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I meant the cop has investigated you but not said what the result was. Because he won't believe my win condition is town and i must find the necromancer. or soemthing. So, if I die, you have to rely on the word of Grim... whose win condition is not town.

Edit, let alone 2 things?

The other cop. The one whose results are the wrong way around.

You are a loon, and if you do have a town win condition you'll stop muddying the waters by talking such utter nonsense like you have it on authority.
The cop died on night 1 she would not have received any results, certainly not 2 results.
Saturnalian was a dumb cop (and given his voting for me, I assume he investigated me and got "not town" back as the response)


Also also, Zaphod was a psychic, how many people can speak to the dead in this town? Fucking weirdos the lot of you.

Why I want to vote for malc74:

He was one of the last to vote for alarm when it was looking like the mafia don was going to be lynched.
He wants to kill me even though my win condition is town.

Saturnalian just said the other two investigations came back as "Not town" so, belieiving they were real, he voted along with them.

So:
Grim... - alignment neutral, roleplaying an idiot
kalmar - town
Malc - unknown
MaliA - awesome dashing hero of the town, underappreciated.
Slightly Green - lover town
Nickachu - town
Goddess Jasmine
SDG - unkonwn
Malc74 - wants me dead so clearly evil, was in with vioting for me last giht with Craster.
Bobbyaro - town

So:

Town win condition that I am sure of now:
Mali
Bobby
Kalmar
Slightly Green

Confident of:

Nikachu

Neutral win condition:
Grim...

Unknown

Malc74
malc
GJ
sdg


I think that is it.

So, for greatest chance of hitting a not town person, vote:

Malc74
malc
GJ
sdg

Neutral

Grim...

Town
Mali

Oh, and there is a serial killer about as well, as there are two kills a night. What is a serial killer's typical win condition?

Bloody Hell, okay...

1) Yup. I knew what he was, because he blundered into the dead thread shouting about it.
2) The first part is true, don't know about the second part.
3) This is true.
4) As is this.
5) And this - although Mali is saying it was Kalmar. Maybe she mentioned that, I'll have a check.
6) He certainly did.
7) Yup.

1) Yup.
2) Yup, no clue.
3) Indeed. He said I was "not town". Then we had to figure out if that was the proper answer, or the one he was given. Mali posted the opposite before we'd done that, however.
4) Yup, we can both communicate with the dead. I think we've proved beyond doubt that either Mali and I have some crazy death wish, or that's true.
5 - 7) Not sure what he was going there.
8) He did. I explained it in the dead thread.
9) True - however, he know I could write in it, as I had. I didn't miss that bit out on purpose, I just figured people would assume.
10) I do currently have "survive", but "switch sides" is a rather simplistic take on what I can do. I can't choose sides, for example.
11) I was rather annoyed he'd missed the important bits out, and rather annoyed that he'd told you at all - I'd rather people with guns stayed away from me (especially now they're not doing so well)
12) Yup. He said in the dead thread he was going to do this, and we should leave the "Grim... vs Mali" thing until tomorrow.

By "dead", I mean "in the dead thread".

So, me then - here's what I said to the departed people. I didn't really want people to know yet, because I wanted to help get rid of as many people that could kill me as possible first.

BIG FoS on bobby for this.

TFF would have investigated on the first night and got the result as investigate comes before a kill action, This has been confirmed by Grim... and Malia




Zaphod being a psychic gave him the ability to get some last min info from a dead person, NOT SEE THE DEAD THREAD, try reading the rules

Malia why have you got Bobby as definate Town? he seems very dodgy to me.

Having said all that even with all the bumbling and water muddying from Malia I am more inclined to remove Grim from the picture as he has had access to the dead thread the whole game and has not helped the town at all with information. [vote:Grim...]

It's not "survive", if that's what you're getting at.

There wasn't any!

No, it wasn't. Sorry about that. I genuinely couldn't remember.

Just seen your post, it went up as I was posting, [vote:unvote] fucking hell, I have no idea what the fucks going on now

So malia what makes you sure Bobby is town? he seems to have a strange way of looking at the game, I think he is scum

This was somewhat hampered by a big sign, er, on the inside of the graveyard, that said "Yo dead people, there are people in the game that can read this!" and might as well have continued on and said "so don't say anything!".

Saturnalian investigated bobby, kalmar, and grim..

Booby and kalmar came out NOT TOWN so he voted that way, believing it to be true.
Grim... came out TOWN

TFF, the correct cop, says her ionvestigation said TOWN but hasn't said who she investigated.

trooper said SG is good and I was an idiot.

Everyone said you were an idiot

Trooper is a wise hunky man.

Oki so bobby has either not been reading the rules thread and only skim reading the main thread or is half asleep

lol

Well if the ghost of TFF is still around, then the information she got would be kind of handy now, as Grim... and malia may both be gone by tomorrow.

On this, I asked the dead people but so far only Craster has said anything ("They're all mafia. Lynch them if they turn up") which isn't exactly useful

I still don't have a clue what is going on!

