Do you do Fish and Chips right?
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What do you have with your fish and chips
Curry sauce  18%  [ 8 ]
Gravy  6%  [ 3 ]
Mushy peas  13%  [ 6 ]
Tomato sauce  25%  [ 11 ]
Brown sauce  2%  [ 1 ]
Mayo  6%  [ 3 ]
Salad Cream  4%  [ 2 ]
Pickle  2%  [ 1 ]
BBQ sauce  0%  [ 0 ]
Baked beans  2%  [ 1 ]
Chilli sauce  4%  [ 2 ]
Nothing  13%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 44
How do so many weird people not like fish?

Is it just having had bad battered fish, or all fish? The latter would be a clear sign of a diseased mind.
Or diseased fish.
I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.
:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.
Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.
Cookie197 wrote:
Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.



Remind me never to pop round yours for a bowl of cereal.
Cookie197 wrote:
Things like this is why I love this forum.
I use nandos sauce. On everything.


I'm worryingly addicted to Frank's Red Hot Sauce and have started slapping it on almost everything (savoury) that I eat. I buy two bottles at a time because I'm always worried about running out.
I fucking love Franks.
Curiosity wrote:
How do so many weird people not like fish?

Is it just having had bad battered fish, or all fish? The latter would be a clear sign of a diseased mind.


It's fucking horrible that's why.
Cock sauce or Crane sauce kicks Franks in the head.
I'll crane kick you in the cock.
You'll crane to look at his cock?
It's so fucking good.
Bobbyaro wrote:
You'll crane to look at his cock?

You can't even see it if you don't look really closely.
On the subject of fish, some people cook it in their dishwasher!

http://www.thegastronaut.com/index/Reci ... asher.html
Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
DavPaz wrote:
milk first or second.

What sort of retarded neanderthal puts the milk in first?!


Milk first if you've brewed it in a pot. Otherwise not.

The Tories are going to be after you!
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_3103

"The brewed tea is then poured into a white porcelain or glazed earthenware bowl... If the test involves milk, then it is added before pouring the infused tea."

Literally a British Standard (later ratified by ISO.)
Oh Lord the first page of this thread was funny.
I love this thread.
I had gravy on my chips the other week. I was mortified that it wasn't terrible and maybe The North has a point.
BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!
Cras wrote:
BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!

Wait one.
It was the Doc.

ADMIN BOOSE!
Cras wrote:
BAKED FUCKING BEANS! With fish and chips! Who did that? WHO DID THAT?!

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I've found out that the place where I get my fish and chips only scored 1 out of 5 on the councils hygiene rating.

I think I need to find a new chip shop...
TheVision wrote:
I've found out that the place where I get my fish and chips only scored 1 out of 5 on the councils hygiene rating.

I think I need to find a new chip shop...

Don't jump to conclusions - apparently bad record-keeping in a very hygenic place could easily earn a "1".

http://www.bristolbites.co.uk/2014/01/0 ... lways-bad/
Also, however bad a 1 is, it wasn't bad enough to actually close the place down.
You can get a 0 too, and that won't close the place down either.
Salt with tons of vinegar. Mushy peas and a pile of ketchup. Then of course the obligatory pickled egg.
I've always had suspicions of this place anyway plus... There's a new girl working there with an attitude problem. Could that have contributed to the one score? Probably...
TheVision wrote:
I've always had suspicions of this place anyway plus... There's a new girl working there with an attitude problem. Could that have contributed to the one score? Probably...

That is the worst "I'd give her one" joke I've ever heard.
I'd give her one, but she wouldn't rate my hygiene very well.

Better? Worse?
Saturnalian wrote:
I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:
:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.


A fishing poll?
Get a portion of chips, add gravy AND baked beans!
Warhead wrote:
Saturnalian wrote:
I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:
:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.


A fishing poll?


:DD

Five months in the making that joke.
Saturnalian wrote:
Warhead wrote:
Saturnalian wrote:
I don't like fish. They fucking stink all fishy.

krazywookie wrote:
:this: totes.
we need a poll or something.


A fishing poll?


:DD

Five months in the making that joke.


Sooner or later, someone was sure to bite. :D

The timing wasn't great, but good things are worth the wait.
It's a net result overall. You really reeled it in. Although you may be making a rod for your own back, can you tackle the challenge, by leading the line or would you rather float at the back?
Well you didn't have to mullet over for long, unlike me.
For Cod’s sake.
One or two of the following (but not all three on the same plate): CURRY! / GRAVY! / TOMATO SAUCE!

TONS AND TONS OF FUCKING VINEGAR!

And a little bit of salt. Plain salt. Australians are mad keen on 'chicken salt' but they are wrongheads.
Curry sauce is a fucking must.
How do you control your condiments? Do you have a big pile of it to dip your stuff into, or so you jizz it all over the place like a pornstar freak?
I just do not know what to believe anymore.
You should see my Dutch relations turn their noses up at vinegar on chips, seconds before DROWNING THE FUCKERS IN MAYO. Different strokes
Mayo is acceptable. Vinegar might make it go off.
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