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My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.

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My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.


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My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.

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I made a complaint to his line manager about it, it is all because he doesn't understand stuff so gets angry, like a toddler.

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I made a complaint to his line manager about it, it is all because he doesn't understand stuff so gets angry, like a toddler.

Good, take it all the way. Are you in a union?

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Sadly that is about it, he is a nasty petty vindictive person and his line manager is weak as 4 week old lettuce. I can't even let him know I have complained as it will just come back to bite me, there is no structure in place for this sort of thing, HR are virtually non existent and always side with the manager when they are around. Still, I feel better having complained, so not pointless.

In other news, i was woken up this morning at 4am due to a house on the estate being on fire! It looks a right state now, although thankfully it looks as though no one injured. This also helps put itno perspective my petty work woes! Especially as I am now sat at home in my warm flat with a glass of single malt.

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Bobbyaro wrote:
Sadly that is about it, he is a nasty petty vindictive person and his line manager is weak as 4 week old lettuce. I can't even let him know I have complained as it will just come back to bite me, there is no structure in place for this sort of thing, HR are virtually non existent and always side with the manager when they are around. Still, I feel better having complained, so not pointless.

In other news, i was woken up this morning at 4am due to a house on the estate being on fire! It looks a right state now, although thankfully it looks as though no one injured. This also helps put itno perspective my petty work woes! Especially as I am now sat at home in my warm flat with a glass of single malt.

No wonder your manager hates you if you bunk off early like that.

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This review on Eurogamer prompted me to watch Atari: Game Over, you know, that film about excavating the E.T. landfill.

It's free, and a great watch. In fact, I would call it unmissable for anyone in possession of even a tinge of nostalgia over video games or interest in their history, if only because it's really very well put together. For someone who got into programming because of video games of the 1980s, the story of the obviously brilliant Howard Scott Warshaw (programmer of E.T.), and how working at Atari and getting assigned this task affected his life was surprisingly moving.

(And, reviewing the Eurogamer review, Dan Whitehead is a complete cock - as usual).


Does anyone have a link to this that I can download, either torrent, or stream, or whatever.

The xbox site just doesn't work. I can play the trailer fine, I'm signed in etc.. but trying to play the film just gives me an endlessly spinning icon and no film.


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The xbox site just doesn't work. I can play the trailer fine, I'm signed in etc.. but trying to play the film just gives me an endlessly spinning icon and no film.


If your on a Mac try with bootcamp (it refused to work with me on OSX but was happy with Windows 7) - its also on the video tab on the 360 if you still have one of those around ?

If not i'll have a look - I'd think it will be on TPB but i'm not going to browse that to check while i'm at work :-)


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It's not on TPB and I don't run bootcamp.

I'm going to have to fire up the windows pc, aren't I... :D


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It's not on TPB and I don't run bootcamp.

I'm going to have to fire up the windows pc, aren't I... :D


Well, it works... after a fashion. What an utter pile of shit xbox video is. I don't have a fast connection (6mbit) but it should be able to handle a low rez stream without an issue. It's fine for youtube at much higher rez than xbox video is serving up.

Stutter after stutter after stutter, when it finally decided to work. Glad I didn't have to pay for it!


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It's not on TPB and I don't run bootcamp.

I'm going to have to fire up the windows pc, aren't I... :D


Well, it works... after a fashion. What an utter pile of shit xbox video is. I don't have a fast connection (6mbit) but it should be able to handle a low rez stream without an issue. It's fine for youtube at much higher rez than xbox video is serving up.

Stutter after stutter after stutter, when it finally decided to work. Glad I didn't have to pay for it!


It was quite good, if you like that sort of thing, which I do.

If you liked it, you'll probably like "The Curse of Oak Island" which is on it's second series now and available from all the usual download places. It's about the buried treasure in the Oak Island money pit, and two guys trying to solve the mystery.


