I have needed new jeans for some time; for many weeks I have been moving around with some fear that the hole in the nethers would expand to proportions incompatible with being around other people.
Mission accomplished yesterday, and they're just jeans. Quite nice, no holes where there shouldn't be, confidence restored.
However, I also wandered into a charity shop, looking at the books. While there, I thought wait, what if they have jeans too?
And they did! A lovely clean, dark blue, nicely presented, just the right size. 34. I only mention that because while I do know how to read a label, the dimensions on this label made no sense to my brain, so I discounted them. I only realised that it was an entirely truthful label when I tried them on later:
34:25 jeans.
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They are the wrong trousers.
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They are jeans for the gentleman who prefers a shorter leg.
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