Bits and Bobs 51

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2022 11:38

Kern wrote:

Just gave an excellent presentation and to finish it I accidentally pressed "leave" rather than "stop sharing" and promptly fell off the call. Oops.

Hahaha brilliant

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38360

MaliA wrote:

Happy birthday Mimi!

Have a good one Mimi!

Kern · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2022 12:04

Happy Birthday Mimi!

Giphy "manatee birthday":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/hpU9zVleFZNFvFSnTz/giphy-loop.mp4

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Hey hey! Thank you so much.

I’m super excited about today as I have plans! I don’t think I’ve had birthday plans since I was about 18. Tonight we’re going to an NT light trail, so I’m super happy about that.

I had some bird feeders from Ma (she asked what I wanted and I asked for two Gaardman bird feeders, so naturally she bought me five) a laptop tray from Darwin, a foiling kit (for adding foil embossed designs to card) from Russell, a sea themed coaster kit and some perfume from my inlaws and some chocolates and bath treats and hand cream treats from the woman who runs the nursery that Darwin used to go to when he was wee.

We’ve been for a walk down the canal, met a cat, and I think we are going to watch a Christmas film in a bit.

nickachu · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2022 15:01

Happy Mimi day!

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5053

Happy Mimi day. Which NT?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Tue Dec 20, 2022 23:15

Mimi wrote:

Hey hey! Thank you so much.

I’m super excited about today as I have plans! I don’t think I’ve had birthday plans since I was about 18. Tonight we’re going to an NT light trail, so I’m super happy about that.

I had some bird feeders from Ma (she asked what I wanted and I asked for two Gaardman bird feeders, so naturally she bought me five) a laptop tray from Darwin, a foiling kit (for adding foil embossed designs to card) from Russell, a sea themed coaster kit and some perfume from my inlaws and some chocolates and bath treats and hand cream treats from the woman who runs the nursery that Darwin used to go to when he was wee.

We’ve been for a walk down the canal, met a cat, and I think we are going to watch a Christmas film in a bit.

Happy birthday Mimi, that sounds awesome. :luv:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Happy Mimi day. Which NT?

Shugborough

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Mimi wrote:

Hey hey! Thank you so much.

I’m super excited about today as I have plans! I don’t think I’ve had birthday plans since I was about 18. Tonight we’re going to an NT light trail, so I’m super happy about that.

I had some bird feeders from Ma (she asked what I wanted and I asked for two Gaardman bird feeders, so naturally she bought me five) a laptop tray from Darwin, a foiling kit (for adding foil embossed designs to card) from Russell, a sea themed coaster kit and some perfume from my inlaws and some chocolates and bath treats and hand cream treats from the woman who runs the nursery that Darwin used to go to when he was wee.

We’ve been for a walk down the canal, met a cat, and I think we are going to watch a Christmas film in a bit.

Happy birthday Mimi, that sounds awesome. :luv:

It was lovely.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Wed Dec 21, 2022 11:39

Beautiful. :luv:

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38360

Mimi, did you just clone yourself? Your kiddo is the double of you :hug:

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

I did a copy + paste

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Dec 22, 2022 10:21

Mimi wrote:

I did a copy + paste

Kern · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2022 19:17

TIFU in a hipster microbrewery by asking for "Falifornication" rather than their IPA called "Falifornia".

I've never even watched the show.

Kern · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2023 1:18

Happy New Year!
Giphy "2023":
https://media3.giphy.com/media/W4eYGtkSCe11nXvkNS/giphy-loop.mp4

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10021

Kern wrote:

TIFU in a hipster microbrewery by asking for "Falifornication" rather than their IPA called "Falifornia".

I've never even watched the show.

The cool kids recovery would've been to refer to Red Hot Chili peppers.

At least you didn't ask for Failifornia and get banned

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5053

Could have gone with Maliafornia and really confused them.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Stumbled on an IG conversation where young people were discussing bank cards.

