Be Excellent To Each Other

And, you know, party on. Dude.

All times are UTC [ DST ]




Reply to topic  [ 137 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 02, 2016 12:22 
User avatar
UltraMod

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 55715
Location: California
Grim... wrote:
Lonewolves wrote:
Have you tried truncating the table?

Hey, I know about that! If you have queries that are running slow, truncating the tables they're run on makes future ones way faster!

It's one of the first things I learnt at sequel school

_________________
I am currently under construction.
Thank you for your patience.


Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 16:04 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Cras wrote:
The real world data has that data actually be a timestamp which goes down to the millisecond, so clashes are highly unlikely.

Quoted for posterity when your data goes down in flames because this assumption was incorrect.


You'll never guess what...

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 16:10 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Cras wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Cras wrote:
The real world data has that data actually be a timestamp which goes down to the millisecond, so clashes are highly unlikely.

Quoted for posterity when your data goes down in flames because this assumption was incorrect.

You'll never guess what...

HHAHAHAH

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 16:14 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
.


You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 16:16 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
:DD

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 16:23 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 14130
Location: Shropshire, UK
21 days, too. Impressive.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 17:13 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Cras wrote:
Grim... wrote:
That said - ID columns, motherfucker!


I could add an ID column easily - but it amuses me more not to.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 17:38 
User avatar
sneering elitist

Joined: 25th May, 2014
Posts: 3991
Location: Broseley
For the first ecommerce website I ever built, I relied on session IDs alone for something - can't remember what it was - on the basis that a session ID clash would be highly unlikely.

It took 8 years, but it happened.

_________________
i make websites


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:25 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Gaywood and Grim... have done a powerful job of recruiting friends for their marathon runs, and there's now 1000 different people! We're tracking all their marathon runs in a database table that looks a bit like this:

Code:
Race_ID     Runner         Date_of_Marathon     Time     Sex
1           Grim...       20170601               240     M
2           Gaywood       20170910               226     M
3           Jem           20161210               210     F
4           Mimi          20170522               220     F


Now I've got soooo much data, I want to know what the old data is so I can like get rid of it or something, save those precious bytes. But I'm powerful sexist. So what I'm looking for is a select query that will give me the races that are more than 3 months old if the runner is a dude, or more than 6 months old if the runner is a chick. And I want 10 results (if there are 10 results).

So something like this (pseudocode)

Code:
select top 10 race_id from races where (datediff(mm,getdate(),date_of_marathon)>6 if sex='m') or (datediff(mm,getdate(),date_of_marathon)>3 if sex='f') order by Date_of_marathon


Where for the example table above I'd want the answer

Code:
1
3


Any ideas?

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:29 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Wait, can I just do this with ANDs and am just very stupid?

Code:
select top 10 race_id from races where (datediff(mm,getdate(),date_of_marathon)>6 and sex='m') or (datediff(mm,getdate(),date_of_marathon)>3 and sex='f') order by Date_of_marathon

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:37 
Awesome
User avatar
Yes

Joined: 6th Apr, 2008
Posts: 12240
It seems like the ANDs should work.

If not, you could use the CASE WHEN Statement:
WHERE (datediff(mm,getdate(),date_of_marathon)> CASE WHEN Sex='m' THEN 6 ELSE 3 END

_________________
Always proof read carefully in case you any words out


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:40 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 14130
Location: Shropshire, UK
Yes, you can do that with just ANDs.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 13:37 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Okay, now we're getting complicated. I'm going to take this to real world because turning it into an analogy is too much of a pain. Basically, we've got 50 odd mobile apps that staff use. We have a non-usage policy where we blow away the app after 60 days of the user not opening it. We've now got a requirement to modify that - most apps will have 60 days, some will have no expiry at all, and others will have a custom value that could be any number of days. What that means is I need to build a custom sql query on the fly that can handle all those scenarios. This is what I've come up with. It's ugly as piss but I think it will work. Please sanity check it for me!

Code:
select * from apps where (((age>x and app=1) or (age>y and app=2)) and ((app<>3) and  (app<>4))) or (age>z and app<>1 and app<>2 and app<>3 and app<>4))


Breaks down into ((age>x and app=1) or (age>y and app=2)) which handles apps with custom expiry, (((age>x and app=1) or (age>y and app=2)) and ((app<>3) and (app<>4))) which then excludes those that have no expiry, and or (age>z and app<>1 and app<>2 and app<>3 and app<>4)) which handles all the apps with the standard expiry. Doing it like that I can feed any number of clauses within each grouping to build the query. This doesn't have to be fast, it's a background job.

