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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 15:15 
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There are two mugs on a table by a back door at work. They've been there for a couple of days, not bothering anyone as they're out of the way, and I just assumed whoever left them there had a reason and would take care of it.

Last night, I dreamt that I was filling a sink and washing these mugs. They were really quite dirty.

It's getting so that I'll have to start watching paint dry to stay awake.

That needed to end "and when I got into work today they were washed and drying by the side of the sink"

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What was that ongoing radio sketch about an incompetent M.R. James style story-teller. "And when I returned the turkey had been entirely consumed!" etc.

It's bugging me.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I hardly had any sleep last night, as I was interrupted numerous times, as such I had 3 dreams that I remember, all of them to do with my childhood in various ways.

Dream 1 - On my way to school Jeremy Clarkson nearly ran me over.

I was my current age, but I was walking to my secondary School, I had just cut through Victoria Train Station, and was about to cross over Vauxhall Bridge Road. I was walking with one of my current work colleagues, who I did not know when I was at school. So, as we're about to cross the road, the light change, and we try and dash across the road, but a whole load of NY taxis don't give us a chance, so we head back to the pavement and wait for the greenman. After a minute or so, the traffic stops, and the green man appears, so we walk out, but an oldfashioned car (think 1920s) decides to jump the lights. The car is the colour of a Walkers Smoky Bacon packet of crisps (and the walkers sign is on the door) Jeremy Clarkson is driving it.

Once again, we dance around in the road, and I rush over to the car and start shouting at him, he starts to look angry, as if to say that he's had enough shit (literally) of the public and just wants to continue his drive, I then continue to say that I really like Top Gear and was only shouting at him for jumping the red light. He told us that it was ok, and asked if we wanted a lift. So we jumped in, and he drove down Victoria Street, to Parlimant Square, and then headed off towards Trafalger Square, and then down The Mall to Buckingham Palace, up the side of the Palace (Constitution Hill) to Hyde Park Corner and then down the side of Green Park (Picadilly) to St James's Street and then along Pall Mall to Waterloo Place, where we stopped and looked at the needle tower thing that's there.

Dream 2 - In the Cub Scouts as an adult.

Don't remember the details of this one as much, but I was in cubs, with the same leaders I had at the time, but all the cubs were adults, we started doing some of the activities we used to do, and then we had a race around a swiming pool, everyone lined up at one end, and we had to run to the other end, and back again, I finished 2nd, and the guy who finished 1st came over to me and told me I was a great athlete and if I ever wanted to train with him I was more than welcome. I remember thinking, that if I was this good after not doing any serious running for 20 years, imagine how good I could be if I started training. Then one of the leaders mentioned that I couldn't go any more as the night clashed with my weekend swimming. I started protesting saying that I was looking to change that from the Saturday to the Sunday, but it fell on deaf ears.

Dream 3 - The Race

I was at Battersea Park running track, and it was some sort of sports day (I used to come here for School and Scouts sports days), I was entered in a race, but it was "handicapped" I had to do 400m, some people had to run 200m and others only had to run 100m. So the whistle went, and we were off, the thing was, we all started at the same place, and finished in different places. I finished 1st out of the people who had to run 400m, but predictable we weren't sure who had finished first out of the 100m 200m and 400m runners.

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There was Tim Shafer and he was showing me Brütal Legend in a campervan while Clint Eastwood stood outside squinting then there was some press thing and then aphermshermslurmfermpermrummMm m mmM mm MMMmMRmrrRRrrr.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I dreamt Dimrill and I worked in one of those horrible 'portakabin' offices and he was obsessed with giving blood to the bloodmobile in the parking lot outside, and gave so much he became really weak and could barely walk, while all the other office workers laughed.

Then I was in Bioshock, trying to kill a Big Daddy, and I had an inventory full of MMORPG-style Big Daddy loot and I was up to my weight limit and so couldn't carry any more.


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I'm pretty sure I dreamed about being at work last night. Christ.

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I dreamt I was stuck in a lift. :p

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I had a dream last night where I was replacing memory in computers at work like normal, but for some reason I had some RAM that didn't fit. I checked it closely and it had my family's name etched into them. I then realised it was from my old Amiga 600. :S

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I dreamed my wife found me on the set of a porno film, and I was entirely unable to account for my presence there. Go on then, Freud, tell me what that means.

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You're gay! /QI


Funnily enough, random quote from Mrs Parm t'other night: "Aww, never mind. We can be gay together."

But, as I once drunkenly shouted in the manchester student union bar, I'm sure that in another life, I could be gay, but unfortunately I'm just not that keen on cocks.

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I had a nice celeb-packed dream a couple of nights ago... was wandering around Las Vegas and bumped into Roger Federer. He was a bit angsty because he couldn't find a drink, he kept repeating to me over and over "where can I get a beer round here? I need a beer!" so I told him the best way was to just walk into the nearest casino and sit at one of the table games and a cocktail waitress would turn up to take his order. He calmed down a bit at this, but then got stressed out when a bunch of people kept asking him for autographs. "All I get is 'Are you Roger Federer? Are you Roger Federer?'" he complained to me as we walked. "Well tell them you're not" I suggested... "tell them you're French Canadian instead". He tried this next time and the people recoiled in fear from him like he had the plague. He was REALLY happy then, he kept slapping me on the back in gratitude over and over until I made my excuses and sent him into the Flamingo where he got his beer and started to have Three Card Poker explained to him by the dealer.

