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 Post subject: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:29 
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* tense silence from the huge crowd *
Welcome to the Awesome Island GRAND FINAL!
* unbridled, last-day-on-Earth cheering and applause *
I'll be giving you the details of the final task...
* eight minute pause *
...after this break.


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:30 
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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:31 
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Okay, for the last time, over to TASKMASTER!
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Gilly and DavPaz have to PM Grim... ten choices, in the order they'd like them played, for paper, scissors, stone. The first player to three wins is the Awesome Island super-champion.

GO! GO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 0:33 
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THE CHOICES ARE IN!

ROUND 1: DavPaz chooses paper - Gilly chooses scissors. GILLY WINS! Score D0-G1.

More tomorrow ;)


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:12 
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WOOO! ROCK ON!


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:19 
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Cut to Talking Head shot.

DavPaz sits angled in the frame, talking to an off screen interviewer. We don't hear the question.

DavPaz - "When I heard the final task was Rock, Paper, Scissors I could've cried"

CUT TO SHOW OF DAVPAZ CRYING FROM THE AUDITIONS.

MONTAGE OF SHOTS FROM DAVPAZ'S CHILDHOOD WITH VOICE OVER

DavPaz (VO) - "My Uncle Jeff was a professional RPS'er from the old days. We used to spend hours in his shed, waving our hands around. But after that, he'd show me how to play Rock Paper Scissors. It didn't take long. After he was arrested, I never played again and promised my Nan I'd never speak of it.... Shit. I've buggered that up now. Sorry, Nan"

CUT TO TALKING HEAD

DAVPAZ FACEPALMS


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:32 
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ROUND 2: DavPaz chooses paper - Gilly chooses paper. DRAW! Score D0-G1.


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:46 
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ROUND 3: DavPaz chooses stone - Gilly chooses stone. DRAW! Score D0-G1.


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 13:12 
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The tension is palpable.

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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 13:15 
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ROUND 4: DavPaz chooses paper - Gilly chooses stone. DAVPAZ WINS! Score D1-G1.

Is it going to be a whitewash?


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 14:43 
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ROUND 5: DavPaz chooses stone - Gilly chooses paper. GILLY WINS! Score D1-G2.


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 14:53 
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Ooooooh!


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 15:35 
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ROUND 6: DavPaz chooses stone - Gilly chooses scissors. DAVPAZ WINS! Score D2-G2.

[edit]Ahem


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 15:36 
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Well done Mr Paz!

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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 15:36 
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WAIT!

There has been a stewards enquiry...

TASKMASTER wrote:
Please stand by while I totally change time *guitar riff*


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 15:39 
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So, it's two games all! The next person to win a game is the SUPER AWESOME CHAMPION!


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 16:00 
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I would've totally beaten Mr Dave by now.

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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 16:12 
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ROUND 7: DavPaz chooses scissors - Gilly chooses paper. DAVPAZ WINS! Score D3-G2.

DAVPAZ WINS! DAVPAZ WINS! DAVPAZ WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!

And I actually mean it this time!

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DavPaz wins.


See?


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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 16:13 
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Thanks all, hugs, kisses etc.

Discussion in the dead thread, ta.

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 Post subject: Re: THE FINAL TASK
PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 16:16 
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Woot?

WOOT!


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