Cras wrote:
I tried to sit down on progressive porch and it wouldn't let me. I don't understand.

Keep playing.
Curio is such an asshole
I went through the portal but after that the game froze up
it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two
Great stuff Grim... . I'm a little concerned about how easily I can picture every corner of the Cottage.

I ended up dreaming about this last night. Or at least a slightly-later Amiga version with brown gothic text. We were all at a rubbish theme park in Brighton. It made little sense.
Your game doesn't understand how to make a martini.
BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.
keeps on locking up for me :(
Mr Dave wrote:
it's quite freezy, it usually stops freezing after a miute r two


Such poor typing
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
BUG REPORT the main door actually exits north west out of the building.

It’s more NNW.
The portal is causing fluctuations in the Earth's magnetic field, obv.
SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.
There's no 'wait until Monday because why leave now I can?' button.
Grim... wrote:
SUPER PRO TIP
None of the things that earn you points involve your progression toward escaping the Cottage.


Yeah, I got my point for:

ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view!
icing myself
4 points now. bit stuck on the other two.
My will to get the final point was thwarted by the shitness of the website.
...

Attachment:
Joans likes the cock
That's short for 'cocktail', homophobia fans.
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD
Curiosity wrote:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
@Curiosity this is your beginning of April reminder to book the cottage. :)


Hah!

:DD

What did he say? Are our dates confirmed? :p
Grim... wrote:
There's a prize for the first person to get the max score!

I don't think this has happened yet.
I got 5/6

which was the best anyone got.
I just keep ending up in the hallway with Grim... :shrug:
Goddess Jasmine wrote:
I just keep ending up in the hallway with Grim... :shrug:

Did you ever get out?
Is it actually happening this year or not?
Yes! 18th-21st October.
Hooray! In!

Giphy "cottage x":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o85fQHjCcTgbbndQs/giphy-loop.mp4
I can only be a maybe, and I won't know for sure until very close to time.
Grim... wrote:
Yes! 18th-21st October.

Shame we couldn’t keep it on the normal weekend
Mr Chonks wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Yes! 18th-21st October.

Shame we couldn’t keep it on the normal weekend

It was. Sadly the large cottage was already booked up.
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