Be Excellent To Each Other

hehe, whatever.

Well there's only one way to defeat that argument then! Kill me and you'll find out, hey Craster? Craster with all the blood and stuff. You know, that Craster.

Again, I assure all right and good townies that I, Dimrill, am not an serial killer or an vampire of any flavour. Kill me, and Craster (that's Craster with all the blood and stuff. You know, that Craster.) will be one step closer to his win.

*cobbles a tongue*

Holy shit, you're right. Can we go back to my Dimrill is the SK/Sire theory?

Not until Curiosity confirms that he's not the loon, we can't.

Christ, I hope the Good Doctor is figuring this stuff out well as we are

No, because the SK killed Runcle, and he can't kill the sire.

Dr Gaywood, would you be willing to confirm that after KevR died, the next Childe would have been promoted to Sire before the night actions. So that Childe would only have been to bite last night?

Ergo, one vamp left.

Didn't mr Dave just roleclaim it, or am I missing something else (this worked before, let's try it again..)

Hey, here's a good ole MAD suggestion: what if.. right, get this, what IF we lost 2 childes and Craster is the original Sire left and stuff. MAD!

Good point again, but we do definitely seem to have a Sire still out there.

I've think I've demonstrated along with everyone else here that we have NO FUCKING CLUE what Mr Dave is saying unless he spells it out in black and white.

Wouldn't that kind of point to him being a mentalist nutter then?

Also why would the loon roleclaim? He's not pro-town, and we'd not hang him if he claimed.

Sorry for suspecting you Dims (although I'll hate you if you turn out to be the SK).

[vote:craster]

MAD? :?

And what's all this blood stuff about?

I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAAAAND

It's quite simple. Craster is an bad. Craster is AN BAD! Whether it be by vampire (which I strongly suspect) or by SK (which I don't really suspect) he is AN BAD.
*gets right up to Craster's face*
Look at him! Daywalker! Bloody pallid fleshed sucker!

[vote:craster]

He mentioned how we would have to have a nolynch yesterday a couple of times, which is advantageous for the vamps. KevR also mentioned it THREE times, and Runcle once (that I could see).

Also, Dimmers has fingered him.

Secondary point: If Curiosity is the Psychiatrist, would he please tell us who he guessed as being the Loon each night so that we may see who is defnitely NOT the Loon.

Oh maaan.

[vote:Craster]

He is up to something though.

<joke>Dimrill is the Cult Leader.</joke>

Craster might want to make an appointment with Curiousity as well.

Right, CRASTER IS A VAMPIRE. If this is not the case I will eat my crucifix.

[vote:craster]

I haven't been bitten, btw.

Okay then, since I've only FOSssed Craster so far, and the town seem to be approaching an idea that he is indeed guilty...
[vote:Craster]

We do indeed. Startling.

Remember this folks. I've said Dimrill is highly unlikely to be the Sire - but he's still highly likely to be the SK.

If I am the serial killer, Craster (you know, Craster. Craster with the blood and that. That craster), I will eat your bone.

Hannibal Lecter FTFY.

If Dimrill is the SK, how did he know about KevR?

He said himself it was a gut feeling. A gut full of human flesh.

Buggrit, just managed to delete this. Let us try again.

No, If I were the serial killer, I'd still need 2 more kills to win. I wouldn't even vaguely get near roleclaiming.

The more you argue from a daft and untenable position, the more my guiltometer slips towards you.

Right, the information I wanted was (amongst other things) who would react to me and how. I say I have proof. Look who's most interested in that, why it appears to be KevR and Runcle! Well, isn't that a fricking surprise? Keep looking, Ooooo....

"Make of that what you will. But it stands to reason that the (early) people actually voting for me/and all for Curiosity are more likely to be innocent. For now."

Now. Day 1: Runcle and KevR - Nolynch
Day2: Runcle and KevR - Nolynch
Day3: KevR : Me. But late.

The only reason I haven't yet voted for you is that you were the first person to vote for me, and I refuse to believe that you wouldn't spot how handy it was having such a large group as a vampire. and voted for Kev early. You do not fit the pattern I'd expect from vampires. However, the longer you spend barking up this wall... a vampire isn't all you could be.

I did indeed. ACTION!
*spurs town owards*
BLAM BLAM!
*dives behind horse and cart, all actiony, like*
*SLOW MOTION! FUCKIN YES! ACTION!*

So my thinking is that the plan of action is thus:

We lynch Craster. If he's a baddie then it's all good. If he's a goodie, then we lynch Dimmers.

I'm not barking up anything. It read to me like you were saying you wanted the info about Runcle. And as such you killed him. If I read it wrong, fair enough.

Says number 2 on my hitlist, folks. Just you a-remember this!

OK then. If Craster's a goodie AND Dimrill's a goodie, then lynch ME.

I still don't get how Mr Russ is on your list. Care to explain?

Hey, now we're fucking getting somewhere! Stop sitting around chewing over fully digested facts already and GODDAMN ACT! I'm not sitting around fixing shoes in a sleepy village no more! I'M FLYING! I'M ACTION FUCKIN COBBLER! PREPARE FOR BUMMING!

Or, for that matter, explain anyone on his list?

*snort!*
MR Russ's's's's's'ses's's'e thoughts in this post: "Yes, that's right, 2 more kills... 2 more kills"

Because I was investigated by Dudley on Night 1 and nobody owned up to being bitten, so I could be the sire who got the chance to do nothing.

Someone who is versed in Vampire Mathematics could work out if the number of revealed vamp roles would allow for there to have been no bite on night 1 regardless please.

Dimrill's thoughts - I've lined up two targets, leaving me two clear nights for two more kills.

As I said: I WILL EAT YOUR BONE, FULLY TAKING IT IN MY THROAT UNTIL YOU CUM SO MUCH THAT SPUNK FLIES FROM MY EYES, if I'm the serial killer.

But he seems pretty sure that Craster is the remaining vampire (unless he's just a messy eater serial killer), which would mean he's got you fingered as SK. Which (it would seem) can't be true.

Hmm, which leaves the suspicion still with Dimrill.

[vote:unvote]

Also, nobody owned up to being bitten by the Sire ever, but we seem to have a 3rd vampire, so someone just fancied playing for the other side.

Hmm, it is still possible for the Sire not to have bitten on night 1 and still got all the recruitment/killing in last night.

Yes. Either way, there would have been a Sire at the beginning of the night phase.

I don't even know what my last sentence is supposed to be asking there. I was trying to confirm that basically, KecR died, if he was the Sire, then the next Childe was promoted. So as there was a Childe kill there must have been another Childe (possibly only recruited last night as recruitment happens before the killing).

*Jonarob lies in his bedroom in a lacey negligee, window guards flapping*
*Craster flaps into the room and transforms to his humna shape*
*Jonarob groans in anticipation*
"Yes Craster! Take me! Take me deep into your cult! I want it. I want it so bad!"

Vote Update

craster: 5 votes (dimrill, grim..., joans, kalmar, myoptika)

Not voted: bluecup, craster, curiosity, lacesensor, mr chris, mr dave, mr russ, rodafowa, vegetables, zardoz

With 15 players alive, 8 votes are required for a lynch and 11 votes for there to be no lynch.

*looks up from the book he was reading on his lunchbreak*
Good book this.
*sets it down, the title "Craster's Diary" is clearly visible*
*munches on a garlic flavoured apple, winks*