Blind Scum 3 Day 4

VOTE UPDATE

grim...: 1 (Malc)
malc74: 1 (MaliA)
malia: 3 (Grim..., Malc74, nickachu)

Not voted: 5 (kalmar, slightly green, goddess jasmine, sdg, bobbyaro)

With 10 players alive, 6 votes are required for a lynch, and 6 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/

I don't see why I'm an idiot. I've been trying to (a) stay alive and (b) help the town.

It is the "MaliA is a zombie! Kill him!" lunacy that has followed has muddied the waters. In fact, it is pretty much grim..'s and malc 74's contribution. I've provided information and analysis that has had mud thrown at it by the anti people elague, as I am a vanilla townie zombie with a win condition of town and i want the town to win. Malc74 and grim.. are not either of those things.

WTF, how could TFF have received any report if she was dead? (No game I have played in before gives the dead person the results of their investigation if they are killed that night - or so I believe)

This one does.

So why did you lie about it?

Well, we're not far from being the only other people contributing

Please show me when I've thrown mud at your information k thnx

1) I didn't lie. I said I was dead and and a man made me better. It was more an omission, rather than lying, because zombies = BAD PEOPLE in your world when my win condition has not changed.

"MaliA is evil and must die" is throwing mud at my super clever reasoning and deductive skills.

And, yes, it appears we are. Is there a correlation between post count and disappearing?

After three hours, eight posts and a page and a half of saying the smell had nothing to do with you, of course.


Dunno, but we can work it out.
http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/c ... iet.php?t=[INSERT THE DAY's TOPIC ID HERE]

And you jumped straight into voting for me when I mentioned it, and then off again when you realised how scummy you looked.

To be honest, I'm thinking less and less that you're a townie that we should be rid of and more and more that you're a baddy we should be rid of.

Best case scenario, you're a friendly zombie (really common, them).
Worst case scenario, you're an unfriendly zombie who is infecting other people and able to pm other members of your mafia team with info from the dead thread.

Why the fuck are you still alive?

Because I am town, the town know I am town and stuff. i voted for you as a comedy "yous aid I smell" thing. Yhen you psuhed with the zombie thing which I thought would be hazardous to my vanilla townie zombie health. generally, the bad guys know who isn't bad, so can do things like that, and that's how this sort of thing begins, doesn't it?

nothing jumps out at first glance.

I'm thinking that if you were town, you'd know that isn't how it worked.

Come on, other people!

I've no idea which of MaliA and Grim... is lying or if you're both basically good guys locked into a death-spiral of finger pointing.

For that reason I'll have to vote for someone else for now, sorry [vote:sdg]

Fuck me, you eat people

A rather helpful spirit has just pointed out that a certain dead psychic said "Would you like a drink to wash down some Morte or Davpaz?" when Mali appeared in the dead thread.

It appears I'm blind

I was talking about Mali there, in case anyone didn't guess.

There's a very fucking simple way to find out, and that involves voting for captain chomp.

The funny smell appeared in the town on day 3.
I became a zombie after someone tried to kill me, succeeded on night two, and i was resurrected by the necromancer on the same night.
People have been going missing since night one.
So, it isn't me disappearing people, it is zaphod being wrong.

The chances of a necromancer (who I now don't believe exists) managing to target someone on the night they die is minute, especially with that many people in the game.

I think you've been a zombie from day one, and have been slowly decomposing.

The cop who had it the wrong way got the result of TOWN for grim...
This emans Grim..'s win condition is not the town.
His win condition is to survive any way he can.
Grim.. can become invincible for an evening, but then his win condition changes to somehting else. We will know this as he won't speak the next day. So he could change to mafia, and not tell us, and then when it is all over he will laugh his big silly laugh at us as we all beleived he would help us.

My win condition is the town. Just like Slightly green's, bobby and kalmar's.

Helping Mali helps the town.
helping Grim helps grim...
helping sdg isn't as likely to help the town at all.

vote Malc74 to remove the mafia!

Which you felt the need to point out before he'd even said what the result was.


Not a secret.


No it's not. Do you even read other people's posts?


No I can't. Jesus Christ!


I won't speak again ever.


This is true, but fortunately there's not so many of them left now. Or, worryingly, I could change to you.


Is it arse.


Just repeating what a dead person says doesn't make you a good guy, you know.

MaliA appears to be this games Trooper for Grim... to bicker with

This is ace.

Can someone help me understand what official and theorised badguys are still on the radar, as looking at the rules isn't really enlightening me, what with all the zombies and necromancers and dead-thread-reading characters floating about in here.

Baddies are whoever is/are doing the shooting (two per night), and whoever is doing the disappearing (who is Mali).

Oh, and there might still be a cult.

And, of course, there might well be terrorists and werewolves and politicians and porn stars.

I'm not doing the disappearing.
We can get rid of a mafia tonight if you vote malc74.

Why don't you want to vote for someone who is more likely than not a mafia?