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If you liked it, you'll probably like "The Curse of Oak Island" which is on it's second series now and available from all the usual download places. It's about the buried treasure in the Oak Island money pit, and two guys trying to solve the mystery.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Curse_of_Oak_Island

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My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.

Important detail - I assume he was wrong? ;)

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Can't say I have, but ta.

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Bobbyaro wrote:
My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.

Important detail - I assume he was wrong? ;)


Frankly whether he was wrong or not, I'd be livid. You're either being falsely accused of lying and plagiarism or you're being accused of covering for it incompetently. Either is a step too far

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Bobbyaro wrote:
My line manager just accused me of lying, plagiarism and not doing work. I am fucking livid. The absolute cunt.

Important detail - I assume he was wrong? ;)


Frankly whether he was wrong or not, I'd be livid. You're either being falsely accused of lying and plagiarism or you're being accused of covering for it incompetently. Either is a step too far

What? If I've been incompetent, lied and plagiarised I'm entitled to be pissy because someone picks me up on it?

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Yeah, surely if you get a telling off for something you actually did, you can't really get that outraged.

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Either his boss is saying he is too stupid to do the work, or too stupid to not do the work and successfully cover that up from his even more stupid boss.

Either way, it's insulting ;)


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That's what I was trying to say, with the latter being more insulting ;)

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Well, it wasn't plagiarism, but even if it had been that would have been okay, as the task at hand was to document a technology transfer from one (internal) site to another.

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How come [s]?he thought it was a problem, then?

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fecking idiot? He is like this; he just goes off on one occasionally and throws his toys out of the pram, it is generally when he doesn't understand what is going on (which is quite often, as he doesn't listen to any one).

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"what a cunt"

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Fucking Amazon! We gave you a contact number if you couldn't find the (easy to find) house, and yet you still couldn't bloody manage it. Olly and I were hugely looking forward to our new XWing Miniatures ships today, you cunts. I haven't got Prime for no sodding reason, you now. YOU'VE RUINED MY BIRTHDAY. TWO DAYS AGO.

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Get a house number.

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That sucks. I hope you still really enjoy it when it arrives, but do complain to Amazon that a birthday has been ruined, despite you paying extra for the service.

If possible, attach a picture of a crying child and end with the three word sentence: ' YOU DID THIS'

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Relatedly, I am waiting on a delivery to store. It was dispatched from their warehouse (in the UK) three days ago, yet hasn't arrived in branch yet.

Flipping funny route they must be taking.

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Thanks Meems! We'll hopefully get to play with the new toys on Monday night...

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I'm not sure how being the only house in the street with a number rather than a name is going to help, to be honest. Especially as "it's the only white house on the road" didn't seem to assist matters for the genii they've got working for them.

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Give everyone else a house number.

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Thanks Meems! We'll hopefully get to play with the new toys on Monday night...

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Get a house number.


I'm not sure how being the only house in the street with a number rather than a name is going to help, to be honest. Especially as "it's the only white house on the road" didn't seem to assist matters for the genii they've got working for them.

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https://leatherbarrowa.exposure.co/chernobyl

A really well written, well researched - albeit very lengthy - article about the Chernobyl disaster. Just spent 2.5 hours reading this, very fascinating.


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Is it as good as that top gear episode?

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https://leatherbarrowa.exposure.co/chernobyl

A really well written, well researched - albeit very lengthy - article about the Chernobyl disaster. Just spent 2.5 hours reading this, very fascinating.


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An American naturalist filmed himself being 'eaten alive' by a snake for a TV stunt - but is now facing ridicule for getting his safety team to save him after just part of his head was consumed.
In footage aired on the Discovery Channel on Sunday night - it airs on UK TV on Friday - 27-year-old Paul Rosolie and his 10-strong team tracked down the 20ft-long, 18st anaconda to the headwaters of the Amazon river.
Donning a black armored suit, slathered in pig blood, Mr Rosolie then moved tentatively 'on all fours' toward the enormous beast as the cameras rolled and his wife, Gowri, watched.
Seconds later, the female anaconda - one of the world's most fearsome creatures - pounced on its 5ft 9ins victim, latching on to his head, before constricting his arms and body.

