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Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22276

I hope this doesn't last all weekend, but I suspect it will get down to two people with two votes each, and crippling indecision from the last person...

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Every post SG makes has an 'I'll post more later' prefix. The scoundrel!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Sep 16, 2011 17:30

I can see a consensus being reached, eventually, and then the night actions that will potentially decide the winner.

There's actually potential for a draw, but it's pretty unlikely.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Malc's laying it on far too thick with his "Romulan's aren't a threat, the borg will doom us all" shtick.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Specially since he's a Borg.... OR IS HE?

myp · **Posted:** Sat Sep 17, 2011 0:02

DavPaz wrote:

Specially since he's a Borg.... OR IS HE?

Does this not count as the internet then?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:15

Joans is the queen, Malc is his drone. Am I close?

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:45

Bobby seems to have overlooked the fact that Pete could have been assimilated last night, so who he voted for previously would be immaterial.

OR HAS HE?!?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:50

If you throw enough stupid guesses at the wall, one should be right eventually, myp.

Still waiting, mind...

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 10:51

Curiosity wrote:

If you throw enough stupid guesses at the wall, one should be right eventually, myp.

Still waiting, mind...

Hey, that was my first stupid guess of the whole game. I knew Russ was a baddie, though. Felt it in my bones.

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

myp it wrote:

Joans is the queen, Malc is his drone. Am I close?

No

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

myp it wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

If you throw enough stupid guesses at the wall, one should be right eventually, myp.

Still waiting, mind...

Hey, that was my first stupid guess of the whole game. I knew Russ was a baddie, though. Felt it in my bones.

No you didn't. You're just a dick.

myp · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 13:02

IN MY BONES.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

I heard you like feeling bones.

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

I can only presume there are 2 romulans and 2 borg left, with both sides waiting for the last crewman to cast the final vote to decide who wins.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

That makes Joans and Slightly Green Borg IMO.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Mr Russell wrote:

That makes Joans and Slightly Green Borg IMO.

Thanks for that. I now know who everyone is.

(you're wrong by the way)

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

DavPaz wrote:

Mr Russell wrote:

That makes Joans and Slightly Green Borg IMO.

Thanks for that. I now know who everyone is.

(you're wrong by the way)

As a Romulan I know who my team are, but I don't know if they've been Borgified.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Bobby, just vote FFS!

gospvg · **Joined:** 7th Nov, 2008 **Posts:** 2306

Has the game died - day is going really really slowly

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 17:21

There's only 5 of 'em left. SG and NP are nto around much during the day, leaving it as Malc, Bobby and Joans to discuss during the day.

Malc and Joans have made their cases and voted... just remains for Bobby to decide which way his vote will go.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

gospvg wrote:

Has the game died - day is going really really slowly

The day phases are the only outlet the good teams have - from whats left there is probably only one (Riker) or two left on the good side everyone else is borg or Romulan and they probably know who is who

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Craster wrote:

Bobby, just vote FFS!

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Bobbyaro wrote:

Why do I get the feeling it is just you and I playing this Joans? Where are these malfunctioning airlocks when you need them?

Craster wrote:

Bobby, just vote FFS!

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 19:23

Can someone page him?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 20:23

I bet he knows we're all screaming at him in here.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

Its done

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

That's not the end of it though.

NervousPete · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 21:37

*Soft tinkling yet subtly menacing piano music, one note after another in an ascending scale until, suddenly, it begins again from the bottom, ever repeating... A man with a pointy ears stands atop an ascending escalator, suspended in the cosmos. He arrives at the waiting room, where he takes a ticket and joins the queue for his wings. A large crowd of glaring Federation members await him.*

Hello everyone, it is I, the Romulan Leader. Sorry about all the murder. It seemed like a good idea at the time. I do hope you won't hold it against me. I'm just glad to be back amongst the living... well, the soulful. It began to get awfully creepy being surrounded by dead-eyed Borg posing as humans. It was almost a relief when that thundering clot Bobbyaro voted me dead. Good job I jury rigged the coffee machine to self destruct, thus immolating myself in scolding hot Americano before I had the indignity of being lynched. Yes, I agree there's a better way of killing oneself with vapourisation and all that, but paranoia does funny things to the mind.

So... where do I get assigned to?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Mon Sep 19, 2011 21:44

So... it's still not over...

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

Curiosity wrote:

So... it's still not over...

My guess at the moment : 4 players left

1 romulan
2 borg
1 riker

Riker cannot be captured by the borg , the romulan can kill someone - the borg can borgify the remaining romulan.