Then I went to check into my hotel and bumped into a guy with a big handlebar moustache who looked like a detective from a 70s TV show. For some reason I ignored my own room and walked to his room with him instead... on the way we passed Madonna on the stairs, and the 70s detective told her to get out of the way. When we got to his room there was someone in it... they opened the door and it turned out to be Andre The Giant. He stood there looming over us both and said (in Rainier Wolfcastle's voice) "This is my room, you will fight me for it". 70s detective started to splutter about there being some sort of mistake, and Andre repeated "You were rude to Madonna, you will fight me... shall we say 5 o'clock?" and shut the door.

The rest of the dream was just the 70s detective panicking a bit and trying to convince himself Andre was only joking, I woke up before the fight though :(

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
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I don't know Las Vegas at all, so by that he raped a pink avian?

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Dimrill wrote:
I don't know Las Vegas at all, so by that he raped a pink avian?

Use context to deduce. If that fails, ask again and I'll tell you The Flamingo is a casino on the strip. It's the one with all the flamingos out the back.

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The strip's the airport, yes? Where Hunter S Thompson dropped off Gonzo?

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I had a dream last night that I was outside at night and all of a sudden there were loads of meteors, only they weren't meteors because they swerved round and started heading right for us and flying all around. When they got near us it was obvious that whatever they were they were really tiny and the bloke next to us who was apparently a wildlife expert said that they were a flock of miniature/baby birds and the lights were just their eyes reflecting. As I looked down I saw that one of them had fallen, this one was a tiny thumb-sized duck and as I watched a fully grown duck came and started trying to eat it. So I snatched it up and we started feeding it for a bit and then let it go again into the flock of other small birds and then something completely unrelated happened that I can't remember what it was.


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I had a dream last night that I bought a Renault Clio 182 and it was slow, like my old Clio. It was also falling apart.

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I dreamt the past 5 years hadn't happened and I was still living in Abingdon. It was strangely comforting.

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I had a horrible dream the night before my brother's wedding. I'd lost my speech and couldn't find a computer to download it from my email. The hotel morphed into a huge old building with endless corridors and dead ends. It were nasty.


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I'm going through a prolific spell of remembering dreams at the moment. Last night I dreamt that a group of us were all living in this massive lorry trailer, only the Alb4nian F7id decided to throw water over me when I was wearing my best suit. He then caused the trailer to come away from the cab and lots of people died. My dad managed to push the trailer back onto the cab again(!), but it was all knackered and warped, so when we walked around it was all unstable. It then fell off the cab again, and I found out that we were recording an episode of Hollyoaks.

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I dreamt I read Lord of the rings last night. I told MrsA this, and she said I was talking in my sleep.

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I had a fream where Kovacs was a serial killer last night.

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I haven't recalled any of my dreams for ages.

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That means you have faulty dreams, hopefully they'll be recalled soon.

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myp wrote:
I'm going through a prolific spell of remembering dreams at the moment. Last night I dreamt that a group of us were all living in this massive lorry trailer, only the Alb4nian F7id decided to throw water over me when I was wearing my best suit. He then caused the trailer to come away from the cab and lots of people died.

Maybe I really am the ax1s of 3v1l ?:|

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Last night, I had a dream where Grim... stole my squid and arranged for hundreds of mongolians to come and mock me with this.

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Last night, I had a dream where Grim... stole my squid and arranged for hundreds of mongolians to come and mock me with this.

I was very rude to him.


Ha, excellent. I don't think I've had a forum dream yet. I had a terrific one last night, easily the third most disturbing one I've had. It started when I was made pope, and ended rather abruptly thanks to a pack of wild dogs. I would rather not even hint at what happened in the middle.

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I had a dream the other night that I'd moved back into my old flat with the ex (and mother of Zioette). All was going well until the first time I needed to use the loo. Upon entering the bathroom, I discovered that every available surface - the floor, the sink, the bath etc - was covered in thousands of worms and maggots. The worms in particular were not the earthworm variety but white and slightly transparent slimy things. I felt mildly perturbed by this and asked the ex if there was anything she could do about it. She told me I should stop being such a girl, ignore them and use the loo anyway.

I then promptly awoke, dying for a piss. Fortunately the bathroom and my mum & dads (where I'm presently living) had no such worm/maggot infestation.


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I had an incredibly vivid dream in between snoozes this morning.

I was out drinking with my brother, when a work colleague beckoned me over and took me through a strip club, out the back and into a morgue with sofas and cushions on the slabs. We sat down on the sofas, the work guy pulled out a gun and shot his bodyguards then told be to leave. I wandered out into the street where a group of hippies were dancing in front of a bus and dream-me burst into tears as the viewpoint went into orbit-cam mode.

