In other news, which of you lot went to Jem's wedding? I'm sure I must have met some of you there, I have been remarkably drunk for a good portion of the time since then, so don't expect vivid memories.
I was the one drinking out of Fun Sally's shoe.
I also went clubbing afterwards.
I left before you went clubbing, with our dad.
I also don't remember someone drinking from a shoe, I must've missed so much of that night.