The borgify comes first in the order of stuff

** more stuff to be added as i work through it **

1:
The Borg hit Riker (joans?) - no recruit
The Romulan hits the queen

Leaves 1 players one of each side left (if riker then sides with the romulan then the borg goes out and the romulan kills riker the next night romulans win / if riker sides with the borg then the romulan goes out and its a draw human / borg )

2 :
The borg hit riker - no recruit
The romulan hits the drone
Leaves 1 players one of each side left (if riker then sides with the romulan then the borg goes out and the romulan kills riker the next night romulans win / if riker sides with the borg then the romulan goes out and its a draw human / borg , however since the queen can recruit the romulan it would make sence for them not to vote and recruit the romulan next night - and if the romulan kills riker = borg win , if the romulan kills the borg queen = borg win as they could kill riker the next night)

3:
The borg hit the remaining romulan - recruit
The romulan hits anyone - it doesnt matter - borg win

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Wow, surely it'll be over by morning? Can the game even function if there are only 3 players left?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:38

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

Wow, surely it'll be over by morning? Can the game even function if there are only 3 players left?

Yep.

They just have to be very careful!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

Would that make it the lowest number of players left in a running game ever?

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:49

I think it's happened before.

We've definitely had a tie before, as I was one of the two people left alive.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

Curiosity wrote:

I think it's happened before.

We've definitely had a tie before, as I was one of the two people left alive.

viewtopic.php?p=52417#p52417

Quote:

Convinced that he is the remaining bad guy, Curiosity and KevR turn on Runcle. They tackle him to the ground, and a struggle ensues. Runcles tries to grope inside his jacket, scrabbling for his gun, but it's no good. KevR pins his arms down while Curiosity grabs a spade and beats Runcle to death.

From his dying actions, it becomes clear what side he was on:

Runcle was a Mafia Goon.

Blood-spattered and exhausted, not just from today but the events of the week, Curio and Kev look at each other. A tense moment ensues and suddenly they both burst out laughing. With the last mafia man dead, neither of them can win.

KevR reveals that he is a Vanilla Townie, and Curiosity admits that he was once a Bulletproof Townie but is now a Cult Convert. With a pub full of booze and no need to pay for it, they head off for a drink, and resolve to leave town together the next day. The game ends as a Town/Cult stalemate.

Congrats to all who played. This thread is now unlocked for chat. Notable mentions and awards shortly.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 11:59

Who the heck was KevR?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:05

Which wanker wrote that bollocks?

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Also... viewtopic.php?p=376655#p376655

LaceSensor wrote:

DazPaz, a man on the edge with no sanity left, engages Zaphod79 in heated debate.
Pulling a pistol salvaged from the APC he holds zaphod at gunpoint.

'Your going for the uplink not me!' He cries.
At that moment an Alien warrior busrts in and annihilates both of our remaining DACS

The Aliens, under lone warrior Joans, win!

Zaphod and Davpaz are dummest od DACS! D'oh...

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14490

Curiosity wrote:

Who the heck was KevR?

Seems to have left a few years ago after some disagreements over some heated discussions :-(

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=69

myp it wrote:

Which wanker wrote that bollocks?

I wouldnt know they have been "Deletedbyrequest" :-)

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

zaphod79 wrote:

Curiosity wrote:

Who the heck was KevR?

Seems to have left a few years ago after some disagreements over some heated discussions :-(

CHRISTOPHER!

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 12:39

Damn that lawyer!

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

myp it wrote:

Which wanker wrote that bollocks?

That's so funny, I didn't bother clicking on the link and assumed based on this comment that it was you that had written it.

I'd forgotten I hosted a game once. Awesome.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 13:27

Given how near the end we are, and how short I made the night phase, I'm gonna extend it to try and make sure we get all the actions in.

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 13:30

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

myp it wrote:

Which wanker wrote that bollocks?

That's so funny, I didn't bother clicking on the link and assumed based on this comment that it was you that had written it.

I'd forgotten I hosted a game once. Awesome.

I hadn't clicked on it either and I thought I had written it as well. :facepalm:

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

You peon. Ironically I thought it was really well-written

myp · **Posted:** Tue Sep 20, 2011 13:36

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

You peon. Ironically I thought it was really well-written

Yeah, that's the main reason I thought it was me.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38467

Curiosity wrote:

Given how near the end we are, and how short I made the night phase, I'm gonna extend it to try and make sure we get all the actions in.

Lots of team discussion going on is there?

ElephantBanjoGnome · **Joined:** 22nd Dec, 2010 **Posts:** 8175

myp it wrote:

Yeah, that's the main reason I thought it was me.

By the power of Greyskull (Grim...), my previous posts have now been magically re-integrated with my current account. Huzzah! :DD

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12244

ElephantBanjoGnome wrote:

myp it wrote:

Yeah, that's the main reason I thought it was me.

By the power of Greyskull (Grim...), my previous posts have now been magically re-integrated with my current account. Huzzah! :DD

Well now all those RemovedbyRequest jokes make NO SENSE. You massive stinky twat.

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