Cras wrote:
Also true. Twice last night APoD spawned into the game, button fumbled, and set off firecrackers immediately. Stealth!
Crouch is in the wrong place. Also, may be an idea for me to move the firecracker perk to a different slot.
Getting better as Jason. Managed to get a flawless victory just now. The last guy took it down to the final two mins and was begging me to let him win. 
Don't ask Ian about the table. He doesn't want to talk about it.
Top notch Jasoning tonight, people!
PRESS DUR BURRTTON.
We had some properly funny games last night. Dave managed to evade me (as Jason) by running around a table for 10 minutes and while I was after him the other counsellors were peppering me with projectiles and smacking me. It was quite the frustrating experience.
I was sneaking about as Jason trying to convince other counsellors that I too was also a counsellor that needed kindly assistance and could they please unlock the door but none of the fuckers would let me in. Except PussyBreaker who just wanted me to strangle her while calling me Daddy. That was odd.
I then became the invincible, the incredible, the ladies man, the man with the slippery tongue, the man that saves the day, Tommy Jarvis. Of course I saved the day.
Well, after I let Jason savage Myp. Natch. Then he killed me too.
Myp had a go as Tommy Jarvis. He spent his time riding up and down the coast shouting meekly to people to come and join him. Clearly he didn’t want to actually help because 3 minutes later he just fucked off without anyone else...Winning The Whole Game.
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
I was sneaking about as Jason trying to convince other counsellors that I too was also a counsellor that needed kindly assistance and could they please unlock the door but none of the fuckers would let me in. Except PussyBreaker who just wanted me to strangle her while calling me Daddy. That was odd.
I then became the invincible, the incredible, the ladies man, the man with the slippery tongue, the man that saves the day, Tommy Jarvis. Of course I saved the day.
Well, after I let Jason savage Myp. Natch. Then he killed me too.
Myp had a go as Tommy Jarvis. He spent his time riding up and down the coast shouting meekly to people to come and join him. Clearly he didn’t want to actually help because 3 minutes later he just fucked off without anyone else...Winning The Whole Game.
I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
That was because Pussybreaker didn't want saving. Her and her mate were just taking turns getting asphyxiwanked off by the guy playing Jason.
She was quite the lady.
Let’s not forget Sal who thought she could swim to safety before JASON POWER ACTIVATE, finished her off.
Let’s not forget Sal who thought she could swim to safety before JASON POWER ACTIVATE, finished her off.
I loved the way you were doing sound effects over the mic just to let us know exactly what you were doing.
Satsuma wrote:
We had some properly funny games last night. Dave managed to evade me (as Jason) by running around a table for 10 minutes and while I was after him the other counsellors were peppering me with projectiles and smacking me. It was quite the frustrating experience.
The only thing lacking was this:
Hopefully no one was waiting for new content for this as it's been tangled up in some lawsuit and the devs have confirmed they won't develop anything new for it at all now:
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018 ... ounds-like
https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2018 ... ounds-like
Real shame, as it's a fantastic game