Awesome Scum Day 1

Grim... · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 14:58

Read the rules, and get going.

[playerlist]
Cras
Saturnalian
sdg
Trooper
Curiosity
ApplePieOfDestiny
Mimi
GazChap
MaliA
Goddess Jasmine
British Nervoso
Zeppo
[/playerlist]

This day will end on Monday at 4pm. Voting won't be counted until 24 hours from now (votes up until that point will count at that time).

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

YEAH!

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

I'M POSTING IN A THREAD!

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:08

Hello bitches!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:13

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Grim's a cunt.

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:17

Trooper wrote:

Whatcha dancing to this crap for, let's put something good on! *hipbumps jukebox* Yeah, that's more like it! Now this is cool!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Curiosity wrote:

Fly my pretty!

Seems I've managed to pick up a boatload of terribly strange folks here.

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:21

So, are there any lovely ladies in the house?

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Hello. Have I won?

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:28

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

I can tell you who my dream girl is...45-22-34... with her own Harley.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

sdg wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

I can tell you who my dream girl is...45-22-34... with her own Harley.

Heyyyy...

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:31

Mimi wrote:

sdg wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

I can tell you who my dream girl is...45-22-34... with her own Harley.

Heyyyy...

Heyyyyyyy *thumbs up*

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I'm not convinced googling quotes technically, within the definition of the law, counts as roleplaying, Dr APoD. But that's just me being picky. I like being picky.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Hey, Fonz, do you have burgers over there? Big, juicy quarter pounder burgers? Any idea what they might call a quarter Pounder With Cheese in France?

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:34

Cras wrote:

I'm not convinced googling quotes technically, within the definition of the law, counts as roleplaying, Dr APoD. But that's just me being picky. I like being picky.

Lighten up man, don't be a nerd!

ApplePieOfDestiny · **Joined:** 17th Dec, 2008 **Posts:** 8293

Cras wrote:

I'm not convinced googling quotes technically, within the definition of the law, counts as roleplaying, Dr APoD. But that's just me being picky. I like being picky.

You appear to have mistaken your own position of giving a crap with a situation where I too give a crap. I don't give a crap about the rules, I don't give a crap about your mother, and I sure as crap don't give a crap about your pretty (yet permanently confused) face.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

ZIP UP.

Or whatever the British equivalent is.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 15:56

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Cras wrote:

I'm not convinced googling quotes technically, within the definition of the law, counts as roleplaying, Dr APoD. But that's just me being picky. I like being picky.

You appear to have mistaken your own position of giving a crap with a situation where I too give a crap. I don't give a crap about the rules, I don't give a crap about your mother, and I sure as crap don't give a crap about your pretty (yet permanently confused) face.

Who in the blue hell are you?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Does anyone have a gorram clue as to what the hell is going on, coz I sure as sure would like to know.

sdg · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 17:03

I don't know who anyone here is except for the good Doctor over there, but I sure would like to know if there are pretty ladies who fancy a ride on my motorbike.

MaliA · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 17:17

sdg wrote:

ApplePieOfDestiny wrote:

Relationships don’t work the way they do on television and in the movies: Will they, won’t they, and then they finally do and they’re happy forever — gimme a break. Nine out of ten of them end because they weren’t right for each other to begin with, and half the ones that get married get divorced, anyway. And I’m telling you right now, through all this stuff, I have not become a cynic, I haven’t. Yes, I do happen to believe that love is mainly about pushing chocolate-covered candies and, you know, in some cultures, a chicken. You can call me a sucker, I don’t care, ’cause I do…believe in it. Bottom line…is the couples that are truly right for each other wade through the same crap as everybody else, but, the big difference is, they don’t let it take ‘em down.

I can tell you who my dream girl is...45-22-34... with her own Harley.

Jordan, then.

GazChap · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 17:25

Love. Hate. Fuck.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 19:22

Where've you got that tattooed?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Oooh, a button. Shiny.

<presses button>

[vote: Curiosity]

Huh?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 21:56

Button? How retro. Try voice activation, much more data communicated in a minimal amount of time. Far more effective.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Fri Apr 11, 2014 22:13

Trooper wrote:

Oooh, a button. Shiny.

