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 Post subject: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 16:19 
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Heeeeeey Awesome Islanders!

I've just been told by the producers that there's still loads of you left, so there needs to be some more tasks!

Here's the latest one - over to TASKMASTER:
TASKMASTER wrote:
Each team has until 13:00 on Monday 23rd April to write a joke in this thread. The final joke from each team will be taken as "their" joke. The viewers will vote on their favorite joke. The winning team may choose a member of the opposing team to be evicted from the island. To joke can be presented in any form (ie. textual, a picture, a song, etc.).


Okay - get those gag books out and give us a laugh!

And... Goooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 18:36 
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What do you call a blind naked lady with no legs sitting on a newspaper?

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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:52 
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A duck walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. "That's amazing!" says the landlord of the pub "You're a duck!". The duck shrugs, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. The next day he comes back in and orders the same thing. "You're a talking duck!" says the Landlord. "Yes, yes, I'm working at the building site over the road" replies the duck.

This goes on for two weeks, every day at five past twelve the duck appears, has his lunch and leaves. At the ebginning of the third week, the circus comes to town. The Ringmaster is in the pub, chatting with the landlord, who was enver one for holding back. "There's an amazing talking duck comes in here every lunchtime" he says. The Ringmaster's eeys widen in amazement. "A talking duck? I'd earn millions from that, I must meet him!". The landlorrd says he'll sort it and the Ringmaster leaves.

At five past twelve, the duck apepars, orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The landlord says "The man that runs the circus that is in town wants to meet you". The duck looks puzzled. "Circus?" he says, warily. "Yes, says the landlord, THE circus". "Circus." Repeats the duck "Big tent, made of canvas?". "Yes!" shouts the landlord. The look of confusion deepens on the duck's face. "What the fudge do they want with a plasterer?"

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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:57 
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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a
Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an
Indian, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a Dane,
several Americans (including a Hawaiian
and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Slovak,
an Australian, an Egyptian, a New Zealander,
a Japanese, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Uzbek,
a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a
Malaysian, a Croatian, a Cypriot, a Pole,
a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a
Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a
Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech,
an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran,
a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Venezuelan, an
Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Israeli,
an Estonian, a Brazilian, a Liechtensteiner,
a Moldovan, a Syrian, an Aruban, a Mongolian,
a Portuguese, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Cook
Islander, a Norfolk Islander, a Haitian, a
Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Georgian, a Bahaman,
a Tajikistani, an Armenian, an Albanian, a
Samoan, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin
Islander, a Belarusian, a Canadian, a Cuban, an Azerbaijani,
a Romanian, a Chilean, a Kyrgyzstani, a
Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman,
an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Serb,
a Swiss, a Greek, a Bulgarian, a Belgian, a
Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and two
Africans walk into a fine restaurant.

"I'm sorry," says the maitre d', "but
you can't come in here without a Thai."

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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 13:01 
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Okay! Wait while we pick a winner!


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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 13:40 
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The talking duck has it!

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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 13:42 
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Master of dodgy spelling....

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Mr host Sir, who are left?

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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 13:44 
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Still on the Island for Unicorn Power are:
ApplePieOfDestiny
Bobbyaro
Curiosity
Goddess Jasmine
Slightly Green


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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:32 
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Sorry, forgot to eliminate Goddess Jasmine.


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 Post subject: Re: TASK FIVE
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2012 9:55 
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Okay, she'll go when Task Six is over.


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