I meant I went for Bangladeshi Italian when I was signing you up . I just said 'other' for me.

I thought you hipsters all had Kindles now.

Are you joining the library just for the retro aspect?

Onesie and a horse's head, obv.

I don't know, I just like to be a member of the library service. Plus, a lot of knitting and art books don't really translate to the kindle for purposes of illustrations and charts, etc.

Libraries are just nice places to be.

They are, and it's on the way into town, so a nice place to stop off for half and hour on the way home.

They are lovely serene places that smell ace.

Actually, I got hit in the face a few months ago at a library when someone set upon a girl I was with.

Usually nice and serene, though.

And it's better the council pays to keep you warm when you're reading the paper/using the computers/reading books than having to pay for it yourself.

<mutters about final fuel bill>

We are doing prostate aware at work...

I don't want a finger up my bum yet..

How about now?

Not yet..

Sit on their hand first and it'll feel like someone else is doing it.

I'd swap you a prostate examination for a swear test, any day.

Over 35 for a prostate exam isn't it?



Natch. I was going to wear on Sunday, though. I don't think it'd really go down that well at the airport....

Don't worry, you pass that one with flying colours.

I was about to post that, word-for-word.

WHY MAN, WHY?

Fingers?

We are as one.

Care to quote? It's blocked here.

I'll swap you a smear test for a prostate exam followed by a camera down your piss-pipe.

How about eating a shit and only throwing up the sweetcorn...

Wait, what?

I regret nothing.

I think it's more a case of "Why would you link to the time-eater cracked.com?" rather than anything to do with the article content.

Thanks.

NOW FUCKING QUOTE IT.

40 for the test... phew!

No, it's massive and spans two pages, and it's not particularly interesting.

Heh. I'm a belm. With fat fingers. And a lack of reading skills.



Fucksake. I'm so being a boy, next time round.

You should retrain as Kov's proctologist.

I think that's perhaps the worst Cracked article I've read.

Excellent idea. Can't be that difficult!

Seven things...

I don't want to be a glove puppet!

must keep off the RFU website.

I now own a new England Shirt (RWC2011, which is the same style as the current one) for £20...

Plus got Kov Junior a Rugby Shirt.

This is getting to be a regular occurrence, but my place are touting out jobs again. This time it's for developers though, which I know some of you buffoons purport to be able to do
Primarily we are looking for senior level people I think.

Basically, it is a consultancy, doing stuff, mainly in Java and .net, but throw in Ruby, Scala, etc... pretty much whatever works for the situation we find ourselves in. Headoffice is London, but most work is on client site, which is mainly London based, but not always.

Anybody looking for a change?

£?

Depends on the level you come in at. Lead would be £60k+ Principal would be £80k+ I would expect.

HMM

Less than an hour and home time. I'll be changed and in the pub by 1620. Which'll be nice.

Trooper, does your place need any computer drawing men?

Trooper, does your place need any mental cripples to play games all day? And does it pay as much as a hug salesman in retard town?

who needs cheering up a bit?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/animals/happies ... -the-world

oh

Two new baby Crasters at Santa Ana Zoo!

We need usability people, but no designers as such I don't think.
I can ask if you like, but our inhouse design department is very small and based in Manchester.

If it's no trouble I'd be interested to hear of anything.


I'd let you run code on me if the money's right.

Any perl work needed? Clearly everything you have should be rewritten in perl. Perl.