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I dreamt we had a promotional Gentle Giant Darth Vader Vs. Disney Princesses statue delivered to the office. I meant to take it home, but forgot, then the next day it turned out someone else in the office had nabbed it. I was bitterly disappointed and tried to explain that it was mine, but then the person who'd taken it started saying that their husband was very miserable and they'd taken it to cheer him up, so I felt bad and said they could keep it, but I still really wanted it was very upset inside.

I'm trying not to hold a grudge against the statue-stealer today, but I have told them about it.

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I had a dream that my friend Aynz was running a hotel and Laura White from last years X Factor was a guest there. Laura White told Aynz she liked me and so Aynz was trying to make me take her out on a date. I kept refusing because obviously I'm not single. By the end of the dream Aynz was going mental at me telling me I had better sleep with Laura White straight away or the hotel would have to close because it would get a bad reputation, and all the while Laura White was running around trying to kiss me whenever she saw me.


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The Rev Owen wrote:

I'm trying not to hold a grudge against the statue-stealer today, but I have told them about it.

I had a dream a few years ago that a guy I worked with tried to kill me. I didn't remember it initally the next day and was really weird with him without knowing why, to the point that I was barely speaking to him and felt really uncomfortable around him. It wasn't until the chef came in at dinner time and I felt an overwhelming urge to go and hug him that I remembered, since in my dream the chef had came sliding up in a transit van and got me to jump in the back which is how I escaped.


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I had a most peculiar dream t' other night that my entire office was relocated to Tenerife, which would've been lovely except the ruddy great volcano in the middle of the island went and erupted, forcing us to evacuate the island. I was having to leave on a slightly earlier flight than one of the ladies in the office that I get on quite well with, so just in case one of us didn't make it back to Blighty, we spent the night together having some sexy time.

Volcanoes erupting, fire everywhere, unexpected and entirely consensual sex and waking up before finding out I'd made anyone pregnant = pretty awesome dream all round!


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So, here's my first entry into this thread, from last night.

Me, Mrs Grim... and the Grimlet were at some village fete or something, don't know. Anyhow. The Grimlet ate some mud and got really sick, and Mrs Grim... knew he was going to die, so half-buried him in a shallow grave. He was all white and moving slowly. I shook hands with him (like I do before he goes to bed, manly thanks) and said 'see you, buddy' and he said 'bay-bay'.
And then we left him there.

[edit]Oh, and then (in the dream) I came on here and posted about him being dead. I said 'parenting FAIL' or something.

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Grim... wrote:
So, here's my first entry into this thread, from last night.

Me, Mrs Grim... and the Grimlet were at some village fete or something, don't know. Anyhow. The Grimlet ate some mud and got really sick, and Mrs Grim... knew he was going to die, so half-buried him in a shallow grave. He was all white and moving slowly. I shook hands with him (like I do before he goes to bed, manly thanks) and said 'see you, buddy' and he said 'bay-bay'.
And then we left him there.

[edit]Oh, and then (in the dream) I came on here and posted about him being dead. I said 'parenting FAIL' or something.

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Grim... is now officially a stage one sleep mental. Good work!

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Geez... that's really horrible sir! I had my first ever dream about Zioette a couple of nights ago. In my dream she could talk, but was extremely foul-mouthed and kept using the word 'fuck' multiple times in every sentence she spoke. I've been watching what I say around her ever since!


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 14:14 
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I had a dream last week that I was trying to escape Nazi Germany with a group of non-Nazi types. My workmate was there too, and only he could speak German (in real life he's Chinese). We had to get on a boat at one point and almost got rumbled by a Nazi ticket inspector.

It doesn't sound very exciting, but it felt real and I was BRICKING it.


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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 16:50 
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I've been alternating lately between classic anxiety dreams (teeth falling out, naked at work, being back at school having failed to revise for an exam, those kinds of thing, often all at once) and having deeply inappropriate fantasy dreams about ladies whom I know. Which is nice.

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 Post subject: Re: Dreams and nightmares
PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:05 
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I dreamt last night that I'd broken a bone in my hand, it was so painful but I wouldn't do anything about it. When I held my hand up to the light, you could see through it like an x-ray and the bone had snapped in half yet for some reason, I was insisting that it wasn't actually broken and it'd be fine.

The pain got worse and worse, to the point where I was taking some really strong, illegal painkillers to deal with it, which would totally knock me out when I took them and leave me in a really bad mood when I didn't. I lost my job because of it and Ramsea kept threatening me with divorce and I was so mad that everyone kept blaming my hand, despite me insisting there was nothing wrong with it. It had gone a funny colour and I didn't use it at all, it just hung limp at the end of my wrist. Then one day, my friend came round and took of out for a drive, we ended up at the hospital and I really wasn't bothered, I just walked in. The nurse put a cast on it and asked if I wanted an xbox cast, what's one of those I ask, she said it was a special type that left your index finger free so you could still use trigger....Then I woke up. I'd been lying on my hand and it was totally dead and sore, which is most likely what prompted the dream!


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