Be Excellent To Each Other

Whilst i am not Lothario by any stretch of the imagination, when i was a younger (and fitter man) i found myself in a wonderful situation. I was living away from my parents for the first time, and was living in a rented house near Kingston Uni, being young free and single i enjoyed a active social life and since I was working full time for good monies I liked to splash out and act the 'city wanker' at times.

One evening i was lucky enough to have two very pretty friends (one of the girls was studying Sports science and i think the other was doing Journalism) over to my place, we were intending to go out but some wacky backy that I had soon put paid to that idea, we all chilled out and I put on some background music. As the evening progressed I was astounded to find these two lovely girls getting more amorous.

Being a young and very inexperienced lad I decided to turn it up a notch by adding candlelight into the mix, so after raiding all the tea candles and other candles under the kitchen sink the lights were dimmed and the room glowed beautifully. So picture the scene, the young hero is stretched out on the sofa with a beautiful lady curled up either side of him, he is kissing one whilst the other is nibbling his earlobe*. A strange warm sensation starts to spread up his leg which is hanging over the end of the sofa, which he puts to the back of his mind as he has much more pressing matters. His excitement is building, the idea of a threesome is whirling around in his head removing all other concerns. This is my main defence in the whole situation, what red blooded young male wouldn't feel the same.

A few minutes (may have been less), a few minutes of bliss, the moment was shattered, I jumped from the sofa, spilling one lady to the floor in the process, with a scream on my lips. I sounded like a five year old girl! But looking down the warn sensation had turned in to a raging torrent of agony, my leg had been suspended over a candle and was now on its way to cooked. I bolted for the shower and stood in the stream of water whimpering to myself.

Needless to say that spoiled the mood and both girls made excuses and left pretty soon after, to be fair to them they did want to take me to the hospital but i refused, so i spent a sad lonely embarrassed weekend on my own.

*What is up with that anyway? Just feels odd to me, not in the least sexual.

I don't think we have many people 'here', Grim... I know APoD says he won't be able to participate, and I GJ can't access anything. I'm trying to get people to post stories, so let's see if we get a few, but it will be impossible if nobody can get to a computer in the next 20 mins or so.

Okay, we'll play it by ear. You've got four so far, so that's fairly good going.

yeah, we'll try for 11

Also, we've got a while yet as they haven't decided who to get rid of yet.

Do I? Don't I go straight away?

no idea, but it would be odd if you left immediately, but then, who knows? I can't see it written anywhere.

Fine by me. Be sure to share that story though, SG. It's a corker.

Aye will do tbh am still shocked with myself for putting that on the interwebz

I know! sex, drugs and legs on fire... think green, eh?

Its the lack of sex that i still mourn

I have contacted The Vision and asked him to use his story as the true one.

Ok, we'll go with his true story and mine and yours false stories, curio.

You've not had sex since then? So sorry.

understandable, though.