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Mr Dave · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2012 19:01

Bobbyaro wrote:

boo urns! Gilly's wasn't even a gurn, she used her hands! Thanks Grim... good fun

You just looked like you. But more asleep.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Goodness me. Begun and aplomb do NOT rhyme.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Yes. Because that's what's going to lose him this round

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

What do you mean, Craster?

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I mean more that, rhyming issues aside, it's just a really shit poem.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 12:58

Indeed, to mention nothing of "forget " being in the wrong tense.

Even if Gilly doesn't submit anything, she might beat him.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Apologies for the below bad poetry but for some reason it started bouncing around my head so i thought i may as well post it....

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Unable to travel by land,
we board boat and sea,
arriving at the island,
an island Awesome and free.

Greeted by a man so Grim...
given tasks to do,
in the clear waters we swim,
focusing on opponents to subdue.

Unicorns were on a roll,
we thought little of our foe,
until i fell into the hole,
and was brought good and low.

ps I failed English badly, hence the lack of skill, hence the awful poetry

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2012 23:50

Ack, dear, they're all bad. Can they all lose now?

(I think myp takes the prize for the worst of a shit bunch though)

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I liked Davapz's and Gilly's! Not sure Gilly's was quite on topic, mind. Myp's is definitely the shittest.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 9:28

I think they should all get eaten by a polar bear.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 10:00

MaliA wrote:

I think they should all get eaten by a polar bear.

* insert pic of bear*

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 10:39

Craster wrote:

I liked Davapz's and Gilly's! Not sure Gilly's was quite on topic, mind. Myp's is definitely the shittest.

Yeah, I've never really got poetry.

myp · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 11:30

Two task 7s and now the final is MYP v GILLY? You've lost the plot, Grim...

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 11:32

FUCK OFF

Grim... · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 11:33

The reason for that is because I wanted you to win! It would have been hilarious if you'd done nothing during the team rounds and then gone on to be the super-champion. That's why I had Mr Dave judge the poems, as I couldn't trust myself to be impartial!

myp · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 11:34

Grim... wrote:

The reason for that is because I wanted you to win! It would have been hilarious if you'd done nothing during the team rounds and then gone on to be the super-champion. That's why I had Mr Dave judge the poems, as I couldn't trust myself to be impartial!

I thought Dave would have been of the same opinion. Shame he doesn't like non-rhyming limericks.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 12:05

If I was in the final I would pick stone ten times.

Nothing beats stone.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 12:31

myp wrote:

Grim... wrote:

The reason for that is because I wanted you to win! It would have been hilarious if you'd done nothing during the team rounds and then gone on to be the super-champion. That's why I had Mr Dave judge the poems, as I couldn't trust myself to be impartial!

I thought Dave would have been of the same opinion. Shame he doesn't like non-rhyming limericks.

Sorry.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 12:31

Curiosity wrote:

If I was in the final I would pick stone ten times.

Nothing beats stone.

You'd beat me every time.

I always pick scissors.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Good old rock.
http://wordpress.morningside.edu/cdl001 ... dSpock.jpg

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 13:29

PEN MISSILE!

TheVision · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2012 13:30

Hats off to you Grim... This has been most amusing (and probably the first mafia game I've understood)

myp · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 11:48

Low-scoring games are exciting!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

If this was "Deal or No Deal" we would be talking about how good DavPaz's tactics are, and how well he is playing the game.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 12:18

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

TheVision wrote:

Hats off to you Grim... This has been most amusing (and probably the first mafia game I've understood)

That's because it's a series of Survivor.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 14:46

And by always choosing scissors, I would have won by now we're I against the Gilly.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 14:57

You count to three funny.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 15:00

Grim... wrote:

You count to three funny.

Gilly has picked paper 3 times.

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 15:41

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 15:45

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 15:48

I'd have beaten DavPaz already.

*waits for time to totally change again*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Congrats, DavPaz!!

myp · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:23

I'm pleased with the bottom step of the podium. *sprays champagne*

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Phew.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:34

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd have beaten DavPaz already.

*waits for time to totally change again*

And Gilly. I'm awesome at this.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Sorry for not doing the song task. I didn't even listen to the Mp3.

myp · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:35

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd have beaten DavPaz already.

*waits for time to totally change again*

And Gilly. I'm awesome at this.

I'd have beaten you, as I always choose whatever beats whatever you choose.

Mr Dave · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:39

myp wrote:

Mr Dave wrote:

I'd have beaten DavPaz already.

*waits for time to totally change again*

And Gilly. I'm awesome at this.

I'd have beaten you, as I always choose whatever beats whatever you choose.

Well, given you now know to always choose rock, I'd imagine you would win.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:41

That was brilliant Grim... thank you. I just wish the video task had been over a weekend like the photography one to give me more time to get it done.

Kern · **Posted:** Thu May 03, 2012 16:41

Great game Grim...

Congrats to DavPaz and Gilly. Now, where's the pic of Kovacs dressed as a ladybird?

Joans · **Joined:** 31st Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 8648

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

That was brilliant Grim... thank you. I just wish the video task had been over a weekend like the photography one to give me more time to rope Joans into looking stupid again.

FTFY

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

Congrats Davpaz / Commiserations Gilly - and Grim... i'd have left Davpaz in the non-dead zone by himself since that's what he actually won :-)

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 8:46

Thank you Your Host, whomever you might be.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

MaliA wrote:

Thank you Your Host, whomever you might be.

That's a good point, we never found out who the mysterious host was!
Maybe we never will...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

It was MEEEE!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

LOL, JK.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri May 04, 2012 9:35

Trooper wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Thank you Your Host, whomever you might be.

That's a good point, we never found out who the mysterious host was!
Maybe we never will...

It was CUS

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Is it Dimrill?

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