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 Post subject: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 17:26 
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So it seems that
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People have "two weeks" to protect themselves from a "powerful computer attack", the UK's National Crime Agency (NCA) has warned.


US authorities and the NCA have seized a major criminal network, over 15k of which are in the UK. The Gameover Zeus strain will kill us all carry on unless people take "immediate" action.

Read the full BBC story here.

The NCA site getsafeonline.org seems to be hammered at the moment so I have no idea what to do other than run around my house in a panic with my pants on my head.

Joking aside it is nice to see that the authorities have managed to take a botnet down, will be interesting to see it it helps get people taking their own security a little more seriously.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 17:53 
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Slightly Green! I was thinking of you not posting the other day. You should post more, we like your posts.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 18:07 
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I dont get the two weeks deadline though?


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 18:09 
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Trooper wrote:
I dont get the two weeks deadline though?


Yeh that had me confused also, bit odd.

And thanks Mimi, glad you like my posts but tbh I am a professional lurker, mainly due to having nothing of any worth to add to the threads.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 18:23 
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Isn't it just an estimate as to how long people should have before the gang regroups?

Apparently the Feds have control of the Botnet and will tell people affected that they're affected. Infected. Both of the 'fects'


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:59 
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What are the effects of the affects and infections?

We're fect


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:09 
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2 weeks? Is that all? I've only just bought an SSD and Windows 8! What a waste of mine.


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:21 
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Or could this be a cunning viral marketing campaign for Cybergeddon the TV series (they are just a few years off with the marketing), which I have never heard of before now but will probably take a look at.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 19:40 
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New update from the BBC

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What's going to happen to me in two weeks?

Nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 20:08 
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They don't know that. I might get hit by a bus.

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 22:23 
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I have it on good authority that you will get hit by a bus. You have two weeks to take immediate action.


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 22:45 
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Hmmm, my attempt at satirising the useful warning in the initial story may have come across a bit creepy. I am not planning to kill Craster, nor am I looking at him right now from the window of my little bus.


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
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I see you, fucker!

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 8:10 
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lasermink wrote:
Hmmm, my attempt at satirising the useful warning in the initial story may have come across a bit creepy. I am not planning to kill Craster, nor am I looking at him right now from the window of my little tank.


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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:07 
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Lasermink getting ready for C Day

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 Post subject: Re: Cybergeddon!!
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 9:24 
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