Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
Where do you live? 1875?
Yes. It's a simpler time.
A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now.
TheVision wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
Where do you live? 1875?
Yes. It's a simpler time.
A couple of years ago I won a potato masher on the tombola. Very useful as we still use it now.
MaliTombola was an excellent Tombola
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
Where do you live? 1875?
Pay the pie man what he's owed.
Findus Fop wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
TheVision wrote:
It's definitely Christmas... We've been to the local church Christmas fayre this morning and won lots of sweets for the girls on the stalls.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
MrsTheVision won a bottle of red wine for 20p and I won a £20 hair and beauty voucher for a local salon.
Saw a load of the neighbours too and had a chat with the vicar who is retiring next year. Officially Christmas now.
Where do you live? 1875?
Pay the pie man what he's owed.
I won’t deny I set this up consciously
Call that an advert.
THIS is an advert.
THIS is an advert.
They don't fit in the toaster, useless.
How would you melt the cheese in a toaster? Weirdo.
Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes.
No, you fuck!
Marmite is the best thing on crumpets.
Marmite and about 200g of butter, obv.
Marmite and about 200g of butter, obv.
No, it's cheese! And butter, obv
Trooper wrote:
They don't fit in the toaster, useless.
Stop toasting muppets, you monster.
What? What else do you do with them??
Warhead wrote:
https://twitter.com/TwitterUK/status/10 ... 0514716672
Introducing the 2018 Twitter UK Christmas film, starring the unmistakable @JohnLewis..#NotARetailStore pic.twitter.com/O32CDkbwm0
— Twitter UK (@TwitterUK) November 19, 2018
Bobbyaro wrote:
What? What else do you do with them??
Stick your hand up their arse?
I like cream cheese on my crumpets. It was something I stumbled upon almost by accident when I had half of my teeth removed lol.
Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best.
Jem wrote:
Crumpets slathered in biscuit spread are the best.
oh shit
I never even knew that this existed until now, it sounds amazing.
WTF is biscuit spread?
Exactly what it sounds like.
Everything is biscuit spread if you're hungry enough
What kind of biscuit though?
Disappointment.
Lonewolves wrote:
What kind of biscuit though?
Soggy.
Grim... wrote:
Exactly what it sounds like.
Ground up digestives that you put on bread?
Trooper wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Exactly what it sounds like.
Ground up digestives that you put on bread?
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread
Trooper wrote:
Cheese on crumpets is for crazy people, I bet you have beans too sometimes.
I do. It's bazzingly good. A dash of Worcester Sauce doesn't go amiss either.
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Trooper wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Exactly what it sounds like.
Ground up digestives that you put on bread?
http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=Biscuit+spread
Where is the fun in just googling stuff?
Depends on if you Google "boobies" or not.
Talking of boobies, you are watching I'm a celebrity this year I assume?
You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners.
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!
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So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack.
Snap.
Grim... wrote:
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!
Looks like we have a new brexit secretary.
Grim... wrote:
So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack.
Emily Atack, when she punches someone, shouts out "Emily Attack!". True fact.
Grim... wrote:
You know it, bro. So now I'm also a little bit in love with Emily Atack. I need to watch the Inbetweeners.
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!
Fuck, did you see when the twat from Hollyoakes got his own name wrong?!
I found the Inbetweeners a little too close for comfort at times.
I have the Hollyoaks man in the sweepstake.
"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."
Grim... wrote:
"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."
Amazing.
Grim... wrote:
"Hello, I'm Prince Mc... No, wait, I'm Malique Thompson-Dwyer. I play Prince McQueen on Hollyoakes."
"I may look tough"
Hahahaha...no.
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.
What, ever?
Lonewolves wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.
I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...
DBSnappa wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.
I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...
A plan with zero drawbacks.
In the interests of science, he also has to spend Christmas Eve in a drunk tank and perhaps try experimental arterial surgery with someone special.
DBSnappa wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.
I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...
Did he really shit on a glass coffee table?
TheVision wrote:
What, ever?
Each year.
Lonewolves wrote:
DBSnappa wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Kern wrote:
Just heard the first Slade of the season. Late this year.
My plan is to never hear it. I’ve still not managed it.
I have Noddy’s mobile number. I got on pretty well with him. I wonder if I could talk him into following you on your delivery round one day, serenading you...
Did he really shit on a glass coffee table?
No idea, but as rumours go I’ve heard that one attributed to many celebs
What I’m suggesting is that you text and ask him.