Thoughts?

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 13:41 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Actually I can dump the middle clause, I think.

Code:
select * from apps where ((age>x and app=1) or (age>y and app=2)) or (age>z and app<>1 and app<>2 and app<>3 and app<>4))

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:07 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 11128
I don't think you need to bracket those first two clauses up together do you? Assuming that, and for some extra readability, how about:

select *
from apps
where age>x and app=1
or age>y and app=2
or age>z and app not in (1,2,3,4)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:12 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
That should work. I tend to overly bracket because it helps my readability when I'm constructing long clauses

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:31 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 11128
Speaking generally though, wouldn't you be better having a ref data table that's got an entry for each app and it's attendant expiry period and just doing a lookup on that at launch time rather than baking the logic into a specific query?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:35 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
What Bamba said. Build another table with static data with expiry dates for the apps that aren't the default 60 days. It's going to be a lot better than expanding your nested WHERE clauses to 50+ tuples.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:42 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Love to, but I'm running with read-only DB rights for this, so I have to be able to build the whole thing into a single select query. I've got that data, it's sat in a config file on the box I'm building the query from, but it's not in SQL, hence having to construct the long complicated query on the fly.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:44 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Can't pull CSV files in? (Disclaimer, it's been 4 years since I touched any database any of the rest of you have ever heard of, I'm rusty.)


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:46 
User avatar
Unpossible!

Joined: 27th Jun, 2008
Posts: 38439
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Can't pull CSV files in? (Disclaimer, it's been 4 years since I touched any database any of the rest of you have ever heard of, I'm rusty.)

Those yanks gave you a new name did they, Rusty?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:48 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Can't pull CSV files in? (Disclaimer, it's been 4 years since I touched any database any of the rest of you have ever heard of, I'm rusty.)


Not into the DB, no - which is the only place it'd be useful in the sql query itself

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 14:57 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Ok, so you need a code generator that'll read your CSV and spit out the query.

Code generators are great and definitely never a hacky solution you later regret. You can do the thing. I believe in you.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 15:01 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Woohoo!

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 15:02 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
It's already 42 lines of code. This will definitely work and never go wrong.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 15:12 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Just generate the SQL query. Give a shit if it's big, SQL is good at that.

If it makes like easier, couldn't you do a separate query for each app? 50 is piss all.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 15:26 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
I only want 100 results though, across all apps - so if I was doing it in separate queries I'd struggle with how many to pull for each query. It's not awful, I think I've done it in a mere 49 lines of horrible code.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:14 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Code:
(SELECT * FROM x WHERE y = z)
UNION
(SELECT * FROM x WHERE a = b)
LIMIT 100

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:36 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Ok, so you need a code generator that'll read your CSV and spit out the query.

Grim... wrote:
Just generate the SQL query.

Fuck you too.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:39 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Ok, so you need a code generator that'll read your CSV and spit out the query.

Grim... wrote:
Just generate the SQL query.

Fuck you too.


Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
It's going to be a lot better than expanding your nested WHERE clauses to 50+ tuples.


Ahem.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:40 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Grim... wrote:
Code:
(SELECT * FROM x WHERE y = z)
UNION
(SELECT * FROM x WHERE a = b)
LIMIT 100


Well I've written it now ain't I?

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:42 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Cras wrote:
Ahem.

I'm confused. What is happening?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 16:51 
User avatar
Excellent Member

Joined: 25th Jul, 2010
Posts: 11128
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Cras wrote:
Ahem.

I'm confused. What is happening?


Confusion is happening, so you're actually completely on top of the situation.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:03 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Got to say, I'd have just used Excel to write the SQL code for me.

COME AT ME, PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO LOSE ALL THEIR DATA

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:06 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Doctor Glyndwr wrote:
Cras wrote:
Ahem.

I'm confused. What is happening?


You started off being anti-big where clauses, now you're claiming credit for being on team code factory.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:07 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Grim... wrote:
Got to say, I'd have just used Excel to write the SQL code for me.