However, as Mr Rosolie felt his arm 'start to break' under the snake's grip, he ordered his team of fellow naturalists, doctors and vets to save him - with just the top of his head in the animal's jaws.
Within minutes of the show, named 'Eaten Alive', being broadcast, people across America were taking to social networking sites to express their disappointment at the highly anticipated footage.
Twitter user Josh Harris, from Boston , wrote: 'They should rename #EatenAlive alive to look for snakes for 1.5 hours and then Try to be eaten alive but only get a scratch on my arm.'

Meanwhile, Connor McCarthy, from Pennsylvania, tweeted: 'I hope Paul is happy despite letting an entire nation down. I can't believe he can show his face on tv right now. What a wuss #EatenAlive.'
And Stacey Taylor, from Ontario, Canada, said: '#EatenAlive complete waste of my time you didn't even get eaten alive you cant call a show eaten alive and not get eaten by your anaconda!'
Barstool Trent, from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, posted a picture of his dog chewing his finger and quipped 'hey, Discovery, can I have my own show?'
The footage, which had been plugged on TV and online for months, was aired despite protests from conservationists on both sides of the Atlantic, many of whom deemed the stunt 'cruel'.

In response to the complaints, Mr Rosolie has claimed that he carried out the risky move in a bid to raise money to save the snake's habitat in South America - and that the animal was not harmed.
'I wanted to do something to grab people’s attention to the plight of the disappearing rainforests, something completely crazy,' he said earlier this month. ‘Everything else has been tried.’
During the documentary, aired at 9pm in the US, Mr Rosolie also explained how he had tracked down that particular snake after surviving being seized and dragged into deep water by it in 2008.
Since the incident, he had been 'obsessed' with capturing the beast, he said.
Before the stunt last spring, Mr Rosolie and his team of naturalists spent 60 days struggling up to the headwaters of the world’s largest river, battling electric eels, floods and poachers.

While looking for the anaconda, they also started the first scientific study of anacondas in the wild, taking down the weight, length and sex of ones they encountered, the New York Post reported.
In addition to these measurements, they took samples of the creatures' skin to test for mercury, a by-product of the gold-mining industry which is encroaching on their habitat.
Finally, the team came across the green anaconda in the dense foliage of the Peruvian Amazon - an animal they knew would be big enough to swallow Mr Rosolie whole.
'An anaconda can stretch to three times its own girth, so a 20ft snake would easily encompass my shoulders,' said the naturalist, adding: 'If this snake's hungry, she might actually eat me'.
In the documentary, Mr Rosolie, who described the snake's power as akin to 'a team of horses', was filmed suiting up before crawling 'on all fours', pretending to be a wild boar, toward the snake.

In order to avoid being crushed, he was forced to wear a lightweight, strong carbon-fibre suit that fitted his frame closely. It was created by a team of engineers using 3D technology.
The suit was also streamlined so he would be less likely to damage the snake’s insides, and - crucially for Mr Rosolie - so its material would resist the anaconda’s digestive fluids.
The outfit was equipped with built-in cameras and a radio mic so Mr Rosalie could communicate with his watching team, while the naturalist was given a capsule transmitting his vital signs.
'They knew I’m the type who’ll say, "I’m fine, I’m fine"... until I’m dead,' Mr Rosolie, a New Jersey native who first visited the Amazon at the age of 18, said.
'We had to make sure I didn’t get crushed, but the suit took care of that. But if I was eaten, we were worried what would happen to my breathing system because I could have suffocated very quickly.'

