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But that applet will be enough for hackers.
Just today to get through and then I can say that the Switch is out tomorrow.
What's your delivery method? You're picking it up from the shop, right?
Grim... wrote:
What's your delivery method? You're picking it up from the shop, right?


Oh, well done.
Thanks!

Let's pretend I meant to do whatever joke I've done.
MaliA wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What's your delivery method? You're picking it up from the shop, right?


Oh, well done.


idgi
:DD
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What?
In my mind I referenced a hospital/home birth thing.
OMFG GRIM THAT WAS AMAZING HAHAHAHAHAHA

:shrug:
I didn't get it either... Anyway, Amazon Prime so I should see it on Friday.
Jem wrote:
MaliA wrote:
Grim... wrote:
What's your delivery method? You're picking it up from the shop, right?


Oh, well done.


idgi

It was a subtle reference to beex brother
Delivery method - babies are delivered, and a shop was recommended. It amused me.
MaliA wrote:
Delivery method - babies are delivered, and a shop was recommended. It amused me.

"This week in the Beex Brother house, Craster and Grim... are having a baby."
I've not finished that one either.
http://kotaku.com/nintendo-switch-the-k ... 1792776350

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IN CONCLUSION

The Nintendo Switch is an experimental game console from a company with a storied history of making experimental game consoles. Whether it will go down as one of Nintendo’s successes or failures remains to be seen.

Big picture: I fundamentally like using the Switch. It accomplishes its central goal admirably, and has already gotten me thinking about it differently than my other game consoles. It also has a number of irritating flaws and hidden costs, and there are so many things about it that Nintendo still hasn’t explained.

Any new gaming hardware is defined by the games it can play, and here the Switch bucks convention. It has a single sensational launch game, albeit one that can also be played on the Wii U you might already own. The rest of its launch lineup is nowhere near as compelling, but the fact remains that playing this Zelda on the Switch has been one of the finest gaming experiences I’ve had in years. I suspect that, Wii U version or no, Breath of the Wild will entice a lot of people to buy a Switch. I couldn’t fault them for doing so.
That Kotaku review said:
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the Switch is a beguiling, flawed piece of hardware that isn’t like any other gaming system I’ve owned. It executes its main idea well enough that its shortcomings are alternately forgivable and all the more frustrating. It feels destined to be improved upon in a hardware revision (Perhaps the “New Nintendo Switch” in 2019?), and this launch version will likely be remembered as a first generation console that wasn’t quite what it could have been.

I predict the Switch will make a great many people happy, and a great many people angry. It is a Nintendo product, after all.


And indeed, some of these hardware design decisions are baffling:
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* The kickstand on the back of the Switch is flimsy and seems destined to snap off. It props up the screen at a steep angle unsuited to a lot of situations and generally feels unsteady. It also doubles as a cover for the MicroSD card slot, so if it does break, your memory card will be exposed.
* Both the Joy-Con grip and the Pro Controller lack a headphone output, putting the Switch behind the PS4, Xbox One and even the Wii U in terms of allowing you to easily listen to game audio on headphones from your couch when you’re using the console to play a game on the TV.
* The charging port is on the bottom of the Switch, which is fine when you’re holding it but means you can’t prop up the screen on a table while charging it, because the plug gets in the way.
* The release buttons you use to detach the Joy-Con are small and hard to press without accidentally pressing other buttons as well.
* The caps that slide over the Joy-Con when you’re using them separately are oddly tricky to get on and off.
* There’s no HDMI output on the tablet, so if you want to plug the console on a TV at a hotel or your relatives’ house, you’ll need to bring the dock with you.
* There’s no support for bluetooth headsets, which feels like an omission in a high-tech tablet device in 2017.
* If you want to use the included AC adapter to charge the console on the go, you have to open up the dock and remove it before taking it with you.
* The included HDMI cable is a hair under 5’ long, a foot shorter than the 6’ that I’ve come to think of as standard and too short to use in my entertainment center. Apparently Nintendo likes shipping things with cables that are too short.
* The included Joy-Con grip doesn’t charge the controllers, so if you use the Switch for TV gaming and want to charge the Joy-Con every night you’ll have to disassemble the grip controller and re-attach the Joy-Con to the handheld in the dock. It’s an awkward process, and your only alternative is to buy a Pro Controller or shell out $30 for a nearly identical “charge grip” with a USB input.
* The console apparently drains some of its battery even when docked—I’ll put it in the dock at 100% charge, play for a while, and when I take it out, it’ll say it’s at 88% charge. My colleague Jason and some others I’ve talked to have reported the same thing. It never goes below 88%, and I don’t believe the battery can run out in the dock. Still odd and a little annoying.
...
Breath of the Wild looks and performs noticeably worse when plugged into the dock than it does in handheld mode, a potentially worrying indicator of how the Switch’s graphics processing hardware will hold up over time. When I play on the TV, I notice frequent dips below the game’s 30fps frame rate, sometimes to the point that it’s genuinely distracting and makes it harder to play.


