Today, I learned that many news websites are known to filter articles posted on their site to remove naughty words or replace them with less offensive alternatives - but, as is often the case, they don't do it properly.
This leads to things like words containing "ass" to be replaced with "butt", which gives rise to sentences like "On November 22, 1963 the President of the United States, John F. Kennedy, was buttbuttinated."
Buttbuttinated is now my new favourite word.