Be Excellent To Each Other

[vote:Joans]

Fight the power.

Anyone mentioning songs by Alanis Morissette has no place in this party, sir.

Very well,

[vote: joans]

Although t'll make little difference.

But more often, by day 3, dead people are silently screaming about "why on earth haven't they lynched x yet, he's blatantly got evil written all over him".

@Curio - not you.

And they're wrong.

Good. For a moment I thought you'd confused Alanis with Public Enemy.

Except when they're right!

Public Enemy are always right.

Yes, but at least they actually say something beyond "Oh, I'm too busy to participate" while the people who actually try and keep things moving have been removed from proceedings.

And also the people saying that are commonly wrong anyway, and regardless have a better source of information.

Hmm. Ok, Dave. Your dispatch box speech has me convinced. For future reference it was the gratuitous insults that swung me.

[vote:Malc]

Why me?

Malc

Actually, I think that saving Mr Dave may be a good thing and time shows that it may be a pressing matter.

I'm going to change my vote. Runcle has clearly lobbied to save his own neck, whereas there has been none whatsoever from Joans.

[vote:Joans]

Very well. Once more down the garden path, dear friends.

[vote: Joans]

Hear, hear, hence me voting for Malc.

Oh, I see. We're voting Joans, are we, whips? [vote: Joans]

I see what you did there.

Malc

Joans is an acceptable Third Way.
[vote:Joans]

I'm happy to vote for joans.

[vote: joans]

Well, I'm nothing if not easily-led.
[vote:Joans]

Oh, that's it!

FINAL VOTE UPDATE

mr dave: 2 (Morte, Malc)
runcle: 3 (The Rev Owen, Mr Dom, zaphod79)
joans: 8 (Curiosity, Mr Dave, myp, Grim..., Runcle, Mr Chris, Plissken, kalmar)

Not voted: 2 (joans, superdupergill)

Well, it looks like the stats on http://theyworkforyou.com finally caught up with Joans. With a miserable showing at commons debates of just 26%, clearly the party felt that he was an embarrassment and for the good of all, he had to go. Joans was a Party Faithful.

All inter-session actions to me by midday Thursday, please. The next session will begin then or when I have all inter-session actions, whichever is sooner.