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Cain slew Abel, Seth knew not why
For if the children of Israel were to multiply
Why must any of the children die?
So he asked the Lord
And the Lord said:

Man means nothing, he means less to me
Than the lowliest cactus flower
Or the humblest Yucca tree
He chases round this desert
'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be
That's why I love mankind

I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee
From the squalor and the filth and the misery
How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me
That's why I love mankind

The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree
The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV
They picked their four greatest priests
And they began to speak
They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world
Lord, no man is free
The temples that we built to you
Have tumbled into the sea
Lord, if you won't take care of us
Won't you please, please let us be?"
And the Lord said
And the Lord said

I burn down your cities-how blind you must be
I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we
You all must be crazy to put your faith in me
That's why I love mankind
You really need me
That's why I love mankind

Author:	Your Host [ Mon Aug 19, 2013 14:31 ]
Post subject:	Awesome Island S2: Task Eight
Eeeh-wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwEEEEELCOME TO SUDDEN DEATH! Live crowd goes insane From here on in, the teams are dissolved and the loser of each task has to leave the island. So, next task! We want you to rewrite a famous song! Here's TASKMASTER with the details: TASKMASTER wrote: Each player must change the words to a song to be about their time on Awesome Island S2. Writing the new words in a post is fine, but if you want to perform the song you can. The loser will be the song judged the worst by SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE AND CURRENT AWESOME ISLAND CHAMPION DavPaz. You have until 3pm on Wednesday. The game will end early if all players submit a song and DavPaz makes a choice. Make sense? Clear? Ready? Then GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Author:	DavPaz [ Mon Aug 19, 2013 17:08 ]
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Impress me, challengers.

Author:	Your Host [ Mon Aug 19, 2013 17:45 ]
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Let's have a quick interview with DavPaz while we wait for the entries! How did it feel when you won? How has the last year on Awesome Island been? What's the best thing you did on the island? Why the fuck would you ever leave the holodeck?

Author:	DavPaz [ Mon Aug 19, 2013 21:21 ]
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Your Host wrote: Let's have a quick interview with DavPaz while we wait for the entries! How did it feel when you won? How has the last year on Awesome Island been? What's the best thing you did on the island? Why the fuck would you ever leave the holodeck? Confusing Lonely Drink my own piss Batteries ran out

Author:	Trooper [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 16:22 ]
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Oppan Island Style Island Style I came on this gameshow, to win some fucking prizes But so far there's absolutely nothing that I can see with my eyeses Nothing in my inbox, and all i've had to do, is take some fucking photos Of some birds, leaves, cats and keys This is really shit It could be so much better really but this really is shit I could be doing something else entirely, this really is shit I'm serious, this is awful, whats the point, this is really shit Really shit, really really shit I'll carry on though, to try and win dough That's the goal right? I get money right? I'll carry on though, to try and win dough That's the goal! Is that the goal? Seriously, i'm gonna win lots of money no-no-no-no? Oppan Island Style Island Style Op op op op Oppan Island Style Island Style Op op op op Oppan Island Style Eh~ Sexy Davey Op op op op Oppan Island Style Eh~ Sexy Davey Op op op op Eh eh eh eh eh eh

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Author:	DavPaz [ Tue Aug 20, 2013 20:08 ]
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I strongly approve of the blatant flattery

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:00 ]
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Trooper - imitation is the most sincere form of flattery , Oppan Davpaz Style Davpaz Style I also came here to play a game, and get any prizes But the only one so far is to still be here and make all these noises Like sigga sima sona mona fona dona dunces Ziggy Zaggy biggy baggy Zardoz dama bunches This is just a copy I could have done more but instead i just copy So much copy that theres more to copy Copy copy copy copy copy, copy copy copy copy Its almost the chorus till then i'll just copy No one pays attention this far down or so they say I dont know ? Do do do do do do do doh ? If its nearly the chorus can i go ? I dont know ? Do do do do do do do doh ? Its almost here and then i'll go go-go-go-go ? Oppan Davpaz Style Davpaz Style Da Da Da Da Davpaz Davpaz Style Davpaz Style Da Da Da Da Davpaz Davpaz Style Eh~ Sexy Davey Da Da Da Da Davpaz Davpaz Style Eh~ Sexy Davey Da Da Da Da Da Da Paz Paz Paz Paz ...... Davpaz Style

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:02 ]
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A worthy and entertaining effort, but we all know where this is going...