Mr Rosolie's suit also comprised a face mask connected to a crush-proof hose that trailed behind him, leading to an three-hour oxygen supply.
After suiting up, Mr Rosolie was filmed approaching the giant anaconda. Within seconds, it had risen up and struck him in the face, before grabbing his arm and coiling itself around his body.
'I'm getting coils over me,' the naturalist could be heard saying as his helmet camera captured the inside of the snake's jaws. 'She's got my arms pinned. She knows there's nothing I can do.'
He then exclaimed: 'Oh god,' prompting his concerned wife to ask: 'Paul, are you ok?' Several tense seconds later, Mr Rosolie replied: 'I'm ok', yet his heart rate had noticeably increased.
'Paul, your heart rate is getting pretty high and your breathing is really labored,' one of the team members could be heard telling him. He replied: 'I'm trying to stay calm.'

Footage shows the beast wrapped around the entirety of Mr Rosolie's body as he wriggled on the floor of the rainforest. His team asked whether he could breathe, but he did not reply.
A few seconds later, he told his worried friends: 'Stand by guys, I'm starting to feel like she's consuming me.' The snake then opened its mouth and latched on to Mr Rosolie's head.
Mr Rosolie exclaimed: 'Guys, my face is down,' before shouting: 'I'm calling it, I need help!' as he feels his arm starting to break under the anaconda's grip.
As commanded, the naturalist's team rushed over and wrestled the snake off his body. They later released the animal into the wild and took measurements of its strength from Mr Rosolie's suit.
But because the snake was positioned 'high on the armor', they were unable to 'get a solid reading'.

Speaking of the moment he was 'eaten alive' after the event, Mr Rosalie said: 'The last thing I remember was her mouth open wide and everything went black.'
He added: 'I went limp and let it constrict. All the while I was just thinking: “Eat, eat, eat!" She wrapped around me and I felt my suit cracking and my arms ripping out of their sockets.'
He also revealed that the snake was actually constricting him for an hour before he was rescued.
Mr Rosolie's bid to be eaten - and rescued before perishing - took filmmakers two years to prepare.

Their main task was to ensure that the naturalist - who has written the well-received book Mother of God - did not end up like the snake’s usual meals: crushed until he was asphyxiated.
However, over the past few months, the stunt has attracted criticism from campaigners globally.
The campaign group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) judged from early reports of the experiment that the snake was ‘tormented and suffered for the sake of ratings’.
The anaconda would have expended valuable energy in swallowing Mr Rosolie and then regurgitating him, it argued.
However, Mr Rosalie said on the Discovery Channel's website: 'I would not have done this if there were any real chance of hurting or stressing out the snake.'
He added: 'I’ve seen first-hand how the Amazon Rainforest is being destroyed. It is so rampant that we may be the last generation with the opportunity to save it.

'People need to wake up to what is going on. What better way is there to shock people than to put my life on the line with the largest snake on the planet, the Green Anaconda?'
Anacondas will bite their prey, such as wild pigs, with teeth that curve backwards - preventing the animal from breaking away. Their power is awe-inspiring, Mr Rosolie said.
Then they will pull their prey - any creature that they can subdue and swallow - into water if they can, wrapping it in coils that crush its bones to make swallowing it easier.
During the documentary, Dr Patrick Krugg explained how the snakes 'real killing forces comes when they start to wrap their coils around their prey'. They swallow their prey headfirst, he said.



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"'They knew I’m the type who’ll say, "I’m fine, I’m fine"... until I’m dead,' Mr Rosolie, a New Jersey native who first visited the Amazon at the age of 18, said. "

:D Clearly not!


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A really well written, well researched - albeit very lengthy - article about the Chernobyl disaster. Just spent 2.5 hours reading this, very fascinating.


Amazing and really f*cking scary at the same time - well worth a read.


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Am I wasting my time keeping the radiator in the spare bedroom on low? Does this just mean that in the rest of the house the heating will work extra hard to get everywhere up to my set temperature?


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