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Mr Russell wrote:
Mimi wrote:
I went for Banladeshi Italian.


Enjoy trying to log on to the web site next time.


I meant I went for Bangladeshi Italian when I was signing you up :kiss: . I just said 'other' for me.
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I thought you hipsters all had Kindles now.

Are you joining the library just for the retro aspect?
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flis wrote:
Oh god. I hadn't even considered what to wear yet, it's four days away! What am I going wear!!?!?!?!!... *hyperventilates*


Onesie and a horse's head, obv.
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I don't know, I just like to be a member of the library service. Plus, a lot of knitting and art books don't really translate to the kindle for purposes of illustrations and charts, etc.
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Libraries are just nice places to be.
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They are, and it's on the way into town, so a nice place to stop off for half and hour on the way home.

They are lovely serene places that smell ace.
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Actually, I got hit in the face a few months ago at a library when someone set upon a girl I was with.

Usually nice and serene, though.
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And it's better the council pays to keep you warm when you're reading the paper/using the computers/reading books than having to pay for it yourself.

<mutters about final fuel bill>
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We are doing prostate aware at work... 8)

I don't want a finger up my bum yet..
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How about now?
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Not yet..
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Sit on their hand first and it'll feel like someone else is doing it.
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KovacsC wrote:
We are doing prostate aware at work... 8)

I don't want a finger up my bum yet..


I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.

Over 35 for a prostate exam isn't it?

Craster wrote:
flis wrote:
Oh god. I hadn't even considered what to wear yet, it's four days away! What am I going wear!!?!?!?!!... *hyperventilates*


Onesie and a horse's head, obv.


Natch. I was going to wear on Sunday, though. I don't think it'd really go down that well at the airport....
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flis wrote:

I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.



Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.
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Mimi wrote:
flis wrote:

I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.



Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.


I was about to post that, word-for-word.
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Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

WHY MAN, WHY?
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flis wrote:
Over 35 for a prostate exam isn't it?

Fingers?
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
flis wrote:

I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.



Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.


I was about to post that, word-for-word.


We are as one.
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Grim... wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

WHY MAN, WHY?

Care to quote? It's blocked here. :(
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I'll swap you a smear test for a prostate exam followed by a camera down your piss-pipe.
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.


I was about to post that, word-for-word.


Mimi wrote:
We are as one.

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Dimrill wrote:
I'll swap you a smear test for a prostate exam followed by a camera down your piss-pipe.

How about eating a shit and only throwing up the sweetcorn...

Wait, what?
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Grim... wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:

WHY MAN, WHY?

I regret nothing.
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Zardoz wrote:
Grim... wrote:
WHY MAN, WHY?

Care to quote? It's blocked here. :(


I think it's more a case of "Why would you link to the time-eater cracked.com?" rather than anything to do with the article content.
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Thanks.

NOW FUCKING QUOTE IT.
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40 for the test... phew!
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No, it's massive and spans two pages, and it's not particularly interesting.
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Craster wrote:
Mimi wrote:
flis wrote:

I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.



Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.


I was about to post that, word-for-word.


Heh. I'm a belm. With fat fingers. And a lack of reading skills.

KovacsC wrote:
40 for the test... phew!


Fucksake. I'm so being a boy, next time round.
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flis wrote:
Heh. I'm a belm. With fat fingers.


You should retrain as Kov's proctologist.
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Craster wrote:
No, it's massive and spans two pages, and it's not particularly interesting.

:this:
I think that's perhaps the worst Cracked article I've read.
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Craster wrote:
flis wrote:
Heh. I'm a belm. With fat fingers.


You should retrain as Kov's proctologist.


Excellent idea. Can't be that difficult!
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Grim... wrote:
Craster wrote:
No, it's massive and spans two pages, and it's not particularly interesting.

:this:
I think that's perhaps the worst Cracked article I've read.


Seven things...
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Craster wrote:
flis wrote:
Heh. I'm a belm. With fat fingers.


You should retrain as Kov's proctologist.


I don't want to be a glove puppet!
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Mr Russell wrote:
Grim... wrote:
Craster wrote:
No, it's massive and spans two pages, and it's not particularly interesting.

:this:
I think that's perhaps the worst Cracked article I've read.


Seven things...

:)
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must keep off the RFU website.

I now own a new England Shirt (RWC2011, which is the same style as the current one) for £20...

Plus got Kov Junior a Rugby Shirt.
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:facepalm:

Daily Hate wrote:
Lady Antonia Pinter, DBE, says she likes the Pinterest.com website, named after her late husband, playwright Harold Pinter
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This is getting to be a regular occurrence, but my place are touting out jobs again. This time it's for developers though, which I know some of you buffoons purport to be able to do ;)
Primarily we are looking for senior level people I think.

Basically, it is a consultancy, doing stuff, mainly in Java and .net, but throw in Ruby, Scala, etc... pretty much whatever works for the situation we find ourselves in. Headoffice is London, but most work is on client site, which is mainly London based, but not always.

Anybody looking for a change?
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£?
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Depends on the level you come in at. Lead would be £60k+ Principal would be £80k+ I would expect.
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HMM
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Less than an hour and home time. I'll be changed and in the pub by 1620. Which'll be nice.
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Trooper, does your place need any computer drawing men?
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Trooper, does your place need any mental cripples to play games all day? And does it pay as much as a hug salesman in retard town?
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who needs cheering up a bit?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/animals/happies ... -the-world
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Mimi wrote:
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oh :luv:
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Two new baby Crasters at Santa Ana Zoo!

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Zardoz wrote:
Trooper, does your place need any computer drawing men?


We need usability people, but no designers as such I don't think.
I can ask if you like, but our inhouse design department is very small and based in Manchester.
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If it's no trouble I'd be interested to hear of anything.

Trooper wrote:
We need usability people

I'd let you run code on me if the money's right.
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Trooper wrote:
This is getting to be a regular occurrence, but my place are touting out jobs again. This time it's for developers though, which I know some of you buffoons purport to be able to do ;)
Primarily we are looking for senior level people I think.

Basically, it is a consultancy, doing stuff, mainly in Java and .net, but throw in Ruby, Scala, etc... pretty much whatever works for the situation we find ourselves in. Headoffice is London, but most work is on client site, which is mainly London based, but not always.

Anybody looking for a change?


Any perl work needed? Clearly everything you have should be rewritten in perl. Perl.
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