Attachment:

5552D95E-2EE2-4BF4-8617-416F9DDF3C17.jpeg

Giphy "elders":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/1XhxxvfEmMYBCImOk1/giphy-loop.mp4

What even is that, Giphy? My eyesight?

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:36

Ouch.

You can pretend to have a super-smart watch by taping your contactless card to your wrist.

Kern · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2023 12:40

Mimi wrote:

What even is that, Giphy?

The manifestation of the Ancient One itself! Praise be!

BikNorton · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 10021

Just wait until someone tells them about cheques
Giphy "mind blown":
https://media0.giphy.com/media/SbtWGvMSmJIaV8faS8/giphy-loop.mp4

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:46

Happy 50th, Kov!

Kern · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2023 10:52

Happy Birthday Kov! Have a great day.

Giphy "kovacs 50th birthday":
https://media1.giphy.com/media/k3OVC1A2BARIk/giphy-loop.mp4

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38360

Happy birthday, Kovacs.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2023 11:23

I am only 49!!!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49217

No you're 50, I read it on beex

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22196

Happy 50th!

DBSnappa · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2023 14:25

Happy Birthday Kov!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Fri Jan 13, 2023 14:27

Cras wrote:

No you're 50, I read it on beex

Fair enough

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Happy Birthday, Kovacs! x x

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Happy Birthday, Kovacs! xxx

Warhead · Noob as of 6/8/10

Happy birthday/promotion, Kov.

Malc · **Posted:** Sat Jan 14, 2023 15:53

I had soft boiled eggs and toast for brunch for the first time in about 6 months today.

They were nice.

Zardoz · **Posted:** Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:14

Belated 50th birthday wishes, Kov!

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2023 12:56

These are beautiful (second tweet)
https://twitter.com/BritishGQ/status/15 ... 0754786305

"It's weird what you do."

Red carpet host @ameliadimz and Andrew Garfield discuss his #GQMOTY cover shoot.https://t.co/t84YJst0OM #GQMOTYXBOSS pic.twitter.com/ly3p7lMEkQ
— British GQ (@BritishGQ) November 18, 2022

And

https://twitter.com/ameliadimz/status/1 ... 8415759361

Round 2 @goldenglobes pic.twitter.com/fuXAtxH0cw
— Amelia Dimoldenberg (@ameliadimz) January 11, 2023

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Jan 21, 2023 13:09

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2023/ ... real-magic

From there

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 24, 2023 19:59

When I am King, dog leads will have a set length of three feet so some twat can't be on one side of the prom, with his dog on the other four metres away, and a trip wire in between.

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16516

I don't mind the thick, orange webbing type ones but some of them are fucking invisible, dicks.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

markg wrote:

fucking invisible dicks.

Title?

markg · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 16516

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

A happy thing to start my week off. I won one of these today! It looks super nice.

https://www.vegtrug.com/shop/harvest-pl ... rs/vegtub/

JBR · **Joined:** 2nd Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 3159

Lovely! That'll look reet good. Looks like one not to lift alone!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2023 18:15

Woohoo! Free of gainful employment until Monday!

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2023 19:51

MaliA wrote:

Woohoo! Free of gainful employment until Monday!

That is great news.. just in time for the teachers strike.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

Mimi wrote:

A happy thing to start my week off. I won one of these today! It looks super nice.

https://www.vegtrug.com/shop/harvest-pl ... rs/vegtub/

This is here! I need to work out what size to make it and where it’s going to go. It’s bigger than I thought!

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25414

JBR wrote:

Lovely! That'll look reet good. Looks like one not to lift alone!

Yes, it weighs a LOT. I can’t even push it across the floor.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2023 17:49

Hung the tide tables up.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2023 9:43

Commuting is still bullshit.

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5053

MaliA wrote:

Commuting is still bullshit.

My employer is opening a new office in Birmingham city centre. It’s lovely, and a great location, but it’s an hour each way door to door. My old office was 10 minutes away. I might do one day a week or fortnight.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12224

Dr Zoidberg wrote:

Birmingham city centre. It’s lovely

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