So, let's get started before they begin dropping like flies.
THE RULES (as laid down by Sir Dimrill of The Dale)
1. You are permitted to choose up to 10 elder statesmen or stateswomen that you deem closest to the edge in 2025. If said person passes in the calendar year, ye shall be awarded a single shiny point 2. You may choose a MAXIMUM of 2 wildcards (see below). These wildcards are worth a WHOPPING FIVE points if they shuffle off before year's end 3. These must be public figures. If challenged on a choice, you must prove they worthiness to the collective 4. Wildcards must be under 50 years old at the time of list publishing. Standard picks must be 50 or older 5. Anyone found to be killing their picks directly will be disqualified. Let's keep this clean 6. Choices are final once the lists are published 7. Lists must be PM'ed to me (DavPaz) by Monday 13th January to be included 8. No Homers allowed 9. You can't pick someone who already died. I'LL KNOW!
Blucey's Bleak Choices 1. Joe Biden 2. Kathy Bates 3. George Foreman 4. Shakin' Stevens 5. Vladimir Putin 6. Wendy Craig 7. Sir Geoff Hurst 8. Arnold Schwarzenegger 9. Britney Spears (wildcard) 10. Kate Middleton (wildcard)
Grim...'s Grim Picks 1. Dick Van Dyke, surely, surely, surely it's this year 2. John "NA NA NAAAAA NAAAAA NAAAAA" Williams 3. Mel Brooks 4. Ian "Harold Bishop" Smith 5. Gene Hackman 6. Tom Baker 7. Prunella Scales 8. Esther Rantzen 9. Aw, naaaaaw! Hans Blix 10. Buzz Aldrin
MaliA's Malicious Afterthoughts 1. Judy Dench 2. Cliff Richard 3. Ken Clarke 4. Rick Stein 5. John Major 6. Brian Cox (Actor, not mountain whisperer) 7. Charles Dance 8. Mick Jagger 9. Rod Stewart 10. Sabrina Carpenter (WILDCARD)
DavPaz's Doom List 1. Joe Biden 2. Mel Brooks 3. Clint Eastwood 4. Dick Van Dyke 5. Patricia Routledge 6. Gene Hackman 7. Robert Duvall 8. Tom Baker 9. Billy Connolly 10. Bam Margera (WILDCARD!)
Kern's Cheerless Crew 1. Michael Heseltine 2. Dick Van Dyke 3. Neil Kinnock 4. Yoko Ono 5. Lulu 6. Rupert Murdoch 7. Tom Lehrer 8. Tony Blackburn 9. Alan Bennett 10. Liza Minnelli
GazChap's Gutwrenching Group David Attenborough Donald Trump Rupert Murdoch Clint Eastwood Esther Rantzen Pope Francis Elton John Dick Van Dyke Wildcard: Kanye West Wildcard: Justin Bieber
Squirt's "Snuffing It" Series of Stars of Stage and Screen. 1. Mel Brooks 2. Clint Eastwood 3. Will Shatner 4. Prunella Scales 5. Hulk Hogan 6. Ozzy Osbourne 7. Sean Combs / Puff Daddy / P Diddy 8. Elton John 9. Jean-Claude Van Damme 10. Harry Styles ( Wildcard )
Aw. I don’t think I’ve ever seen that clip or reference before. Still not sure what it means in relation to the rules, mind, but not important.
'No Homers' is a jokey rule that can be slipped into any rule set and it will elicit amusement from those that know, and mild confusion from those that don't - which is equally amusing.
There are probably other similar examples of similar rules, but we won't talk about them.
For fans of Your Sinclair and Amiga Power, I bring the sad news that Jonathan Nash, aka Jon Pillar, aka well there's a whole list, has passed from this mortal coil and presumably back to his distant home planet. Sadness is appropriate at this time. That is all.