KovacsC wrote:
NervousPete wrote:
I have no idea about what anyone is talking about here, do not know how the game works and have not seen any screenshots of it in action. However I am greatly enjoying imaging the strange parallel-universe activity in my head through your posts here, an activity that may even surpass actually buying and playing the game myself.
It is free.
Doctor Who has taught me that whenever there is an insanely popular 'app' that has people doing silly things and is being released for free, it is probably part of a sinister alien invasion plot.
Funnily enough the aliens never have to run tech-support on their apps in order to keep the invasion-wheels running smoothing.
"Hello, is this Cybus Industries?"
"SPEAK."
"It's my Picnic-Planning App. I've planned the picnic and notified my friends but then some swirly images appeared and now I'm twitching uncontrollably down the left size of my body, and have the strangest compulsion to attempt to graft scrap metal and kitchen appliances to my arm."
"CONFIRM APP IS PARTIALLY WORKING."
"Well the picnic went alright, though all my friends had turned up in fancy dress as metal monsters."
"POSITIVE AFFIRMATION."
"But I feel funny and what do I do about my electronic-whisk arm?"
"HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING YOURSELF OFF?"
"And on again?"
"NO. OFF."