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Edited: Removed unexpected boob
Ha! What the fuck?
I'm at a place called Vertigo
Who let that in?
Member since 2011!
I am curious about the unexpected boob that appears to have been removed.
Sir Taxalot wrote:
I am curious about the unexpected boob that appears to have been removed.


It wasn't particularly good boob
Aren't all boooooooobs, ultimately, slightly unexpected?
Cras wrote:
No?

Wow, cocky.
I mean, he has his own.
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest
Actually, I should have said, 'Ahoy, me hearties,' as I'm currently on the Isle of Wight ferry.
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

At the bottom of a water slide.
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest


Once on the bus to work, as I was looking out of the window, I noticed a topless women opening her curtains. She noticed the bus, shrugged and walked out of view.
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

What about your naked wife/gf turning over rapidly in her sleep and belting you with one of hers?

And high board divers.
Zardoz wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

At the bottom of a water slide.


Magaluf pub riding bull.
Warhead wrote:
Janet Jackson

Michael Jackson. They were all unexpected to him.
The fallen Madonna with the BIG boobies.
MrChris wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.


I mean, I'm not walking around generally expecting boob. Just there's usually a point somewhere before boob that I'm expecting it.
Cras wrote:
MrChris wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest

I just think expecting boob is a bit off. I mean, how entitled are you. Or boobtitled even.


I mean, I'm not walking around generally expecting boob. Just there's usually a point somewhere before boob that I'm expecting it.

Around three or four grand I guess.
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest


I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest


I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.


That must have a pretty good hit rate. Unless it was me and i've forgotten since.
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest


I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

Did it work?
Grim... wrote:
Dr Zoidberg wrote:
Cras wrote:
Other than this thread or a streaker on the pitch I'm wondering when you'd ever get unexpected boob, to be honest


I had flashing of unexpected boobs used as a chat up line at the pub once.

Did it work?


It probably would have done if I hadn’t already had a girlfriend at the time.
So can that Craster scale also be applied to forum threads? If so, where does this one stand?
I believe it's one star, redacted.
Bloody censors
AE will be complaining.
Giphy "moobs":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/443jHBGoXaT7yjzzYO/giphy-loop.mp4
And now?

(genuine question, can't see that gif)
It's... It's a dog.
Grim... wrote:
It's... It's a dog.

His name is Moobs. Probably.
It's body art, and is animated when he flexes his pecs.
Giphy "boobs":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/3og0IPGAMIG0hJjva0/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.
Warhead wrote:
Giphy "boobs":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/3jFBg9CFrDeqA/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.

I think the Giphy filters out adult stuff?
This one does, yes.
Warhead wrote:
Giphy "boobs":
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l378p60yRSCeVoyAM/giphy-loop.mp4

Well, that's really not what Iexpected.


That's slightly horrifying. I hope I forget that image.

Edit - the one in warhead's post. I forgot that quoting a giphy introduces the random factor, like a tractor, etc
Giphy "random factor tractor":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/3ohze3eMqHXnPIDxkY/giphy-loop.mp4
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