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For £3 you can become a labour associate and have a vote in the leadership election. I understand that quite a few tory supporters are doing just that and voting for Corbyn.
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Party says leaked email that ordered deputy chair to be barried from press appearances


Barried, Guardian? Really?
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Are you getting bored of talking to yourself yet?
Never!

You sure?

Yeah.

Ok then, carry on.

Thanks Sat.

No problem, Sat.

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You're so fucking sexy.

So are you.

Come here you.

*muffled grunting noises*
Well now I'm just aroused.
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ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:
Well now I'm just aroused.

This is the hardcore version.
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Unless they find another lender (unlikely) or the ECB gives in then they will have to print their own currency or have the Bank of Greece lend to Greek banks which will cause so much of shit storm they will have to leave the Euro.

Suspect they might be some BS from the ECB and a loan given with some watered down terms as they still want control
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Achilles wrote:
Wont be often I agree with letting a man eat a shit "crisp" in privacy.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33973394

Never thought I'd see David eat something I relied upon at 4am after the club back in the 90's.

I'm a little unhappy I have anything in common with him, it cant last. Expect the MJ Oxygen tents in 2019 to keep him all nicely Oxygenated. The fucker.

Please dont choke or anything, or try and live on no income at all you sadistic, fucking bastard.
(I said that out loud didnt I?)

Anyone would think I'd know what it was like living on zero income because of those lying, statistic fiddling cunts. Imagine that next time you argue with me, then back off. Claimant count? Fuck off with your bullshit lies and deceptions. Seriously.
Or dont, your choice. No seriously, DONT.

Who said passion was missing from Politics? It's right there. Apathy, pah! Hatred is just under the surface, boiling and seething away - ignored by our shitty undemocratic voting system.

Oh and, hi everyone who missed their weekly tabasco sauce! 80% are getting shit on out there, how much fun are they having? Let's wait until the trouble starts eh? I'd expect the end of November announcement wont go down at all well with fucking Julius Twatshire Osborne's little speech. Utter, slimy, maggot of a human with no redeeming features.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGbDvjKbPhA

Ok, I reckon I've upset at least 150 readers there, good - I wanted to. Self satisfied, unimaginitive, boring bastards in secure employment, every single one of them. Still reading? I could debate any of you racist, CH5, Express reading, twats under the table. Vegetarian, virgin, lazy bastards.... (that's enough Ed.)

But, just in case,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmHDhAohJlQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk2l6IJc2I

Politics in August eh? How boring! ;)

/CALM mode activated. Lovely weather eh? :)


This throwing down to imagined combatants reminds me of this:



Silver linings and all that.
You've gone too far! I hope you die in a metal-fluorine fire, you utter bastard.

How dare you! That is the worst thing I have read on here!

...Pringles are lovely and aren't shit at all.
Pringles do a nice nacho cheese flavour now.
Findus Fop wrote:

This throwing down to imagined combatants reminds me of this:

Silver linings and all that.


Whereas it reminds me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB06VZ9Re5o&t=0m50s

PS: Grim... Is there a way to use the Youtube shortcode embedding with the timestamp on the end to specify a
start point?
When Achilles posts after 2am you know it's going to be full of excellent mentals.
Mimi wrote:
PS: Grim... Is there a way to use the Youtube shortcode embedding with the timestamp on the end to specify a
start point?

Ho.

[edit]Bahahahahah! I meant "no", but that's a typo and a half!
Grim... wrote:
Mimi wrote:
PS: Grim... Is there a way to use the Youtube shortcode embedding with the timestamp on the end to specify a
start point?

Ho.


Fine, man ho.
Do you think that's what lady pirates shouted when they spotted a dude?
No, the comma is in the wrong place. That would be:

'Fine man, ho!'
No, I mean like "land ho".
Image

Feynman, Ho!

Grim... wrote:
No, I mean like "land ho".

I know :boots:

My joke just worked better*

*May be subject to personal opinion.
She doesn't look like a pirate. A girl pirate looks like this:

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Something, something plunder her booty.
Something, something walk her plank.
She probably let you if you had some money and a camera.

Although I'd imagine she's bloody expensive.

[edit]She's worth $8million, apparently. Cor.
That's a lot of booty.
Cras wrote:
Something, something walk her plank.


Her... plank? I think the girl pirates you have met before may not have been girl pirates, Craster. Sorry :'(
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