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Should BETEO have this sort of advertising?
Yes 77%  77%  [ 31 ]
No 22%  22%  [ 9 ]
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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 17:24 
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Repress that.
I did repress it. Only now you've brought the memories back. That's another fifty K on therapy for me then.


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Gaywood helping me would be like JD hugging Dr. Cox.
You wound me deeply, sir.


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 17:32 
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That's what she said.

I'm in a really odd mood today

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 17:54 
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Hello!

Question:
How will this make Grim money? I don't even look at the "you are using..." bit as it is. I imagine most people don't. Why is this company willing to give free cash for no clicks?

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 17:59 

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That's been answered.


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 15:51 
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Bump!


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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I thought you'd decided you didn't want to do it any more?

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 16:24 
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I did! But then everyone convinced me otherwise ^^ so I left it up to the vote. Still, if you don't want to do it then no problem at all!


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 16:51 
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You capitalist pigdogs.

-EDIT- Also, £149.46. :(

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 17:05 
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I'm all for the ad but it must be in the form of a photo of Jonarob wearing a sandwich board with his companys message.

Dancing.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 17:22 

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I'm all for the ad but it must be in the form of a photo of Jonarob wearing a sandwich board with his companys message.

Dancing.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 17:41 
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How can I possibly say that Grim... should pay for this forum that I use out of his pocket. It must be sucking huge amounts of bandwith costs and the like.

He should defo have advertising. Whether this or other stuff. Or put up a pay pal link, and an awesome themometer that heats up until he's reached his hosting costs target. That we donate too.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Frankly I'd support that just for the graphics of more and more inventive Blue Peter style Totalisers.


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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How can I possibly say that Grim... should pay for this forum that I use out of his pocket.


You really haven't read the whole of this thread, have you?

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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I forgot about this - how vain

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How can I possibly say that Grim... should pay for this forum that I use out of his pocket.


You really haven't read the whole of this thread, have you?


Guilty as charged, I only skimmed it.

With the subtitle telling me too as well....

My bad.

I still don't like the idea of Grim... giving us all a free ride though. If that is the case that is.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 21:00 
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I think the easiest way of putting it is that it's no skin off my nose. The servers would be there and cost the same money, Beex or not.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 21:15 
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Ah ok, well I still appreciate it immensely.

And lets not forget the coding involved. Unused Tag funtions don't write themselves.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Ha :)

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Amusingly: http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/po ... clicks.jpg [edit: can't embed, stupid size restriction :(]


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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It's stupid for stopping you posting a 1383px wide image? Riiiight...

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Teehee


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:40 

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So long as it's unobtrusive - Gmail I think gets it right - I don't mind.
A tip jar would be preferable, of course.



They have adverts in gmail now?


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 23:43 
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They're on the right hand side of the screen when you read e-mails, and the topics are generally based upon the content of the e-mails themselves. There are no adverts in the mail you send.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 0:23 
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I don't get any adverts on Gmail. I don't run a adblocker (as I use Chrome to view my Gmail).

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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I don't get any adverts on Gmail. I don't run a adblocker (as I use Chrome to view my Gmail).
Does yours not look like this then?


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:04 
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Grim... bought all the AdWords credits for every single word he's likely to use. Every time he visits GMail, the right pane is just one big banner ad saying 'GRIM... IS AWESOMES'.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Nope - there is a space to the right of the mail, but no adwords in it.

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Often it takes a few seconds for them to decipher your handwriting before appearing.

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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Nope - there is a space to the right of the mail, but no adwords in it.
That means that they can't match any adverts to that email. This usually happens with me when the email is offensive. Are all your emails offensive?


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Possibly! Forward that sky one to me.

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This thread will do.

Hello!

I've got £240 of Google Adwords to spunk. What keywords shall we advertise the forum under?

Make them cheap!

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I am confident this thread will generate many genuine, useful suggestions.


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 Post subject: Re: Advertising?
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Last time we had:

Quote:
games
cheap games
Alienware
Gaming
games forum
video games forum
xbox live forum
Michael Bentine's Potty Time
flounce
badger love
Excite Truck
mafia scum
up to jump
EvE drama
animal crossing guns
GX4000 Gaming Action
Hot Guinea Pig as Tank Action
Adword competition
PISSING INTO THE WIND

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BREXIT


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Don't think I won't do it.

And I'll remove the registration restrictions. For a week.

AND I'll allow guest posting.

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BORIS DID NOTHING WRONG


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' .... fan club'

replace the .... with Holly Willoughby, The Rock, Kat Dennings.. whatever


or 'free technical support' :)

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I'm going to do it!

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Won't Google reject most of them anyway for not being relevant? Although I suppose you could create a thread for each and link the ad to it :)

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Beex is relevant to everthing

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Except apparently wording good

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DAVID DAVIS IS OUR LEADER


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The schism should have been called BEEXIT.


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Something to do with election interference. Russia Trump bots

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Brilliant

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