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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:54 
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Re: cooking fires: buy one of these and put it somewhere you can get at it in a rush. An internet friend of mine fucked his hand right up after a pan caught fire and, in a panic, he picked it up and carried it outside.

Probably don't want to get that specific one if the reviews are anything to go by.

(Depending on the severity and the source of the pan fire, wetting a tea towel, ringing it out and smothering the flames with it can also work. )

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:21 
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Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:32 
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Just fry stuff in water. Healthier too!


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:05 
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One New Year's Eve we were in a remote hut so built a bonfire outside. A friend decided to take the opportunity do the demonstration about the dangers of oil and water he gives to his scouts, but doubled the proportions he normally uses. A heck of a fireburst came out of the tin can. It's always sobering to be reminded how bad these things are.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:07 
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And how awesome flamebursts are.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:13 
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TheVision wrote:
Yeah, there was a bit on the One show or something similar about fire blankets and they tested a load which were bought online. Most of them failed within seconds so definitely look for a good one.

Or just rely on takeaways and never actually cook anything.


This basically official Fire Service advice now - http://www.dsfire.gov.uk/YourSafety/Saf ... 5&T2ID=188


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:14 
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Well I need the poster for my kitchen.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:17 
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Actually, if it is 33% of all house fires, the government should subsidise Just Eat and the like, and save money in the long run.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 13:39 
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Maybe half the fire fighting gear on the engines and have a burger hatch instead.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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Fix it, @krazywookie!

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 14:24 
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Well I need the poster for my kitchen.


But then in the same poster they're telling you to get out and stay out.

So the answer is: stay out and on it all night, eating is for wimps.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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Sure, I'll fix it.

If you fix Sim Beex

Sim Beex isn't broken.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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Sim Beex isn't broken.

IN YO FIZZAZE

Maybe "drunk idiots remove themselves from the gene pool with fire" isn't broken either.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 15:56 
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How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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How about "drunk idiot removes family"?

Well that got real fast.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

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"Drunk idiot removes forum" has nearly happened before.

"Nearly"


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:22 
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I just closed it a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Nov 28, 2018 17:24 
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I don't think I've ever tried to cook anything when I've got home drunk.

It's either grab something while I'm out for the trek home or eat loads of crisps or whatever once I'm home.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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A medieval saga writer throwing some mad shade here.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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Well, it could’ve been “Grim..., the only mountain in Bedfordshire”

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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You're forgetting the monumental edifice that is Nadine Dorries' stupidity.

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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2018 13:26 
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Craster is full of pastries.


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 Post subject: Re: Real-life forumites
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Spot on

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Another year draws to a close without a Zardoz in the wild.

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Ha! That's me that is!

Also... I met her at Retro Revival this year. Very nice she was too!


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Does that mean that Malia's real name is Yarg?


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Doxxed again!


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A double spread in this week's 'New European':


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https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ ... ed_man_on/

I've linked this as it shows blood and it's a bit distressing in context.... but... MaliA's there! At 9/11 Ground Zero!


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A double spread in this week's 'New European':


I have a cult, awesome!!

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