Be Excellent To Each Other

do it I can't visualise, it, which is what I think made it seem you were lying to some of us. It was very close to between you and Trooper as to who was lying. Most people assumed Mali was talking rubbish, though.

plus ca change

I spent literally minutes constructing that tale, too. Pah!

For a start, you gave the girl a name, rather than 'this lass that really fancied me'. Dead give-away.

I once did a fashion show where I dressed up in World War 2 clothing to raise money for a local old peoples home charity.

The night involved me getting to the venue early (an old stately home) and then when the time came, me and a few others paraded down the cat walk in clothing from world war 2 whilst a Winston Churchill impersonator did a speech. The funny thing about the evening is that my head is so big the wardens helmet had to kind of sit on top of my head making me look quite stupid. When it came time to dress as a spiv, there was no chance the hat would fit so it kind of rested on the back of my head. Also, one of the old blokes there shouted "get your hair cut" while I was doing the modelling.
One of my friends who is quite large couldn’t get any clothes to fit so he operated the spot light.

Whilst I was there, I met a local news reader and met the gentleman who used to be the puppeteer for Sweep in the Sooty and Sweep show.

I was once carrying a huge catering tub of mayonnaise. They are huge round white tubs, a bit like plastic paint pots, about 14" across, and have a handle on top.

As I was struggling to carry it, the handle 'unclipped' from the side of the tub, and as I made a grab for the falling tub, it landed on it's side and the lid sprang off and mayonnaise went EVERYWHERE, covering everyone to my left hand side to a height of about a foot, including the shins and shoes of Ainslie Harriot.

It wasn't taken badly, and though it caused a massive inconvenience, it was clearly an accident and nothing bad would come of it as long as I cleaned it up quickly. Whilst I was doing that, however, I put the heel of my shoe down at an awkward angle and my leg slipped out, forwards, and knocked a catering trolley that loads of small little bowls of spices, etc, in them, which then filled the air, went absolutely everywhere and had my eyes streaming whilst I continued to try and clean things up and make things 'right'.

I once spilled a glass of red wine over Oz Clarke

Where were you, what age were you, what was the reason that you were both in the same room?

Malc

Mimi, where were you taking the Mayo?

TheVision, how many other models were there?

Curio, since when did you drink red wine?

I was at the Decanter Fine Wine Encounter, I was 30 (or 29, subs please check), and we were in the same room at the Landmark Hotel in London for a wine tasting.

Mali - My favourite wines in the world are red wines, but only ludicrously expensive ones. Also, it wasn't my glass.

6 models in total.

Praisebot! Name that local newsreader

To the prep area (a bit like an off-stage area), to be put into a prop jar and little bowls ready for use.

Joanne Malin.

As team leader, it falls to me to name our truthteller.

The name of the person we believe to be telling the truth is...

CURIOSITY.

Okay, Unicorn Power, what's the answer?

The suspense is killing me!

Ahh crap, you sure thats your answer?

Well since i seem to be the only Unicorn here, i get to tell you that

TheVision was our truth teller, and Mimi and Curio are big fat liars.

Troopers whitewash has been cancelled it seems.

Balls

Going out in a blaze of glory! I thank you. X

I'll settle for an off-whitewash. A creamwash maybe.

I do go to the Decanter wine thingy, but have never met Oz Clarke, nor spilled wine on him (or anyone) there.

Can we say goodbye to Trooper, please?

He can take his creamwash with him.

That's the end of Trooper and TheVision!

Good lying, everyone!