But then again: the GBA was massively flawed, the GBA SP was brilliant. The DS was hugely improved upon in the DS lite and DSi. The 3DS was significantly enhanced in the New 3DS. Maybe the Switch will follow the same pattern?
Breath Of Wild sounds ace, though.
I shall be posting a full review tomorrow... or maybe over the weekend. Either way, you'll hear it here first.
TheVision wrote:
I shall be posting a full review tomorrow... or maybe over the weekend. Either way, you'll hear it here first.

"It's amazing!" - Praisebot, tomorrow.
Lonewolves wrote:
TheVision wrote:
I shall be posting a full review tomorrow... or maybe over the weekend. Either way, you'll hear it here first.

"It's amazing!" - Praisebot, tomorrow.


My notes have leaked!
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Breath Of Wild sounds ace, though.


I'm seeing lots of awesome reviews.

Damnit making me want to buy :S
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-39141371

Nintendo Switch cartridges 'taste so bad'

I insist that the reviews include a taste test.

DO IT
Jem wrote:
I'm seeing lots of awesome reviews.

Damnit making me want to buy :S

It's rarely a good idea to buy an entire console for one game.

Note I said rarely. Not never.
Unless it transpires the console eats your children or something, I will be getting one of these to put a dent into the commute.

However, I'm more than happy to wait for the second hardware iteration. As the Doc said above, Nintendo have previous for releasing significantly improved versions of their handhelds.

Until then, I'll have my Vita and Gameboy Micro.
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Jem wrote:
I'm seeing lots of awesome reviews.

Damnit making me want to buy :S

It's rarely a good idea to buy an entire console for one game.

Note I said rarely. Not never.


However its a Nintendo console that will probably be in demand for a while and keep its price.....

I skipped the Wii-U and sorta regret that - i'm very interested in the Switch (and new Zelda / new Mario)
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Jem wrote:
I'm seeing lots of awesome reviews.

Damnit making me want to buy :S

It's rarely a good idea to buy an entire console for one game.

Note I said rarely. Not never.


I also want Stardew Valley soooo there's at least 2 :D
Jem wrote:
I also want Stardew Valley soooo there's at least 2 :D

Oh. You'd be a fool not to then!
Can I tell Gaz you told me I had to buy it?
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Jem wrote:
I'm seeing lots of awesome reviews.

Damnit making me want to buy :S

It's rarely a good idea to buy an entire console for one game.

Note I said rarely. Not never.

Especially when it's available on another platform too.
Lonewolves wrote:
Especially when it's available on another platform too.


I don't have the other platform though. (Assuming you're talking about Zelda; obviously I already have SV on the PC)
Jem wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Especially when it's available on another platform too.


I don't have the other platform though. (Assuming you're talking about Zelda; obviously I already have SV on the PC)

Why not just ask Gaz to forego buying 3 of his pointless gadgets this month and buy it for you?
Lonewolves wrote:
Why not just ask Gaz to forego buying 3 of his pointless gadgets this month and buy it for you?


:DD

He's actually been really sensible this month. :luv:
This month? I've not bought *anything* since Christmas :P
It's funny because it's only the 2nd of the month. :DD

But yes, you've been doing very well. :kiss:
...friend codes... no words..

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2017- ... ndo-switch

even reggie said:
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"There are no friend codes within what we're doing," Fils-Aime said, referencing the company's past cumbersome system for adding contacts.
Region-free eShop (or for now until they close the loopholes): http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2017/0 ... le_regions
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.
TheVision wrote:
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.


Given the £20 premium it really should be.
TheVision wrote:
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.

What does it taste like?
No way to back up saves at all!
DavPaz wrote:
TheVision wrote:
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.

What does it taste like?


It's not dinner time yet. How would I know?
TheVision wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
TheVision wrote:
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.

What does it taste like?


It's not dinner time yet. How would I know?


What's it like?

Have you Switched it on yet?
Findus Fop wrote:
TheVision wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
TheVision wrote:
My pro controller came today and it feels lovely. Obviously I can't test it with the console until tomorrow but for build quality and solidness, it's head and shoulders above the Xbox One pad.

What does it taste like?


It's not dinner time yet. How would I know?


What's it like?

Have you Switched it on yet?


Well played.
Nintendo has added the Switch to its bug bounty program; it would pay up to $20k cash for any kind of jailbreaking exploit.

Source: https://hackerone.com/nintendo?view_policy=true
It came just before I had to go and take the kid's swimming.. But the Switch looks lovely! It's smaller than I thought it would be but it feels really nice.

I haven't turned it on yet mind...
TheVision wrote:
came just before I had to go and take the kid's swimming


Title

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It's smaller than I thought it would be but it feels really nice.


Title

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I haven't turned it on yet mind...


T-t-t-itle Trifecta!!!
Good work Findus Fop.

As for the Switch, I've only managed a quick go this evening but wow, it's a joy to use! It's full of typical Nintendo loveliness.
If Ouendan ever comes out on Switch I will be so totally all over it...
I've had a couple more goes on it today and messed about with the dock and the various ways to set it up. I'm still loving it and I can see this taking over my 3DS and being used as a handheld more than a console through the telly. My Xbox one is looking worried...
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