Be Excellent To Each Other

I don't like it when they scream.

Actually... that's a lie.

I had considered this, but I'm not sure if our reasons are the same.
If they are, then it looks like there are more townies than I expected (we only need 1 of the last 3 to be a townie), so unless you have a different reason and you really are a townie, it might be best to get rid of GJ.

Your choice though, obviously.

its quite clear GazChap that anyone voting for you is cult.

GJ is the cult leader and needs to die.

I'd like to applaud Gaz for getting into the role of cornered serial killer a little too well

I was going to say they could be mafia, but depending on their numbers it might be in their best interest that GJ dies as well.
You might get another night on the town Gaz.

Oh, goody! Time to paint the town red!

The Way I see it, the town's main foe at the moment is the cult. the mafia's main foe is the cult, and the cult's main foe is the sk. So why am I voting for the sk? Well GJ knows (whether she admits it I don't know, and whether you'd believe her is another thing) I am not cult. But I do have another reason for voting for SK, and it's nothing to do with my sister.

Malc

So you're Mafia then. RIGHT, glad we've cleared that up!

Also, correct me if I'm wrong but the Mafia's main foe is LITTLE OLD ME as I'm the only one that can actually touch them.

I love the smell of kidneys in the morning.

The way I see it, the Cult has probably 4 people in it, and they will win tonight if we don't off GJ

Malc

You're completely baffling me Malc.

It will all become clear (maybe)

Malc

Yeah, but if they kill you and let the cult get another recruit in they might be vastly outnumbered.

As I type, I realise my own mistakes.
I said earlier there probably wasn't a roleblocker, but my thinking was that they'd almost certainly have blocked GJ from getting another recruit, but we don't know that they did. If they do have a roleblocker, then they can keep the cult down (it's 3 max at the moment) and they'll probably kill you.
Sorry, I know you were looking forward to it.

It's day 5, so there's a maximum of 5 people in the cult and we've killed 2 of them, so there's no more than 3.

I'm not worried, my old friend. If those filthy Italian bastards decide to kill me tonight, they'll never be quick enough to get to me before I do my thang. All that pasta, you see. Weighs them down.

Plus GJ

Malc

Malc, at this stage it's looking like you want to kill Gaz and get recruited into the cult.

1. Your maths is wrong on how many people are in the cult.
2. I had the idea first.
3. It's playing against our win condition and is frowned upon (I asked)

That's including GJ - we've only had four nights they've been able to recruit so that's four recruits plus GJ, two killed so it's down to 3 max.

GOOD GOD MAN, what happened to that calculator I bought you for Christmas?

Malc can I politely ask what the fuck you are on about.

1 - there is a max of 3 cult people. how can you not figure that out?
2 - if you want GJ dead, why not vote that way?! you just said if GJ survives today the cult will be the most powerful faction and most likely win.
3 - if you are by a shred of a chance telling the truth about being a townie, then you present GJ with a perfect recruit tonight.

you need to enlighten us why you want the SK dead over GJ based on the above.
to win he needs to kill everyone including the cult.

jesus h malc.

Trust me, it's the last thing I want to. There is another more obscure reason why I'm doing this, but the more I say about it the less likely it is to happen, so it's probably ruined already.

Malc

As I said above, I think this is his plan.

Look, man. If it's about your chinchilla... what can I say? I didn't know!

If I get recuited tonight into the cult then I will kill myself (in game) as that is not my intention.

Malc

Well can you address point 2 then at the least.
I will give you the benefit of the doubt on the cult numbers, but its still fishy as hell.

you said in black and white GJ needs to die
how do you expect that to happen unless we lynch her?

Then I apologise, you're obviously better at coming up with plans than I am.

I know what it is. He's cracked my little codes and worked out that there's a buy-one-get-one-free offer on grapefruits at the shop, and he wants to stop me buying them all up before he can!

I'M ON TO YOUR GAME.

woooo ooooo ahhhhhhhh (ghosty sounds)

I am watching you from my TV screens in purgatory as I cant reach the dead zone.

If I did it would spoil it, it would be a bit like the baddie telling James Bond what his plans were, or the Joker telling batman. or whatever. Like I said I'm sure I've done that anyway.

Malc

No Mr Malc. I expect you to die!

He wants to kill me because I've stolen his formula for malcum powder and he wants to stop me getting it to market before he does!

smells like bs to me

No really, it's true!

it wouldn't be very successful malcum powder if it smelt of bullshit now would it?

Malc

I'd hazard a guess that smelling like bullshit is better than smelling like an Italian! Ha-ha!

Realisation suddenly dawns on the town that Mr Russ didn't turn up this morning - they've become so used to him doing nothing around here that they didn't miss him.

Everyone trundles along in mild curiosity to see what's happened to him. They find him hanging from a light fitting from one of his own ties, his todger in his hand. INXS's Greatest Hits is playing on his stereo, on repeat.

Mr Russ was a Townie.

*regrets sending myoptika the pm asking if Mr Russ should be modkilled*

Vote Update

gazchap: 2 votes (goddess jasmine, spinglo sponglo!)
goddess jasmine: 3 votes (gazchap, joans, zardoz)

Not voted: lacesensor, sheepeh

With 7 players alive, 4 votes are required for a lynch and 5 votes for there to be no lynch.

Can you get rid of Runcles ghost please Myps.

His ectoplasm is playing havoc with my crushed velvet curtains. At least he said it was ectoplasm.

I forgot to say: notebooks, newspapers and boxes of big cigars were found in Mr Russ' home. He was also the Editor.

lace vote with me.

Malc

Already sorted.

Now how was anyone supposed to work that out?

[vote: Goddess Jasmine]

cult leader ffs malc

Worst case scenario is that there are no more townies left and all you supposed townies are filthy lying buggers.

Funny isn't it? That the insane killer with a penchant for citrus fruits ends up being the only honest one of the lot of you! YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED.

Players shouldn't be snooping around the member groups. You're lucky I haven't modkilled you, too.

Hey when rumbled you tried to get out of it by saying you knew I was in the cult.

thats 4 myp please lock

I was looking in my profile
But hey, now you've told everyone how to do it.

That wasn't a lie, my dear.