Bits N Bobs 42

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14363

"June, some sex is about to happen right where you're standing, so either get in or get out"

Why, oh why, did they ever cancel Don't Trust the B!?

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

You can say 'bitch' here if you want y'know, we don't mind.

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14363

But that's not the title to the programme.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

Saturnalian wrote:

But that's not the title to the programme.

Technically neither is what you posted, it's "Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23". Anyway, doesn't it make you feel like a five year old typing the nonsensical 'B' rather than 'Bitch'?

Satsuma · **Joined:** 20th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14363

That's what me and mah hoes call it, hoe. You don't pronounce the dash-dash-dash-dash.

Anyway, I've finished all them all now. A damn shame that they didn't keep that going. James Van Deer Beak was an inspired choice of character.

Curiosity · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2014 19:33

Saturnalian wrote:

That's what me and mah hoes call it, hoe. You don't pronounce the dash-dash-dash-dash.

Anyway, I've finished all them all now. A damn shame that they didn't keep that going. James Van Deer Beak was an inspired choice of character.

Absolutely. It didn't help that the network showed them all out of order in the second season, so there were episodes where James is rehearsing for the dance show long after it happened.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2014 22:02

The end of the dancing with the stars bit where Van Der Beek breaks the fourth wall was excellent.

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2014 22:04

Trooper, are you drunk?

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22278

Grim... wrote:

Trooper, are you drunk?

I was being funny.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22278

Admittedly it was a joke just for me and 3 other people...

Grim... · **Posted:** Sun Jun 01, 2014 22:14

This is true.

Kern · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:30

Another European monarch abidcates in favour of his son.

Charles must be getting really jealous now.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:36

Kern wrote:

Another European monarch abidcates in favour of his son.

Charles must be getting really jealous now.

I was recently buoyed by the talk of photos of the skirt blowing up but then I found out it was of the Duchess of Cambridge's arse and not the regina.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Pretty sure the things I google for have me on a few lists already.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

Well this is the wrong thread.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22278

Yet still relevant.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

That's why I left it there

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25602

I have a work meeting away tomorrow, and as part of teh expected 'sh*t sandwich' that we are expecting:

Bread: This last few months have been tough, but you've got through it
Filling: You'r all rubbish and this is why you're rubbish, and everyone thinks youare rubbish
Bread: stop crying eat this food...

We are going for a meal. Just looked at the menu hand have spotted the following in the vegatarian section: 'Macaroni Cheeseburger'

Boom! This may be the best thing thathas ever happened to me.

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22278

Any bets on how long till the McCanns get arrested? I'm going for Thursday morning.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 20:54

I just want Maddy home safe. I have never given up hoping. Nor should you.

Mimi · **Joined:** 27th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 25602

Trooper wrote:

Any bets on how long till the McCanns get arrested? I'm going for Thursday morning.

Awful, but I did have the sane thought.

MaliA · **Posted:** Mon Jun 02, 2014 20:59

Have they found something?

Dr Zoidberg · **Joined:** 15th Oct, 2010 **Posts:** 5173

MaliA wrote:

Have they found something?

Not yet.

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Mimi wrote:

Awful, but I did have the sane thought.

Are most of your thoughts insane then?

Slightly Green · **Joined:** 26th Aug, 2010 **Posts:** 2069

Internet sleuths waste police time.

Quote:

A garage owner has apologised for staging a scene that looked like a murder in an Edinburgh street, which was caught on Google Street View.

better by far than all the guys just mooning the street view car.

Bamba · **Joined:** 25th Jul, 2010 **Posts:** 11128

This isn't worth starting a thread for I don't think: intriguing looking ghost detective game Murdered: Soul Suspect gets a very lukewarm reception from Eurogamer.

This one was on my radar purely because it looked pretty different from most other stuff doing the rounds so I'm disappointed it sounds so boring and repetitive. The story and characters might carry it a bit but the actual game sounds repetitive and/or frustrating which isn't much of a combination. Boo.

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:39

Bamba wrote:

Boo.

Pun!

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 12:59

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:13

MaliA wrote:

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

Only if you want to go to a crumbling stadium that hosts a once-decent but now failing club.

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:26

British Nervoso wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

Only if you want to go to a crumbling stadium that hosts a once-decent but now failing club.