Author:	Curiosity [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 9:48 ]
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A little less well known, but it seemed appropriate! Your Host's Song (That's why I love you schmucks) By Randy Newman Original video: Saturnalian slew Jasmine, Cras knew not why For if the ginger Love Bunnies were supposed to multiply Why must any of the teammates die? So he asked Your Host And Your Host said: Cras means nothing, he means less to me Than the lowliest coconut Or the humblest island tree He chases round Awesome Island 'Cause he thinks there's stuff for free. That's why I love you schmucks I recoil in horror from the Love Bunnies From their squalor and filth and their misery How we laugh up here in the holodeck at the songs you offer me That's why I love you schmucks Your Mum and the Love Bunnies were having a jamboree DavPaz and Grim... joined on satellite TV They picked their five greatest contestants And they began to speak They said, "Host, a plague is on the game Host, no man is free Whilst there remains amongst us A former Love Bunny Host, if you won't take care of him Would you do it for a fee?" And Your Host said And Your Host said I DQ all your photos-how blind you must be I take from you your teammates and you say how blessed are we You all must be crazy to put your faith in me That's why I love you schmucks You really need me That's why I love you schmucks. Original lyrics: ZOMG Spoiler! Click here to view! Cain slew Abel, Seth knew not why For if the children of Israel were to multiply Why must any of the children die? So he asked the Lord And the Lord said: Man means nothing, he means less to me Than the lowliest cactus flower Or the humblest Yucca tree He chases round this desert 'Cause he thinks that's where I'll be That's why I love mankind I recoil in horror from the foulness of thee From the squalor and the filth and the misery How we laugh up here in heaven at the prayers you offer me That's why I love mankind The Christians and the Jews were having a jamboree The Buddhists and the Hindus joined on satellite TV They picked their four greatest priests And they began to speak They said, "Lord, a plague is on the world Lord, no man is free The temples that we built to you Have tumbled into the sea Lord, if you won't take care of us Won't you please, please let us be?" And the Lord said And the Lord said I burn down your cities-how blind you must be I take from you your children and you say how blessed are we You all must be crazy to put your faith in me That's why I love mankind You really need me That's why I love mankind

Author:	GazChap [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:38 ]
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Regrettably, I volunteer myself for expulsion as I won't have the time to do this task.

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:39 ]
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GazChap wrote: Regrettably, I volunteer myself for expulsion as I won't have the time to do this task. Which song is that the lyrics to ? (theres still someone else who has not posted)

Author:	GazChap [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:54 ]
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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't do this task DavPaz, och aye der noo.

Author:	Satsuma [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:17 ]
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To the tune of Eminem's "My Name is". Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... [scratches] Saturnalian Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?) My name is... [scratches] Saturnalian Hi kids! Do you like PC’s? Wanna see me “stick” USB’s through each one of my knees? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Usurp Cras like an aggressive takeover bid? My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out whose Mum I want to impregnate And DavPaz said, "Saturnalian your team mates are all dead!" I don’t care ... cor that’s one giant head. Well since Task Two, I've felt like I'm somewhere new Cause this Island got me foraging around in my own poo Felt quite cross and ripped Zaphod’s clothes off And had a great nap together like Joey and Ross I lay down on the sand and got quite tanned Squeezing out my dogs anal gland (Saturnalian, wait a minute, that Trooper not your dog!) I don't give a f***, I’m talking to a palm tree log! Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... [scratches] Saturnalian Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?) My name is... [scratches] Saturnalian[/quote]

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 14:37 ]
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The game is joined.

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Author:	Satsuma [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:09 ]
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Cryptic. But who are the winners and losers (whilst acknowledging that we're all losers here)?

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:26 ]
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Has everyone posted? Am I choosing a winner or a loser or ranking people best to worse?

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:28 ]
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DavPaz wrote: Has everyone posted? Am I choosing a winner or a loser or ranking people best to worse? Quote: Each player must change the words to a song to be about their time on Awesome Island S2. Writing the new words in a post is fine, but if you want to perform the song you can. The loser will be the song judged the worst by SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE AND CURRENT AWESOME ISLAND CHAMPION DavPaz. You have until 3pm on Wednesday. The game will end early if all players submit a song and DavPaz makes a choice.

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:29 ]
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AFAIK everyone still in the game has posted , and 3pm on Wednesday has passed Current players : Trooper Me Curio Gazchap Saturnalian

Author:	Satsuma [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:34 ]
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Rank us, DavPaz, rank us.

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 15:37 ]
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Saturnalian wrote: Rank us me, DavPaz, rank us me like one of your French girls. FTFY

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 16:24 ]
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The winner : Saturnalian

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 16:25 ]
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Runner up: Curio

Author:	DavPaz [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 16:27 ]
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Bully's special prize : Zaphod

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 16:28 ]
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DavPaz wrote: Bully's special prize : Zaphod Is it this one : viewtopic.php?p=769504#p769504 ?

Author:	zaphod79 [ Wed Aug 21, 2013 16:31 ]
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zaphod79 wrote: DavPaz wrote: Bully's special prize : Zaphod Is it this one : viewtopic.php?p=769504#p769504 ? BTW I knew i'd seen it for Bullseye somewhere and googled "Bullseye special prize Amstrad" switched to images and there we were on the front page :-)