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That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

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That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

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That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.


I love that advert.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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That Kevin Bacon advert for EE is badly timed.

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Because I got confused about who died.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

Good point, well made.

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?


I have a 'McCain/Palin '08' bumper sticker FOR THE WIN.



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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.


Make it so.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I think all Mali's posts should be in the form of bumper stickers.


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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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Mr Kissyfur wrote:
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I'M NOT GETTING GUILTED BY MY STATUS SYMBOL SHOPPING FFS

That's not opinionated, that's a fact.

Good point, well made.

Did you order a job lot of Romney tat?


It was half price in Pennsylvania Avenue's gift shop. "Get the lot", I said, "A week from now we can eBay it and make a fortune". Still, a better idea than forexing the Euro.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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@ Kern Mega heh.

Apropos nothing, I want to come up with an excuse for using the word bloviating more in conversation.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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I bloviated your mum. Twice.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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One of these days you'll work out how to actually do that.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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Is the right way up this end.

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Is the right way up this end.

As the actress-cum-dancer from the wrong side of the tracks said to the bishop.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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Is the right way up this end.

As the actress-cum-dancer from the wrong side of the tracks said to the bishop.


Busy watching taylor swift atm. My future wife.

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 Post subject: Re: Bits and Bobs 36
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Zio wrote:
Well, I have sort of tried in the past, but such conversations never really seem to go anywhere. The gf thinks Zioette is a spoiled brat basically, who's occasionally deliberately rude to people. I don't think she's anything of the sort... she can be a bit of a handful sometimes as she's in to everything at the moment and can throw strops when she's particularly tired or placed in a situation where there's lots of people she doesn't know - but she's 3 1/2 years old.

But then I guess I'm gonna be defensive of her.

What pisses me off is that the gf has a 2 year old nephew, a 6 year old brother and a 7 year old sister, all of which are - in her eyes - perfect angels who can do no wrong. And her ex had a young niece she loved too. She just doesn't seem to have much time for my little girl.

Anyway, I only bring this up because the gf has spent all day at a job interview and texted me a moment ago to tell me she's really tired. Zioette is meant to be staying over tonight, so I suggested maybe I instead stay with her at my parents. The gf suggested leaving Zioette there with my mum and dad but coming home and spending the evening with her. I said I didn't think that was on, she sent me a very grumpy text along the lines of "you better bring her over then". So I know I'm in for a lovely evening. Zioette isn't dumb... she very openly no longer likes staying over with me anymore and spends the whole time asking me when I'll be taking her home to her mum.

Ahh... fun.


You know my feelings on this. She's just being a spiteful, jealous cunt. You're only gonna resent her over time and you can't replace your child. So get shot of her, go back to Donna and enjoy your family. You know it's the right thing to do! :DD

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I'm 100% in love with Taylor Swift.

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I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say ;)

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I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say ;)


He's going to get splinters in his arse.

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Bad Mali! No self-nomming!

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Bad Mali! No self-nomming!


Wasn't me.

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Wasn't me.


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Craster wrote:
I wish TK-421 wouldn't beat about the bush so much when he has something to say ;)


Haha. It's only stuff I've already told him.

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That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

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And it is an hour in the future,

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That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

I speak from experience, you take as much time as it takes to press the nom button. Again. And again. And again.

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MaliA wrote:
That is clearly a fake. My name is spelt wrong and there is no description as to why i think it is wortha nom. I take time and effort, me.

I speak from experience, you take as much time as it takes to press the nom button. Again. And again. And again.


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Shit. Wrong one.

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I just saw an advert with Rolf Harris advertising British Paint. What the shit

Rolf Harris is British now.

I once went to an exhibition at the Tate celebrating British art in popular culture, and Rolf was voted the most celebrated British artist.

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Rolf's snarling Queen is still a masterpiece:

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I reckon he just got some plebs marching up and down behind him while he painted it.

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To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit


To animals, he's the last thing they see before they die.

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And to 2.8% of all people in the Thames Estuary area he is 'dad'.

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To brits, he's an aussie, to aussies, he's a brit


To animals, he's the last thing they see before they die.

Not the kangaroos. He just engages those in a little bout of homosexual group bondage.

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Like Kylie.

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