Dimrill wrote:
I can't read a word of that. Translator?
In broad terms it's a couple of illiterate chavs talking about fucking each other using public posts on Facebook, couched in language that I last saw in the Readers' Letters section of Razzle in around 1987, albeit Razzle had better spelling in it.
The girl chav is also alluding to a beating that she is intending to inflict upon another chav.