Or so I hear. Secrets of the world! Look. I nearly went for 33 and a third, you know, because I listen to records.

Is it possible to 'bleed out' through your little finger?

Second!

Yes. What you need to do is concentrate on keeping the blood inside your body.

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New boat to save failing economy and cheer everyone up a little bit says Gove. Clearly in touch with reality. Oh, yeah, £60 million. Meanwhile, hyper dynamicist Nick Clegg wants business to be owned by their employees as John Lewis does OK, and fucknutwanker is going to look at how to make this happen.Actually, this story is a sad reminder that Vince cable is still employed.

Just look at him.

Jesus.

How much is the Olympics costing us?

Far too much. I'll also be really annoyed if I see so much as one empty seat there.

I need to read the story that this illustration featured in.

You need to write the story!

True.

By the look of it, he is in the story.

That picture brings back a lot of memories.... I haven't seen Pob in years.

Gove is a terrifying idiot. I can't remember anything he's said making even a little bit of sense.

It's worth keeping Gove in power just to keep the Hugh Dennis impression going on the now show.

So much

... Even I think Gove is a gaffe-prone liability. Never ceases to amaze me how these people manage to get so far in politics; the sheer lack of quality on both front benches, the European Parliament and beyond. Our political system must surely be broken.

If we, the electorate, truly deserve the politics/politicians we've got/had for the last 20 years, well, we must be very, very bad.

I'm positively wicked. <winks and flicks hair>

Whilst we're on the subject..

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jan/1 ... ris-resign

I believe that qualifies as a

Yeah, me too mate! <winks and..... [slap!] oh fook.>

He should have just used keyboard cat instead

for him doing it in the first place
for it being deemed important enough to be news
for it being deemed important enough to resign over it.

I'm glad I'm not Scottish but will have the opportunity to weigh in on Scottish independence. I feel this will really piss off the SNP tosser(s) that proclaim not being in favour of independence is anti-Scottish. Har.

Taken from the footbridge opposite Spar. If you keep walking along the canal, in 112 miles time, you'll get to Liverpool.

That's one big chess piece.

This whole thing is a mine of temptation.

What I want to know is how Danny Alexander manages to work with Queens of the Stone Age and fulfil his ministerial responsibilities.

Half four? What the hell?

Hello... I was in the shower then! Not your shower..

I can't believe I set my alarm for 5:30 to watch that

Watch what?

I woke up and looked at the score, groaned and went back to sleep.

Malc

Can I get mafia scum dead thread access please

Brilliant site that I visit nearly every day, have you looked through all the archives?

That is what I was thinking..

*checks for cams*

Oh, my. 95-7.

So, it looks like we're moving. 6 months agreed and so on and so forth. This should be a giggle.

I hope you have been practicing your yoga for when you need the loo...

Are you moving to the toilet place?

Yes, the toilet place. The rest is OK, though. I'm jsut tired of looking around and stuff. I'll blame MrsA when it turns out to be terrible. However, with three bedrooms and an attic which is boarded I'm thinking temporary gaming room.

Saw a really good job this morning and applied for it, and the temp agency called me about another position, so that's pretty awesome. And it isn't even lunchtime. I think I'll have a pint this afternoon and a rread of Sherlock Holmes. i've not started that book you recommended yet, mimi, but will do in 2 books time. I promise.

Well, that's all good! And the rest is awesome? Maybe, but the toilet is the MOST awesome!

Fingers crossed on the job front and enjoy your book

I am half way through the Hound of the Baskervilles. I should get a Kindle really.

You should eat normal meat like the rest of us.

Where is the fun in that..

2.25 X10^32J is the amount of energy the Death Star would require to Destroy Earth.

Just WOW!
http://www.zapiks.fr/biggest-teahupoo-ever-shot-o.html

(warning: Music on video is loud)