Yes, you'll need a passport. We're not in the European Common Travel Area.
That's totally carked it. I won't be able to get one in time.
I mean though, seriously, I can't help but feel this is not with the effort for you if you have this little idea about travel.
That makes no sense. I've got to start somewhere, right?
Jesus dude, please God do some basic Googling before you do this trip because I'm a bit concerned with your level of knowledge that you'll wake up naked on a cargo flight to Kuala Lumpur with half your internal organs missing or something.
I could aimlessly search with no frame of reference, yes. Or I could ask people who might know!
That second part is still highly likely.