<presses button>

[vote: Curiosity]

Huh?

Oh, you've got a button? Well done. Do you know what Curiosity is going to do with that button?

He's going to take that button, dust it off, shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and RAM IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

Curio, your mouth is talking, you should look to that.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Trooper wrote:

Curio, your mouth is talking, you should look to that.

Bitch, be cool.

We all cool? I'm cool, are you cool?

myp · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2014 13:29

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22266

I've thrown my gorram hat into this ring, am I the only one? Don't seem right somehow, seems should be more folks doing things and speaking words.

sdg · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2014 14:33

Trooper wrote:

I've thrown my gorram hat into this ring, am I the only one? Don't seem right somehow, seems should be more folks doing things and speaking words.

Hey, I've been here ages talking to everyone. Monday, Tuesday, happy days.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Sorry, I've been busy. We had to clean up after an 'incident'.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2014 17:57

Mimi wrote:

Sorry, I've been busy. We had to clean up after an 'incident'.

[Vote:Mimi]

This and you sounding like a reservoir dog makes you as scummy as scum to me.

The world has enough problems without scum.

MaliA · **Posted:** Sat Apr 12, 2014 19:51

Yeah. . Do you know what works real good with mafia? Killing them.

[Vote: Mimi]

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

you sounding like a reservoir dog

Nuh-huh... Wrong. You need to stay cool. Cool like Fonzie. And learn to read the bit that says just because a fictional character might be 'bad' doesn't mean their role is. You need to think about your priorities, because me, I'm cool, but that big bloke over there is a bad motherfucker, and you don't want to be left standing here with him.

Where the fuck has Vincent gone?

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2014 8:33

Mimi wrote:

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

you sounding like a reservoir dog

Nuh-huh... Wrong. You need to stay cool. Cool like Fonzie. And learn to read the bit that says just because a fictional character might be 'bad' doesn't mean their role is. You need to think about your priorities, because me, I'm cool, but that big bloke over there is a bad motherfucker, and you don't want to be left standing here with him.

Where the fuck has Vincent gone?

I did read that, which was why I didn't vote for you at first. It was the 'incident' that swung it for me. Care to tell us more about that? This city doesn't need any more people being vague.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Had a few friends around for drinks. Made tacos. Someone got nail varnish on the duvet. What's any of this got to do with you? Sit back down and chill. Don't be waving around your accusations just because you made an amazing jump to an unnecessarily negative conclusion without knowing any facts. Sit back down and chill. Are we cool?

I said: are we cool?

Say we're cool.

Say it after me: 'we're cool'

Now withdraw your goddam vote and think about your actions.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:07

curiosity: 1 (Trooper)
mimi: 2 (Goddess Jasmine, MaliA)

Not voted: 8 (cras, saturnalian, sdg, curiosity, applepieofdestiny, mimi, gazchap, british nervoso)

With 11 players alive, 6 votes are required for a lynch, and 6 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/work.php

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14356

I loved you in that Amiga tennis game.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2014 11:08

These numbers may change - people are still welcome to join until the close of day 1, which will be on Monday at 4pm.

GazChap · **Posted:** Sun Apr 13, 2014 15:42

Well, that'll be an interesting day.

Goddess Jasmine · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 7:40

Good! Post people, I'm off to my basement, do not disturb me. I have important work to do.

Zeppo · **Joined:** 9th Oct, 2008 **Posts:** 222

</lurk> Hello everybody!

myp · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 13:06

I'll be back. At some point soon.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25583

Goddess Jasmine wrote:

Good! Post people, I'm off to my basement, do not disturb me. I have important work to do.

With that young boy, right?

Odd relationship you have there...

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 13:55

Just over two hours to go, folks!

Grim... · **Posted:** Mon Apr 14, 2014 13:56

curiosity: 1 (Trooper)
mimi: 2 (Goddess Jasmine, MaliA)

Not voted: 9 (cras, saturnalian, sdg, curiosity, applepieofdestiny, mimi, gazchap, british nervoso, zeppo)

With 12 players alive, 7 votes are required for a lynch, and 7 nolynch votes are required to not lynch anybody.

http://www.beexcellenttoeachother.com/counter/work.php

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