Trooper wrote:
Shame it wasn't Jamaica, as i've got a joke about that, that i'm absolutely sure has never been used before...
Go on. My wife claims to have one too, Alaska if it's the same.
I used that Bangor joke in my best man speech at my brother's wedding, but I phrased it thus:
"Anyway, I'll have to wrap up soon as Chris told me he's off to Wales in a minute"
*look to groom*
*receive puzzled look*
"Didn't you just say to me "As soon as the speeches are finished, I'm going to Bangor?""
*bask in rapturous laughter and plaudits*
*apologise to mothers and grandmothers in the audience*
"To the Bride and Groom!"
"Anyway, I'll have to wrap up soon as Chris told me he's off to Wales in a minute"
*look to groom*
*receive puzzled look*
"Didn't you just say to me "As soon as the speeches are finished, I'm going to Bangor?""
*bask in rapturous laughter and plaudits*
*apologise to mothers and grandmothers in the audience*
"To the Bride and Groom!"
When I did the speech for my best mate I told stories about the groom losing his virginity in a Mini, the number of sexual positions he's tried with his wife, and peeing down the stairs at his parent's house.
I'm the best at family events.
I'm the best at family events.
Oh, and I officially outed him as a smoker.
Oh yay, I still have the video! I get to spend 13 minutes remembering how awesome I was.
[edit] And wincing every time I switch into "DJ voice"
[edit2] and when I said "graciously" instead of "gracefully".
[edit] And wincing every time I switch into "DJ voice"
[edit2] and when I said "graciously" instead of "gracefully".
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