I saw Take That there. In general, are tours of stadia any good?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:28

MaliA wrote:

British Nervoso wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

Only if you want to go to a crumbling stadium that hosts a once-decent but now failing club.

I saw Take That there. In general, are tours of stadia any good?

I did the Bernabeu with Riles which was AMAZING. Villa Park? Not really in the same league (LITERALLY LOL).

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:29

MaliA wrote:

British Nervoso wrote:

MaliA wrote:

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

Only if you want to go to a crumbling stadium that hosts a once-decent but now failing club.

I saw Take That there. In general, are tours of stadia any good?

I have done Twickenham, the Millennium Stadium and Ewood Park. I quite enjoyed them, nice to see behind the scenes.

Cras · **Joined:** 30th Mar, 2008 **Posts:** 49232

I did a tour of Barcelona stadium when I was about seven. I vomited in the stands.

Mr Russell · **Joined:** 6th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 12245

Cras wrote:

I did a tour of Barcelona stadium when I was about seven. I vomited in the stands.

That bad?

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:39

Cras wrote:

I did a tour of Barcelona stadium when I was about seven. I vomited in the stands.

You must either really love or really hate football.

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38473

The older stadiums with some real history, yes. The flashy new ones? Only if lunch is included.

COME TO THE EMIRATES! WHERE ARSENAL HAVE LANGUISHED IN MEDIOCRITY ALMOST A DECADE!

myp · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 13:49

DavPaz wrote:

COME TO THE EMIRATES! WHERE ARSENAL HAVE LANGUISHED IN MEDIOCRITY ALMOST A DECADE!

Top four in the Premier League is mediocrity now? And that's coming from a Boro fan...

Curiosity · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 15:13

MaliA wrote:

Has anyone had a tour of Villa Park and would it be worth the time?

As the spiritual home of all things football, and the Mecca of stadia around the world, you would be a fool to spurn this opportunity.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Would you go for a tour of a car park, or a shopping centre?

KovacsC · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 15:38

Bobbyaro wrote:

Would you go for a tour of a car park, or a shopping centre?

would there be beer involved?

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 15:40

Bovine menace lingers

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 15:44

MaliA wrote:

Bovine menace lingers

Quote:

NFU advise for walkers

Do:

Stop, look and listen on entering a field and as you walk through be particularly aware of cows with calves, bulls, and rams
Keep to paths where possible but give livestock plenty of space
Be prepared for cattle to react to your presence, especially if you have a dog with you
Keep your dog under control on a short lead around cows and sheep
Don't:

Don't hang on to your dog. If you are threatened by cattle - let it go
Don't panic or run. Most cattle will stop before they reach you. If they follow, just walk on quietly

DavPaz · **Joined:** 27th Jun, 2008 **Posts:** 38473

British Nervoso wrote:

DavPaz wrote:

COME TO THE EMIRATES! WHERE ARSENAL HAVE LANGUISHED IN MEDIOCRITY ALMOST A DECADE!

Top four in the Premier League is mediocrity now? And that's coming from a Boro fan...

I was referring to the soul-less feel of new stadia.

Except the Riverside, natch

MaliA · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 16:41

30 Greatest British made games

Grim... · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 17:06

Quote:

[In Cannon Fodder] if a soldier falls, the size of the tombstone reflected their time with you.

I did not know that.

The list ruins itself at "DJ Hero", though.

zaphod79 · **Joined:** 16th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 14492

Grim... wrote:

Quote:

[In Cannon Fodder] if a soldier falls, the size of the tombstone reflected their time with you.

I did not know that.

I always saw it as the tombstone reflects their rank (and their rank increases with successful missions so I guess its the same thing)

Trooper · **Joined:** 4th Mar, 2010 **Posts:** 22278

I have survived a vicious attack to the throat with a knife and come out the other side safe and sound.

Ow.

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 17:52

You've not even been married a year.

Bobbyaro · **Joined:** 18th Apr, 2008 **Posts:** 11843

Trooper wrote:

I have survived a vicious attack to the throat with a knife and come out the other side safe and sound.

Ow.

Is this serious?

GazChap · **Posted:** Tue Jun 03, 2014 18:36

I'm assuming the "Ow" signifies that it's not serious. Or rather, hoping so, otherwise I now look like a gigantic cockend.*

* what else is new etc.

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