COME AT ME, PEOPLE WHO DON'T WANT TO LOSE ALL THEIR DATA


I'd be interested to know how.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:10 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Here's my .csv:
Code:
1,2000
2,1000
3,10000

So on C1 I bang in
Code:
=CONCATENATE("(SELECT * FROM mytable WHERE id = '",A1,"' AND age > '",A2,"') UNION ")

And then I make it go all the way down the rows and then I copy it into a text editor and fix the end.

BOSH

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:11 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
Cras wrote:
You started off being anti-big where clauses, now you're claiming credit for being on team code factory.

I'm against writing a big WHERE clause by hand, because it'll be confusing to read and hence hard to update without introducing hard-to-catch bugs. But codegenning it from a CSV should be a way of coping with that.

Alternatively...
Cras wrote:
Love to, but I'm running with read-only DB rights for this, so I have to be able to build the whole thing into a single select query.

...find whatever prick is responsible for this constraint and bellow at them to be less shite.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 17:35 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Well for one it's a vendor product. Creating tables in vendor databases tends to come with feedback like 'removal of support'.

Also principle of least privilege, innit. If it can be done with minimal rights, do it with minimal rights.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 18:24 
User avatar

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 8647
Can you create temp tables in a read only db?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 18:28 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Nope :(

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 18:29 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Not in SQL Server, anyway

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Fri Oct 20, 2017 18:30 
User avatar

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 8647
Back to your mega code then, I guess.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:06 
User avatar

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 8647
This might be a stupid question, but here goes.
I have two databases (same server), let's call them a & b.
I have a stored procedure on database a which updates a record in a table on database b.
I want to call this procedure from an external app, which works, but the calling user then doesn't have permission to update the table in database b.
I don't really want to permanently change the permissions on database b (because it's not mine, so they could get changed back and break stuff).

I was trying to grant and revoke permissions as part of the procedure, but that doesn't work as they're in different databases. Thinking about it though, I'm guessing even if that worked the user calling the stored procedure wouldn't have permission to grant themselves permission on the table in database b.

My plan b is a terrible clunky C# thing involving impersonation, but the former seems the better option if I can do it?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:26 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
I don't think there's really any way around the fact that if you're updating a table in b, you need to have rights to update a table in b.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 11:29 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
Do you 'own' the server they're running on? Give the account SQL-wide rights and it won't matter what they do at the DB level. Not exactly good practice, but...

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2017 12:05 
User avatar

Joined: 31st Mar, 2008
Posts: 8647
I can dish out the rights to anyone I want to, so I suppose yeah, that's probably easier.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 15:59 
SupaMod
User avatar
Commander-in-Cheese

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 49232
For the purposes of this question let's say I'm tracking race times. Each row in the table is the name of a racer, and their time. There are many entries for each racer, for example:

Steve, 3:30:00
Karen, 3:46:00
Steve, 3:26:00
Steve, 3:29:00
Karen, 3:52:00

What I want to pull out is each racer's best time. I'm currently doing this:

Select * from (select racer, racetime, row_number() over (partition by racer order by racetime asc) as time_rank from races) a where a.time_rank=1

The problem is I've got six million rows and that query is bastard expensive. It's taking about 30s to run which is far from ideal.

Any ideas how I could do this more efficiently?

Cheers.

_________________
GoddessJasmine wrote:
Drunk, pulled Craster's pork, waiting for brdyime story,reading nuts. Xz


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 16:22 
User avatar

Joined: 30th Mar, 2008
Posts: 32618
why not

SELECT racer_name, min(time) FROM data GROUP BY 1

?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: SQL Help
PostPosted: Mon Mar 04, 2019 17:04 
SupaMod
User avatar
Est. 1978

Joined: 27th Mar, 2008
Posts: 69502
Location: Your Mum
Code:
SELECT racer_name, MIN(time) FROM table GROUP BY racer_name

is safer.

_________________
Grim... wrote:
I wish Craster had left some girls for the rest of us.


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic  [ 137 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3  Next

All times are UTC [ DST ]


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Mr Russell and 0 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search within this thread:
cron
You are using the 'Ted' forum. Bill doesn't really exist any more. Bogus!
Want to help out with the hosting / advertising costs? That's very nice of you.
Are you on a mobile phone? Try http://beex.co.uk/m/
RIP, Owen. RIP, MrC.

Powered by a very Grim... version of phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.