I rarely go to coffee shops, but my friend took me to Costa coffee because she likes to do that kind of thing now that, 'we are all grown up and can go and have coffee and grown up things like that,' Yeah? I'd prefer to make you a coffee at mine and watch Red Dwarf repeats if it's all the same to you.
The girls working at costa coffee are twats-
I went to order me and my friend a coffee a muffin to share *fnarr...?* and the whole time the girl was chattering away to the other girl about the fact their boss was a 'bitch' to her recently (actually said 'bitch' aswell-in front of people!) and I just stood there, waiting for her to price everything up so I could pay and then bugger off and sit down.
She remembered me, nearly snapped her disgustingly long false nails on the cash machine and then told me the price (expensive as purr usual-I hate coffee shops!) so I went to hand her the money and-THEN she looked at her reflection in the milk pot thing and started sorting her scabby bangs out in front of me...I went fucking mad:
'Listen here, love. If you'd stop furnishing yourself, get and make that coffee then maybe they wouldn't be giving you a hard time, eh? Just a suggestion like-and stop trapping to other people when you have a customer-honestly!' she just looked gobsmacked, I handed her the money and pointed to the seats we were going to sit at, 'I'll be over there waiting, think you can manage that?'
I watched for her spitting in my coffee, but it was okay
Good
Stupid bitch.
I HATE people who talk whilst you are being served! I NEVER do that when I am serving, it's bloody rude! I was on appliances once at Iceland and a college was trying to talk to me whilst I was serving, he was technically higher in station than me (I know, stations-in Iceland! Who'd have thunk it? I mean Kerry Katona shops there ffs
) and he was mouthing about another member of staff to me (I don't like that) So I said to my customer, who I had been trying to talk to about a Electrolux freezer and said, 'I'm incredibly sorry, Jason appears not to have seen that I am serving you-just one moment,' she smiled and I turned on him, 'Now, I am serving my customer-I don't want to be rude but why don't you go and discuss this with someone else?' he opened his mouth a few times like a fish and then toddled off in a mini-rage.
Boy didn't I get a bollocking later for dressing the boss down! Even though most of the people were grinning
Sorry!! Gone off on a rant there