Welcome to Awesome Island!

Your Host · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2012 **Posts:** 88

Hello, and welcome to Awesome Island!

I am Your Host, and it's my pleasure to welcome you to the most awesome place that exists!

That's right, Awesome Island is the place where all your dreams can come true! Want a high-proof Mojito with extra mint? It's yours. Want Smash Mouth to play an acoustic version of Rockstar just for you? It's done. Want to take one of our Willoughby clones up to your penthouse suite? Why bother? Holodeck, motherfucker!

Yes, it's great here, pretty much perfect.

BUT! Only one of you can stay for good.

As you know, you were put in two teams when you rode in on your Nyan Cats, and you'll need to work together to complete the tasks set for you. The team that wins the daily task will be able to nominate someone from the losing team to leave Awesome Island forever

When there are five of you left, the teams will be dissolved and you'll fight against each other in the super-exciting SUDDEN DEATH MODE!

So kick back and enjoy everything the island has to offer - we're still waiting for one person who is coming by boat (who's allergic to cats? Wierd). But remember! The tasks may be set at any time, so don't relax too much!

So, on Team Unicorn Power, lead by Mimi, are:
ApplePieOfDestiny
Bobbyaro
Curiosity
Goddess Jasmine
Mr Russell
Slightly Green
TheVision

And on the Barcode Bottler's team, lead by DavPaz, are:
Gilly
KovacsC
Malc
MaliA
myp
nickachu
Trooper

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:40

Wow a super awesome Island...

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Excellent. I would like a coconut bra, hula skirt and a cocktail that tastes of rainbows. Also I would like Sir David Attenborough to fly out here to tell me all about those giant sea turtles over there, please.

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:42

I would like John Coffey to come back to the forum :DD

Kidding.

I would like the best pizza ever and fantastic real beer to wash it down with.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

I would like advance warning of when the first task will happen, and what it is...

Your Host · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2012 **Posts:** 88

It's a crossword, and it's pretty much now!

Your Host · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2012 **Posts:** 88

And heeeeey, I've just realised that no-one knows who the teams are!

So, on Team Unicorn Power, lead by Mimi, are:
ApplePieOfDestiny
Bobbyaro
Curiosity
Goddess Jasmine
Mr Russell
Slightly Green
TheVision

And on the Barcode Bottler's team, lead by DavPaz, are:
Gilly
KovacsC
Malc
MaliA
myp
nickachu
Trooper

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 13:34

While I'm on Awesome Island, I would like to take Olivia Wilde out for dinner take Olivia Wilde to my penthouse suite for room service and champagne in the hot tub on the balcony private roof terrace.

Your Host · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2012 **Posts:** 88

Do you want her in a Doctor's coat or her Tron uniform?

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Who is she?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 13:44

I had to google her.. 13 from House

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 13:45

Sexy dress and heels. *faints*

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 13:47

Gilly wrote:

Sexy dress and heels. *faints*

Why thank you, I like to make the effort.

sdg · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 13:55

Mimi wrote:

Who is she?

I've loved her since I first saw her in the OC, as Marissa's girlfriend. She looks incredible in In Time as well. She's amazing. I must try and remember to become filthy rich so as I can engineer a situation where I can meet her, seduce her, and let her fall madly in love me.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Ooh, ok, yep I've seen House. She's pretty (perhaps too perfect to be real, though)

Curiosity · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 14:45

Gilly is welcome to Olivia, but she's been with us in Team Unicorn Power, providing 'entertainment' while you did the task...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Wilde clones for all!

Olivia for the Barcodes, Oscar for the Unicorns!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

We would like to thank the academy, our mums (especially Curio's

), google, wikipedia, the forum search and our boundless knowledge for our win on task one.

I have a feeling this is going to be a whitewash...

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 14:52

Racist.

MaliA · **Posted:** Wed Apr 18, 2012 14:53

I'm calling the internet police.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Trooper wrote:

We would like to thank the academy, our mums (especially Curio's

), google, wikipedia, the forum search and our boundless knowledge for our win on task one.

I have a feeling this is going to be a whitewash...

Blimey!! Just being on his team has made your head bigger

Malc · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 8:34

I suppose I should say something in here!

Hello Everyone!

Malc

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:04

Change of plan, can Olivia arrive driving that motorbike.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

This place hadn't been awesome so far

I've received nothing I was hoping for. A nice cup of tea and a Cadbury Twirl would be ok for starters. And a tshirt with a manatee on it.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Mimi wrote:

This place hadn't been awesome so far

I've received nothing I was hoping for. A nice cup of tea and a Cadbury Twirl would be ok for starters. And a tshirt with a manatee on it.

There's a special delivery video of monkeys for you in B&B.

Your Host · **Joined:** 17th Apr, 2012 **Posts:** 88

What the... Who are you?

SECURITY!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

This island gets less awesome by the second.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

Craster wrote:

Mimi wrote:

This place hadn't been awesome so far

I've received nothing I was hoping for. A nice cup of tea and a Cadbury Twirl would be ok for starters. And a tshirt with a manatee on it.

There's a special delivery video of monkeys for you in B&B.

Oooh, thank you sweetpea xxx

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 14:29

I wonder what the viewing figures are so far. I do hope we've been entertaining.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 14:32

I'd like a cocktail please!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

Give the rest back when you are done.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 14:41

There's no umbrella!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

I'd like 2 hours of peace and quiet.

And a view of what Gilly's doing to Olivia Wilde.

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 15:35

DavPaz wrote:

I'd like 2 hours of peace and quiet.

And a view of what Gilly's doing to Olivia Wilde.

Making her a delicious meal, drinking lovely wine and wooing her by candlelight?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

Gilly wrote:

wooing her by candlelight?

Is that what you call it.

MaliA · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 15:36

Mu first thought was "how to rewire a plug"

sdg · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2012 15:38

Trooper wrote:

Gilly wrote:

wooing her by candlelight?

Is that what you call it.

Yeah I think I play too much Sims.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

Trooper wrote:

I have a feeling this is going to be a whitewash...

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 13:19

Au revoir Malc

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2012 13:26

Whoo!

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Woot!

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

This island is getting more and more awesome, another Margarita please barman!

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Before i get evicted I would like to make one request of Awesome Island, can i have a hole set as a defined unit of measurement pretty please? If so then my answer for task 7 is spot on as it is now possible for half a hole to be dug.

If not then I mourn for your show as the Island name is going to have to be changed if I leave. I am the only Level 6 Laser Lotus on the island, how can it be Awesome without a member of the Buddhist church?!?!

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Slightly Green wrote:

how can it be Awesome without a member of the Buddhist church?!?!

Wholly.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Reading through the Unicorn Power threads has made me realise that you took it a lot more seriously than we did.

I didn't even know Myp was on my team

Grim... · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 16:03

Neither did Myp, I've just found out

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25594

How could you not know he was on your team? The Host posted a list of team members every time you had to evict someone.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

myp · **Posted:** Thu Apr 26, 2012 16:56

I only found out the game had actually started when Grim... sent me a PM saying I'd made it to the final 5. :DD

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